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So yesterday ... researching for a story (something I'd learned from Common Fucking Sense!) ... a rundll and COM Surrogate opened in my Task Manager. I close them off. Then my VPN turns off. So I disconnect from the internet, reconnect ... won't adjoin. Then I engage the cellular hotspot. Successful connection - VPN turns on.

Perhaps, an hour or so later, something's different with my Wifi Scanner Menu. It doesn't look the same. Then I head down to the Windows Search bar that pulls up the usual window - the cursor is erratic — moving all over the place. Ugh, boogers. If I were like some of you, I would think, Trojan. But that's impossible with the security service I use. Or is it? Ugh. I begin questioning that security. So I write a special little list, including to-dos, and go straight to work.

I ran scannow, and Windows located corrupted files and fixed them. But ugh, that can't be it. Then I do a virus scan, and of course, no virus. So finally, I reset the DumDum PC but Keep My Files. Do you see? Investigating. I have to first do that before a complete erase. Test the waters.

Ugh. It happened again! Youchie Mouchie! <-- that thread. So I reset it again but added a little secret. ;) And shut the PC down and had to clear ice from the roof of this dome.

This evening, I turn the PC back on — the problem's back, Jack. As to be expected. So I was down to my last options. I committed the first. Then wiped the DumDum PC.

Everything's normal now.

Or is it? Hmm.

Any advice, guys? Also, my cellular hotspot with no router seems to be doing fantastic! So what the odds there, uh?
 
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Can anyone translate Moggy? She's inappropriately misusing Over. That's not how the cool kids use it. It's as if you're an outsider, Moggy.
 
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Never began
See, I know hackers. This wasn't a hack. Because I would have that problem right now with the cellular connection. And yet, here we are. A good hacker can get through anything - INCLUDING cellular. Do you see what I'm doing? Hmm.

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See, I know hackers. This wasn't a hack. Because I would have that problem right now with the cellular connection. And yet, here we are. A good hacker can get through anything - INCLUDING cellular. Do you see what I'm doing? Hmm.

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Be honest, do you think I read that?
 
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I’ve already made collages, dumb fuck. They’re a hit when I do garage sales
Collages? You mad assortments? :ROFLMAO: What does that have to do with college? And garage sales? Wha-what the fuck any of that has to do with my question and advice? Are you naturally ... um ... you know ... special?
 
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Collages? You mad assortments? :ROFLMAO: What does that have to do with college? And garage sales? Wha-what the fuck any of that has to do with my question and advice? Are you naturally ... um ... you know ... special?
I need a leak but I’m too far from the toilet. You wouldn’t mind carrying my piss for me, would you?
 

Im not watching that youtube shit! I did watch the other with the CNN reporter being treated like a journalist. Also, I watched @Jamesothy making peanut butter coffee while showboating his kitchen.
 
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I need a leak but I’m too far from the toilet. You wouldn’t mind carrying my piss for me, would you?
Back the fuck up. I asked you six questions, and I know a retard could answer one of them, at least. Did you just lower that scale of retardation? Brutal.
 
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Back the fuck up. I asked you six questions, and I know a retard could answer one of them, at least. Did you just lower that scale of retardation? Brutal.
JFL if you think you have the streetcred to ask questions. I ask the questions Jimmy, and you will nod and say yes daddy
 
I need a leak but I’m too far from the toilet. You wouldn’t mind carrying my piss for me, would you?
Be honest. What don't you like about my stories? Do they make you cringe? I hope. That's one of its designs. But if they confuse you that's because you haven't gotten laid yet. Once you make that happen, the stories will make sense.
 
Im not watching that youtube shit! I did watch the other with the CNN reporter being treated like a journalist. Also, I watched @Jamesothy making peanut butter coffee while showboating his kitchen.

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Be honest. What don't you like about my stories? Do they make you cringe? I hope. That's one of its designs. But if they confuse you that's because you haven't gotten laid yet. Once you make that happen, the stories will make sense.
I’ve never seen any of them, including this post. As soon as I see your moaning monkey avi, i immediately extend my hand over the D, N, and R keys. You know that, Jimmy
 
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I’ve never seen any of them, including this post. As soon as I see your moaning monkey avi, i immediately extend my hand over the D, N, and R keys. You know that, Jimmy
Motherfucker! You are seriously flirting with me and that's making me cringe! Fucking creepy goosebumps. You're worrying me.
 
JFL if you think you have the streetcred to ask questions. I ask the questions Jimmy, and you will nod and say yes daddy
who the fuck uses JFL? It's KEK, retard. why even reply, "Muh, over!" - "Muh, dnrd?" You're making yourself look like an idiot. Srs.
 
I hoped to get some opinions about this from REAL talented parasites, not frauds.
 
Private message me about this. I'll keep it private. ;)(y)
 
That too. I know it came from the router. And the security service claimed their side wasn't breached. But I'm still fishing.
Keep searching soldier, they like to put items in there. Trinkets and such.
 
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Im not watching that youtube shit! I did watch the other with the CNN reporter being treated like a journalist. Also, I watched @Jamesothy making peanut butter coffee while showboating his kitchen.
Kitchens come and kitchens go. I gotta admit though I'm a little be narcy about this one. I'll have me another kitchen if a couple months.

Anyways Jim, why the heck are you so against Youtube? I found your content on there a little while back. Couldn't make much sense of it. Lol, one of your videos had an animation of a scantly clad white girl laying on the floor holding onto a big black dude's ankle.
 
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Kitchens come and kitchens go. I gotta admit though I'm a little be narcy about this one. I'll have me another kitchen if a couple months.

Anyways Jim, why the heck are you so against Youtube? I found your content on there a little while back. Couldn't make much sense of it. Lol, one of your videos had an animation of a scantly clad white girl laying on the floor holding onto a big black dude's ankle.
I made that a while back when I was trolling 4chan's Pol. It was either that stage or a special ed class background. It was for fun. Nothing serious. They had a thing about the blacked porn site. So I traced the blonde and attached her to a big giant ugly buck.

Youtube's censorship is off the scale. And their favoring is cringy. I've seen some talented folks on there with fewer than ten views after months of publication. Smh. Quite sad and creepy in the same sense. Then what they did to free thinkers like Jones, ugh, creepy again. And so I was a big fan of those pedocatchers. When they busted that Facebook faggot executive and the landwhale mainstream media queer, ugh, I had to rub that shit in. I rubbed it in, I did. I managed to squat in a few of their heads unexpectedly.

But what broke the camel's back was when the pedocatchers caught a military officer. Ouch. He was trying to hook up with a young teenage girl. That made me sick! I have so much respect for the military, and when I heard about that, ouch. An officer?? Brutal. So I expressed myself. Someone immediately deleted my comment and followed it with a sunglass emoji. As if rubbing that shit in. Then a user asked who that officer was. So I replied with a pedocatcher site that doxxes pedophiles. It's a database for the community. You know, to keep children safe. It's a good site! Was. Suddenly, they stopped uploading/updating. Anyway, after I posted that comment, someone immediately deleted it. Sunglasses followed. I clicked that sunglass comment profile. It was created in 2012 or 2014, around that time. No posts. No videos. No description. Just a spooky account with an ocean scene.

A day later, I returned to that comment section. And Mr Sunglasses is pretending it was his first time on that page. And so he's asking something along the lines, "Hey guys! Who is the military guy? Does anyone know his name or something? Geez." So here I go, I replied with the site's name cleverly undetectable by filtering/censoring bots. Someone deletes it right away. Disturbing.

Finally, Google (Youtube) went after me around the same time they suspended multiple pedocatchers, or restricted their uploads. They banned me from commenting WITHOUT warning, flag, or courtesy email. As if it was a glitch or someone with backdoor access.

So I can't be affiliated with people like that. I'm a good guy! I accept all walks of life except faggots and trannies.
 
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I'm the hack.
 
I found the hacker. It was me the entire time.
 
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I made that a while back when I was trolling 4chan's Pol. It was either that stage or a special ed class background. It was for fun. Nothing serious. They had a thing about the blacked porn site. So I traced the blonde and attached her to a big giant ugly buck.

Youtube's censorship is off the scale. And their favoring is cringy. I've seen some talented folks on there with fewer than ten views after months of publication. Smh. Quite sad and creepy in the same sense. Then what they did to free thinkers like Jones, ugh, creepy again. And so I was a big fan of those pedocatchers. When they busted that Facebook faggot executive and the landwhale mainstream media queer, ugh, I had to rub that shit in. I rubbed it in, I did. I managed to squat in a few of their heads unexpectedly.

But what broke the camel's back was when the pedocatchers caught a military officer. Ouch. He was trying to hook up with a young teenage girl. That made me sick! I have so much respect for the military, and when I heard about that, ouch. An officer?? Brutal. So I expressed myself. Someone immediately deleted my comment and followed it with a sunglass emoji. As if rubbing that shit in. Then a user asked who that officer was. So I replied with a pedocatcher site that doxxes pedophiles. It's a database for the community. You know, to keep children safe. It's a good site! Was. Suddenly, they stopped uploading/updating. Anyway, after I posted that comment, someone immediately deleted it. Sunglasses followed. I clicked that sunglass comment profile. It was created in 2012 or 2014, around that time. No posts. No videos. No description. Just a spooky account with an ocean scene.

A day later, I returned to that comment section. And Mr Sunglasses is pretending it was his first time on that page. And so he's asking something along the lines, "Hey guys! Who is the military guy? Does anyone know his name or something? Geez." So here I go, I replied with the site's name cleverly undetectable by filtering/censoring bots. Someone deletes it right away. Disturbing.

Finally, Google (Youtube) went after me around the same time they suspended multiple pedocatchers, or restricted their uploads. They banned me from commenting WITHOUT warning, flag, or courtesy email. As if it was a glitch or someone with backdoor access.

So I can't be affiliated with people like that. I'm a good guy! I accept all walks of life except faggots and trannies.
Yeah, they're shadow banning a lot of China youtubers living in China who tell the truth. Very hard to find their content. Some have been famous in the community for more than a decade, have thousands of subscribers, but their new videos will only get a few views.
 
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Yeah, they're shadow banning a lot of China youtubers living in China who tell the truth. Very hard to find their content. Some have been famous in the community for more than a decade, have thousands of subscribers, but their new videos will only get a few views.
Sick. The entire internet has become sick and disturbed. I remember back when it was a BBS list. Usually, you can pick one up from Radio Shack or a computer hardware store. So the list contained phone numbers for your 2400k modem to dial. That was the internet. But each BBS had its own BBS list you could print out. So if you did it right, within a dozen calls, you'll end up with hundreds of unique numbers. Then came the hub! Excalibur was born after midnight. A dozen other folks around the nation and I bore witness to that thing being born. By 2 am, it was breathing. There was a row of square icons. AOL - GAMES - PORN - SPIDER WEB - COMPUSERVE - PRODIGY. But the Spider Web link wouldn't work. I pressed it over and over. Nothing.

By the next week, I would press it again, and finally, it worked — the World Wide Web. Serious shit was about to go down. And there was talk about this new thing being commercialized and controlled one day. Unfuckingbelievable. It wasn't possible. Yee, who directs the tree of knowledge replica, must contain the phone lines. Well, as years passed, goodbye phone lines.
 
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Sick. The entire internet has become sick and disturbed. I remember back when it was a BBS list. Usually, you can pick one up from Radio Shack or a computer hardware store. So the list contained phone numbers for your 2400k modem to dial. That was the internet. But each BBS had its own BBS list you could print out. So if you did it right, within a dozen calls, you'll end up with hundreds of unique numbers. Then came the hub! Excalibur was born after midnight. A dozen other folks around the nation and I bore witness to that thing being born. By 2 am, it was breathing. There was a row of square icons. AOL - GAMES - PORN - SPIDER WEB - COMPUSERVE - PRODIGY. But the Spider Web link wouldn't work. I pressed it over and over. Nothing.

By the next week, I would press it again, and finally, it worked — the World Wide Web. Serious shit was about to go down. And there was talk about this new thing being commercialized and controlled one day. Unfuckingbelievable. It wasn't possible. Yee, who directs the tree of knowledge replica, must contain the phone lines. Well, as years passed, goodbye phone lines.
Lol, you brought back a lot of funny memories with all those terms. I remember back in 97 or 98 when my parents got our first family computer. Maybe it was 96. Anyways, the amount of retardation that surrounded that computer when after we first got it was something else. I distinctly remember my father sitting me down and having a talk with me. It went something like this.

"Son, your mother and I have decided to give you the password to the computer so you can open it up to play your games on it (paint and Greetings Workshop). Before we give it to you you must know that you can never allow anybody outside this family under any circumstance to know this password. If someone were to break into our house and were able to get on the computer when we're not home they could seriously ruin our lives son. Do you understand? Don't be opening your mouth to any of your friends at school."

Then a few years later was the good old times of me leaving the internet on when I went out to play so my parents couldn't call home to make sure I was there. I often wasn't aloud to go out when my parents were at work. I would just fire up the dial up and say I played on the internet all day. My parent's primary email is still a prodigy account.
 
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Lol, you brought back a lot of funny memories with all those terms. I remember back in 97 or 98 when my parents got our first family computer. Maybe it was 96. Anyways, the amount of retardation that surrounded that computer when after we first got it was something else. I distinctly remember my father sitting me down and having a talk with me. It went something like this.

"Son, your mother and I have decided to give you the password to the computer so you can open it up to play your games on it (paint and Greetings Workshop). Before we give it to you you must know that you can never allow anybody outside this family under any circumstance to know this password. If someone were to break into our house and were able to get on the computer when we're not home they could seriously ruin our lives son. Do you understand? Don't be opening your mouth to any of your friends at school."

Then a few years later was the good old times of me leaving the internet on when I went out to play so my parents couldn't call home to make sure I was there. I often wasn't aloud to go out when my parents were at work. I would just fire up the dial up and say I played on the internet all day. My parent's primary email is still a prodigy account.
Sounds like your parents are Mr. and Mrs. Smith.

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