What was your glitch in the matrix moment

[Timmy]

One time I was walking straight forward, this ethnic looking kid w a unibrow had this kind of bike w 3 wheels, 2 small ones in the back and a huge one in the front. Cant find any images jfl


Im walking and I see this nigga go past me, I continue to walk 20 seconds later he goes past me again as if he teleported back behind… I was standing there for 2 mins thinking how the fuck did he do that

 

[Deleted member 23558]

Tanned one day and saw my ch ekbrones growing like Baki in puddle reflextion

 

[Timmy]

Tanned one day and saw my ch ekbrones growing like Baki in puddle reflextion

jfl

 

[nword49]

One time I was tugging the rope, as per scheduled and as I climax, my stone-cold incel love juice shoots all the way across the room behind my head, and before I can admire my baby batter, it's gone. Like it just disintegrated. No trace of it. I'm still searching for the crusted clam sauce stain to this day

 

[Timmy]

One time I was tugging the rope, as per scheduled and as I climax, my stone-cold incel love juice shoots shoots all the way across the room behind my head, and before I can admire my baby batter, it's gone. Like it just disintegrated. No trace of it. I'm still searching for the crusted clam sauce stain to this day

EWWW WHY DID I READ THIS WHEN IM EATING…

 

[nword49]

EWWW WHY DID I READ THIS WHEN IM EATING…

My bad

 

[Timmy]

My bad

I spat my food into the plate bruh

 

[nword49]

I spat my food into the plate bruh

lol hahaha cum lol xd lol give me rep

 

[Gonthar]

One time I was walking straight forward, this ethnic looking kid w a unibrow had this kind of bike w 3 wheels, 2 small ones in the back and a huge one in the front. Cant find any images jfl


Im walking and I see this nigga go past me, I continue to walk 20 seconds later he goes past me again as if he teleported back behind… I was standing there for 2 mins thinking how the fuck did he do that