What To Do In A Bar Fight Based On Your Size

[CelestialEmpire]

Assuming prototypical college bar fight between white upper-class athletes (Ex: 8v8 at ASU between rugby and football team, combatants averaging 6'8 290LB lean)

Under 6'4 240LB - GTFO, hide behind a bouncer, leave the scene ASAP, shove through the crowd. Not enough mass or power to stay on your feet or stay conscious/alive.

Roughly 6'8 280LB With Solid Kinetic Chain/Power (700LB+ Deadlift, 1100+ PSI Punches) - Manage distance, rely on striking (avoid grappling with larger and stronger opponents), pick off weaker stragglers in the edge of the fight.

Roughly 6'10 320LB With Great Kinetic Chain/Power (900LB+ Deadlift, 1300+ PSI Punches) - Core part of the fight, engage in grappling/striking with almost every combatant.

7'2+, 400LB+ With Elite Stats (1000LB+ Deadlift, 800LB+ Bench, 700LB+ Clean and Jerk, 900LB+ Squat, 1600 PSI+ Punches, Olympic Gold Medalist Boxer/Wrestler) - "Juggernaut" role as you're LIKELY the strongest and biggest in the bar, rugby tackle and ground & pound opponents.

 

[asdvek]

OP is a 5'2 gook btw

 

[LXR]

Run like a bitch if you want to stay dementia free

 

[Tensor]

What if I'm 4'11

 

[McSkziofren]

7'2+, 400LB+ With Elite Stats (1000LB+ Deadlift, 800LB+ Bench, 700LB+ Clean and Jerk, 900LB+ Squat, 1600 PSI+ Punches, Olympic Gold Medalist Boxer/Wrestler) -

Thats the prison catrgory

 

[McSkziofren]

Run like a bitch if you want to stay dementia free

You didnt make enemies =cold and calcuating, they love ur kind on prison!!!!

 

[CelestialEmpire]

I was in a bar fight in Aspen last weekend with some other trust fund rugby WASP slayers from the UK (14 guys averaging 6'10 320LB lean) with a smaller group of new england football WASP slayers (8 guys averaging 6'9 300LB lean) and I was literally GTFOing and trying to pick off some guys chasing after me with oblique kicks and jabs

 

[january]

Anything but a job

 

[CelestialEmpire]

What if I'm 4'11

relax ur throat and make eye contact

 

[donpuro]

all this fucking retard does is larp

take your own life you fucking retard

nigga daydreams about fantasies all day

 

[LXR]

You didnt make enemies =cold and calcuating, they love ur kind on prison!!!!

I'd break out of prison the first day.

 

[Tensor]

I was in a bar fight in Aspen last weekend with some other trust fund rugby WASP slayers from the UK (14 guys averaging 6'10 320LB lean) with a smaller group of new england football WASP slayers (8 guys averaging 6'9 300LB lean) and I was literally GTFOing and trying to pick off some guys chasing after me with oblique kicks and jabs

ropefuel

 

[McSkziofren]

I'd break out of prison the first day.

Bet tbh

 

[trump]

the average white upper class elite isnt that tall and strong lmfao thats literally bodybuilder physique

 

[trump]

I was in a bar fight in Aspen last weekend with some other trust fund rugby WASP slayers from the UK (14 guys averaging 6'10 320LB lean) with a smaller group of new england football WASP slayers (8 guys averaging 6'9 300LB lean) and I was literally GTFOing and trying to pick off some guys chasing after me with oblique kicks and jabs

lmfao holy larp "14 guys averaging 6'10" come on man were you in agartha?

 

[Tealovingfool]

What if im 5'8

 

[CelestialEmpire]

What if im 5'8

relax ur throat and make eye contact

 

[Arminus]

Assuming prototypical college bar fight between white upper-class athletes (Ex: 8v8 at ASU between rugby and football team, combatants averaging 6'8 290LB lean)

Under 6'4 240LB - GTFO, hide behind a bouncer, leave the scene ASAP, shove through the crowd. Not enough mass or power to stay on your feet or stay conscious/alive.

Roughly 6'8 280LB With Solid Kinetic Chain/Power (700LB+ Deadlift, 1100+ PSI Punches) - Manage distance, rely on striking (avoid grappling with larger and stronger opponents), pick off weaker stragglers in the edge of the fight.

Roughly 6'10 320LB With Great Kinetic Chain/Power (900LB+ Deadlift, 1300+ PSI Punches) - Core part of the fight, engage in grappling/striking with almost every combatant.

7'2+, 400LB+ With Elite Stats (1000LB+ Deadlift, 800LB+ Bench, 700LB+ Clean and Jerk, 900LB+ Squat, 1600 PSI+ Punches, Olympic Gold Medalist Boxer/Wrestler) - "Juggernaut" role as you're LIKELY the strongest and biggest in the bar, rugby tackle and ground & pound opponents.

No just run

 

[gurt]

Assuming prototypical college bar fight between white upper-class athletes (Ex: 8v8 at ASU between rugby and football team, combatants averaging 6'8 290LB lean)

Under 6'4 240LB - GTFO, hide behind a bouncer, leave the scene ASAP, shove through the crowd. Not enough mass or power to stay on your feet or stay conscious/alive.

Roughly 6'8 280LB With Solid Kinetic Chain/Power (700LB+ Deadlift, 1100+ PSI Punches) - Manage distance, rely on striking (avoid grappling with larger and stronger opponents), pick off weaker stragglers in the edge of the fight.

Roughly 6'10 320LB With Great Kinetic Chain/Power (900LB+ Deadlift, 1300+ PSI Punches) - Core part of the fight, engage in grappling/striking with almost every combatant.

7'2+, 400LB+ With Elite Stats (1000LB+ Deadlift, 800LB+ Bench, 700LB+ Clean and Jerk, 900LB+ Squat, 1600 PSI+ Punches, Olympic Gold Medalist Boxer/Wrestler) - "Juggernaut" role as you're LIKELY the strongest and biggest in the bar, rugby tackle and ground & pound opponents.

if you're; any size: just leave the risk to reward is beyond retarded AND you'll get a lifetime ban from that bar and probably any bar associated. If its not abt money or your life is at risk just don't fight anyone.

 

[seven?]

What if I'm 4'11

better nobody will be able to see you

 

[Maxillular]

Nigga lives in hyperborea

 

[Skit]

I was in a bar fight in Aspen last weekend with some other trust fund rugby WASP slayers from the UK (14 guys averaging 6'10 320LB lean) with a smaller group of new england football WASP slayers (8 guys averaging 6'9 300LB lean) and I was literally GTFOing and trying to pick off some guys chasing after me with oblique kicks and jabs

@Mogs Me @alurmo @Tomorrow @Aurelius74 @JohnBaza @Nolddor @FaceandBBC

 

[JohnBaza]

I was in a bar fight in Aspen last weekend with some other trust fund rugby WASP slayers from the UK (14 guys averaging 6'10 320LB lean) with a smaller group of new england football WASP slayers (8 guys averaging 6'9 300LB lean) and I was literally GTFOing and trying to pick off some guys chasing after me with oblique kicks and jabs

ts chink does everything but getting a job

 

[JohnBaza]

@Mogs Me @alurmo @Tomorrow @Aurelius74 @JohnBaza @Nolddor @FaceandBBC

Crazy shi bro have been seeing him since a year writing fanfiction abt WASPs

 

[Skit]

Crazy shi bro have been seeing him since a year writing fanfiction abt WASPs

He's hungry for white dildx
@Finnishmogger @Tomorrow help him out

 

[JohnBaza]

He's hungry for white dildx
@Finnishmogger @Tomorrow help him out

White dildx is a myth
Every yt boi has a secret pussy

 

[edodalic29]

while 102 pound chad is in the corner laughing with the hoez at these subhumans fighting for used up pussy

 

[Glorious King]

while 102 pound chad is in the corner laughing with the hoez at these subhumans fighting for used up pussy

POV : @edodalic29 LAUGHING WITH HTBS IN THE CORNER MEANWHILE OGER MAXXED DALITS GOING AT IT FOR AN LTB