What will you do for your kids?

[Soulrack]

If any of you ever have kids, what are you going to do to ensure they become chad?

Things I am going to do:
No junk food etc. while wife pregnant
Breastfeed minimum 3 years
Chew hard foods
Lots of sunshine for vit D
Physical activity to help build frame and keep fit

And some other things.

 

[Moggy]

Embryo selection or death

 

[JMax]

My kids will chew tough bread and steak every day tbh.

 

[Chaku]

Will make their life hell initially by forcing them to sit and sleep in perfect posture, consume raw meat and prohibit access to anime and the internet in general but later in life they are going to thank me (even if they don't Idc)

 

[SixCRY]

When baby:
Tongue posture + chewing + posture + hard food + no junkfood

When 6y:
Lot of sport and start supplement

When 12y:
Steroid like test and DHT derivate to make them alpha also gym

When 16y:
Teaching them the secret of life: THE BLACK PILL

When 18y:
They will thank me because i made them chad and stacy

Also if somzthing go wrong i will bring them by force to do bimax and ccw from sailer

 

[john435]

#1 thing is just no internet access to avoid porn and videogames

also, height tracking and intervention with GH if manlet, don't care if we have to move country to get it.

If its a girl she can just be successful by existing tbh.

 

[Deleted member 4446]

>having kids

 

[Soulrack]

>having kids

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