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Personally as soon as he will be born i will bonesmash the fuck out of him so he get massive zygos, if i see any recession make a surgery there on the spot prolly will not feel it (idc if i cant tell cuz he is developing),
also as he gets older he will be going to the gym 5 times a week and will get omad, with a lot of raw milk so he gets taller.

What would yall do?:feelswat:

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I’ll live thru him
 
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I’ll live thru him
Damon Salvatore GIF
 
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he will have to eat raw bull testicals with me because primal is law :Aaaaa:
 
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giving him hard foods like mainly meat no sludge and he should get real breastmilk from his mom not a formula
also gonna teach him to breathe through his nose and have proper oral posture
 
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not teaching him anything about lm or the blackpill so he can struggle

good character development
 
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giving him hard foods like mainly meat no sludge and he should get real breastmilk from his mom not a formula
also gonna teach him to breathe through his nose and have proper oral posture
U would not bonesmash him the second he is born?:lasereyes::lasereyes::lasereyes::lasereyes::lasereyes:
 
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Not having kids
 
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U would not bonesmash him the second he is born?:lasereyes::lasereyes::lasereyes::lasereyes::lasereyes:
hmm no his bone growth will be stimulated enough from the hard chewing.
probably not a good idea to hit a baby in the face yk?
 
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Homeschooling my daughter
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Personally as soon as he will be born i will bonesmash the fuck out of him so he get massive zygos, if i see any recession make a surgery there on the spot prolly will not feel it (idc if i cant tell cuz he is developing),
also as he gets older he will be going to the gym 5 times a week and will get omad, with a lot of raw milk so he gets taller.

What would yall do?:feelswat:

@Scandicel @ccwb @Brava @Clavicular
Whole foods animal based diet high in omega 3 dha and epa primarily. Make that kid play sports and chew beef jerky and mastic gum from an early age, treat any breathing issues since airways = facial development and vice versa. Teach him to be selfish and cunning but still project a good image and have friends. Tell him not to believe in god and that this life is one and all we have, materialism basically.
 
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Give them great love and affection and making sure they won’t be troocel or a whore
 
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Personally as soon as he will be born i will bonesmash the fuck out of him so he get massive zygos, if i see any recession make a surgery there on the spot prolly will not feel it (idc if i cant tell cuz he is developing),
also as he gets older he will be going to the gym 5 times a week and will get omad, with a lot of raw milk so he gets taller.

What would yall do?:feelswat:

@Scandicel @ccwb @Brava @Clavicular
Raw milk, 9 hours sleep, excercise, make act him as nt as possible, perfect tongue posture, breast feed him for 3 years same thing if I had a girl
 
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Whole foods animal based diet high in omega 3 dha and epa primarily. Make that kid play sports and chew beef jerky and mastic gum from an early age, treat any breathing issues since airways = facial development and vice versa. Teach him to be selfish and cunning but still project a good image and have friends. Tell him not to believe in god and that this life is one and all we have, materialism basically.
All valid except the god take,

Not judging we all have different beliefs:Okay:
 
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All valid except the god take,

Not judging we all have different beliefs:Okay:
To me its personal because in the hardest moments of my life I coped with god instead of tackling life head on. If belief in god makes you more effective actor in this life then go for it, for me it was like a cope or a drug.
 
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Give them great love and affection and making sure they won’t be troocel or a whore
True truecel making their child antitruecel
Love it:love:
 
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retarded useless post :feelsbadman: The state of .org
 
Personally as soon as he will be born i will bonesmash the fuck out of him so he get massive zygos, if i see any recession make a surgery there on the spot prolly will not feel it (idc if i cant tell cuz he is developing),
also as he gets older he will be going to the gym 5 times a week and will get omad, with a lot of raw milk so he gets taller.

What would yall do?:feelswat:

@Scandicel @ccwb @Brava @Clavicular
imma just focus on being a good dad.
 
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Personally as soon as he will be born i will bonesmash the fuck out of him so he get massive zygos, if i see any recession make a surgery there on the spot prolly will not feel it (idc if i cant tell cuz he is developing),
also as he gets older he will be going to the gym 5 times a week and will get omad, with a lot of raw milk so he gets taller.

What would yall do?:feelswat:

@Scandicel @ccwb @Brava @Clavicular[/[/B]
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Gotta get a tall female. And then maybe I’ll give him hgh on top of that. And then most importantly bro gonna be playing 2 sports minimum
 
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Don't plan on having kids
I don't want them to feel insecure about their looks
 
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Personally as soon as he will be born i will bonesmash the fuck out of him so he get massive zygos, if i see any recession make a surgery there on the spot prolly will not feel it (idc if i cant tell cuz he is developing),
also as he gets older he will be going to the gym 5 times a week and will get omad, with a lot of raw milk so he gets taller.

What would yall do?:feelswat:

@Scandicel @ccwb @Brava @Clavicular
Beauty quadrant
 
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