What surgeries do I need to look like David Gandy? (HIGH IQ USERS ONLY)

[Mediterranean]

 

[Tasty17]

LeFort 73.

 

[Deleted member 19798]

How do you even fit food in that mouth jfl

 

[latincell95]

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LF5 with titanium cranium plates, Experimental nanomicrolevel bimax, nanogel experimental jaw implants, stroma X with green optic lenses, canthoplasty

 

[Mediterranean]

LF5 with titanium cranium plates, Experimental nanomicrolevel bimax, nanogel experimental jaw implants, stroma X with green optic lenses, canthoplasty

Ty for being the only helpful person and not being rude like the others. Can I get any of these in Mumbai for a cheap price? And what you mean by experimental is it not safe ?

 

[Tasty17]

Ty for being the only helpful person and not being rude like the others. Can I get any of these in Mumbai for a cheap price? And what you mean by experimental is it not safe ?

Dude, half of the things he mentioned doesn't even exist jfl.

 

[Deleted member 17920]

None.

 

[Deleted member 21219]

Don’t worry bhai. U mog Gandy back to Mumbai

 

[Mediterranean]

Dude, half of the things he mentioned doesn't even exist jfl.

Stfu dumb fk those surgeries exist in india already there banned in US because of your retarded govt

 

[Mediterranean]

None.

Thats funny bcuz me and gandy have similiar pheno ecept blue eyes thats it. And blue eye surgery exists dumb ass. You just dont wanna see me ascend jfl. Fuck off

 

[Tasty17]

Stfu dumb fk those surgeries exist in india already there banned in US because of your retarded govt

Can you describe me the concept of LeFort 5 and nanomicrolevel bimax?

 

[Bipedal Dog]

100% med 🗣

 

[Mediterranean]

100% med 🗣

I am med you dumb fuck aspie my skin is just dark from tanning retard. Im in mumbai visiting from spain. How u gonna put monkey emoji do i look negro ? I’m prob more aryan race than you fgt

 

[latincell95]

Ty for being the only helpful person and not being rude like the others. Can I get any of these in Mumbai for a cheap price? And what you mean by experimental is it not safe ?

By experimental I mean they’re only accessible to the elites/male models/actors. Each surgery costs anywhere from 80,000-150,000 USD. And no, you can’t get them on Mumbai

 

[Dravi_Phen]

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The ultimate surgery is to jump of a cliff whilst hoping to be reincarnated as Gandhi in your next life.

 

[Mediterranean]

The ultimate surgery is to jump of a cliff whilst hoping to be reincarnated as Gandhi in your next life.

Gandhi is a curry lanklet i think u mean gandy the med mogger

 

[Dravi_Phen]

Gandhi is a curry lanklet i think u mean gandy the med mogger

Gandhi = Gandy, I see no difference because OP is likely never going to experience the amount of pussy either of the two got in their lifetimes.

 

[Mediterranean]

Gandhi = Gandy, I see no difference because OP is likely never going to experience the amount of pussy either of the two got in their lifetimes.

Mf tell me what pussy gandhi was getting besides starving curry orphan pussy from his nieces and grand daughters. That anorexic tree hugger fk would smd and break his hinduvta fast by drinking my load if he saw me i mog him brutally

 

[Deleted member 17595]

i feel bad for laughing

 

[Dravi_Phen]

Mf tell me what pussy gandhi was getting besides starving curry orphan pussy from his nieces and grand daughters. That anorexic tree hugger fk would smd and break his hinduvta fast by drinking my load if he saw me i mog him brutally

Anything is more than what 99% of this non NT forum would get in the next 20 lifetimes

 

[Mediterranean]

Anything is more than what 99% of this non NT forum would get in the next 20 lifetimes

Stfu curry muncher my med genes mog yours any day of the week

 

[Dravi_Phen]

Stfu curry muncher my med genes mog yours any day

Why are you on this site then you mouthbreathing ape?

 

[Deleted member 22775]

Can I get any of these in Mumbai for a cheap price?

Bro don’t do plastic surgery in a 3rd world country like India your going to fuck up your face

 

[Artemis]

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Well, among the good things, you have a great positive canthal tilt, good brows, and a full head of hair

To become more like Gandy from the side profile you need to create a hump on your nose. In short, to get this:

You need some rhinoplasty.

Given the sheer size of your nose, you will look more like a cackatoo than the Gandkatoo could ever achieve.

 

[Artemis]

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But srsly, you are the perfect example that Nose is important.

You need a serious open rhinoplasty, to reduce the size of your nose: make it narrower. Reduce the base, the tip, and the dorsal base.

 

[Tasty17]

Start wearing facial flex for your lips.

 

[Deleted member 22126]

Start wearing facial flex for your lips.

Is that working for you?

 

[randomvanish]

high tech advanced distraction osteogenesis for every bone in your face

 

[EverythingMattersCel]

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Lord have mercy on his poor soul.

Bhaiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii

 

[Deleted member 17159]

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Lord have mercy on his poor soul.

Bhaiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii

whats worse you think? his nose or his mouth

 

[EverythingMattersCel]

whats worse you think? his nose or his mouth

His mouth is unsalvageable.

His mouth - nose width ratio is literally 1-to-1. And I thought mine was bad.

Nose is bulbous, alar base extremely wide, thick skin and the soft tissue lacks any definition.

I would say his mouth is worse though. Can you imagine him kissing a girl? He might as well not even have a mouth. It's so narrow and thin.

 

[Deleted member 17159]

His mouth is unsalvageable.

His mouth - nose width ratio is literally 1-to-1. And I thought mine was bad.

Nose is bulbous, alar base extremely wide, thick skin and the soft tissue lacks any definition.

I would say his mouth is worse though. Can you imagine him kissing a girl? He might as well not even have a mouth. It's so narrow and thin.

his big schnoz makes his mouth look smaller
his small mouth makes his nose look bigger
theyre a perfect synergy to make him more repulsive

 

[Deprived]

moggerbhai

 

[Kooshin]

dude this ugly mouth-breather subhuman, holy shit he looks like the average currycel, nothing med about him subhuman. This is why I don't take this website seriously you've got subhumans like this guy with a superiority complex

 

[Tasty17]

Is that working for you?

Trying it right now. It worked for someone else on here.

 

[Mediterranean]

dude this ugly mouth-breather subhuman, holy shit he looks like the average currycel, nothing med about him subhuman. This is why I don't take this website seriously you've got subhumans like this guy with a superiority complex

If that negro on the pfp is you just end ur life big boy. You cant handle my aryan supremacy (i am half northen indian/half med). Yep north indians have aryan dna

 

[HerpDerpson]

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With each passing day, we stray further from the light of God.

 

[Kooshin]

If that negro on the pfp is you just end ur life big boy. You cant handle my aryan supremacy (i am half northen indian/half med). Yep north indians have aryan dna

cope you brown nigger you look subhuman and you have receding features, kill yourself you incel, and you will be a currycel for life. no wonder the whites were saying too many ethnics are trying to be white. you literally have shit-colored skin horrible coloring.

 

[AscendingHero]

Nose is bulbous, alar base extremely wide, thick skin and the soft tissue lacks any definition.

What do you mean soft tissue lacks defintion?

whats the cause of noses like vs

vs

Disregard the vast differences in looks

just nasal structure only

 

[Anchor_Ship]

Smallest mouth on the forum