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This one is a megathread because the other "what the type of porn you watch says about you" threads are small and little. I will try to add every single porn type.
First
1. BLACKED.COM
You're either a black man or you're a white cuck for niggers and you are weird af
2. BIG BOOTY PORN
You are most likely a High T individual.
3. Dry Humping/Assjob/Titjob
You are lowkey weird, but decent.
4. MONSTER COCK
You are weird af and it's unrealistic idk how u get off to that shit
5. Lesbian porn
I'm mirin the fact that you are watching a type of porn where there's no dicks in it. So you are either
1. A very straight heterosexual male
2. You are a male-to-female tranny lesbian
6. Scat porn
You probably have been watching porn for ages so your dopamine receptors got desensitized so you can only get off to this now. You most likely had an ass fetish and were into ass in the first place too.
7. Hentai
You are delusional, but you like physically small japanese girls probably
8. Anal
Again, I don't know how you get off to this shit. Dick is in her shitting hole. ?????
9. Public Porn
You probably have a fetish of having porn in open spaces (no shit) is it more entertaining to you or something? Do you like it because it has more action? Idk about this shit and why you would watch this.
10. Cosplay
You are an anime weeb
11. Transgender
??????
12. Real Amateur Homemade
You don't wanna watch professional porn where they fake the moanings and reactions and shit and the girls are used up whores that were stretched out by BBC beforehand
13. Indian porn
Fun fact, in 2022, indian porn is in top 10 most searched porn types in pornhub. Jfl. Anyways, you're probably a street shitter dalit yourself.
14. Creampie
You are probably gay since you watch another males semen dripping out of a pussy
15. BDSM/Hardcore/Rough
You are either high t, or your dopamine receptors were fucked up and you can only get off to rough shit.
16. Female Domination
You are probably physically small/also low t
17. Facesitting
You like smelling poop don't you
18. Solo masturbation (female)
You probably don't wanna get cucked from the screen by watching a chad fuck a girl so you resort to female only.
19. POV
You wanna feel like you're the one fucking
20. Mature/Milf
You probably have a fetish of fucking your mother
21. Threesome (2 girl, 1 boy)
You are getting cucked hard by jerking off while watching a man fuck 2 girls. Idk how u can get off to this shit knowing that
22. Threesome (2 boy, 1 girl)
You are most likely a homosexual
23. Big Dick Porn
If you watch this, you're probably not a dickcel and you're above average in size. I know for sure that people with small dick can't get off to big dick porn. If they can, they have a getting cucked fetish
24. Cuckold Porn
You are either a piece of shit that loves incels getting cucked, or you are an incel and wanna get cucked yourself
25. Step Sister/Step Mom
You either have a step sister or step mom yourself and wanna fuck them, or you have a fetish for fucking your actual sister or mother. Or you're just a normal guy that's trying to enjoy the fucking and not give a fuck about the story.
26. Cheerleader (18+)
You're most likely a pedophile
27. Asian Porn
You are weird imo, they have weird eyes, exception if it's an anime girl cosplay
28. Lana Rhoades
You wanna see good looking women with big ass and big tits in porn. All in one pack.
29. Footjob
Your dopamine receptors are either fucked up, or you find feet good looking. If you are into footjobs with ugly feet, kys
30. Massaging
I can guarantee that you are not watching for the massaging and you're watching it just for the fucking part. Nobody watches porn just to see the massaging.
First
1. BLACKED.COM
You're either a black man or you're a white cuck for niggers and you are weird af
2. BIG BOOTY PORN
You are most likely a High T individual.
3. Dry Humping/Assjob/Titjob
You are lowkey weird, but decent.
4. MONSTER COCK
You are weird af and it's unrealistic idk how u get off to that shit
5. Lesbian porn
I'm mirin the fact that you are watching a type of porn where there's no dicks in it. So you are either
1. A very straight heterosexual male
2. You are a male-to-female tranny lesbian
6. Scat porn
You probably have been watching porn for ages so your dopamine receptors got desensitized so you can only get off to this now. You most likely had an ass fetish and were into ass in the first place too.
7. Hentai
You are delusional, but you like physically small japanese girls probably
8. Anal
Again, I don't know how you get off to this shit. Dick is in her shitting hole. ?????
9. Public Porn
You probably have a fetish of having porn in open spaces (no shit) is it more entertaining to you or something? Do you like it because it has more action? Idk about this shit and why you would watch this.
10. Cosplay
You are an anime weeb
11. Transgender
??????
12. Real Amateur Homemade
You don't wanna watch professional porn where they fake the moanings and reactions and shit and the girls are used up whores that were stretched out by BBC beforehand
13. Indian porn
Fun fact, in 2022, indian porn is in top 10 most searched porn types in pornhub. Jfl. Anyways, you're probably a street shitter dalit yourself.
14. Creampie
You are probably gay since you watch another males semen dripping out of a pussy
15. BDSM/Hardcore/Rough
You are either high t, or your dopamine receptors were fucked up and you can only get off to rough shit.
16. Female Domination
You are probably physically small/also low t
17. Facesitting
You like smelling poop don't you
18. Solo masturbation (female)
You probably don't wanna get cucked from the screen by watching a chad fuck a girl so you resort to female only.
19. POV
You wanna feel like you're the one fucking
20. Mature/Milf
You probably have a fetish of fucking your mother
21. Threesome (2 girl, 1 boy)
You are getting cucked hard by jerking off while watching a man fuck 2 girls. Idk how u can get off to this shit knowing that
22. Threesome (2 boy, 1 girl)
You are most likely a homosexual
23. Big Dick Porn
If you watch this, you're probably not a dickcel and you're above average in size. I know for sure that people with small dick can't get off to big dick porn. If they can, they have a getting cucked fetish
24. Cuckold Porn
You are either a piece of shit that loves incels getting cucked, or you are an incel and wanna get cucked yourself
25. Step Sister/Step Mom
You either have a step sister or step mom yourself and wanna fuck them, or you have a fetish for fucking your actual sister or mother. Or you're just a normal guy that's trying to enjoy the fucking and not give a fuck about the story.
26. Cheerleader (18+)
You're most likely a pedophile
27. Asian Porn
You are weird imo, they have weird eyes, exception if it's an anime girl cosplay
28. Lana Rhoades
You wanna see good looking women with big ass and big tits in porn. All in one pack.
29. Footjob
Your dopamine receptors are either fucked up, or you find feet good looking. If you are into footjobs with ugly feet, kys
30. Massaging
I can guarantee that you are not watching for the massaging and you're watching it just for the fucking part. Nobody watches porn just to see the massaging.