What would you do first if woke up like this?

[Pollorex]

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[raleqtambrobret]

I'd fuck your mother.

 

[Lebron_James]

probably panic for a bit because I turned into a white man but calm down cuz at least I became a chad

No point in wondering though, complete mental masturbation

 

[cavy]

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wont even shower or wash my face or none of that...........

literally would go out instantly n slay.

 

[optimisticzoomer]

Probably kill myself

 

[abeilletoimême]

.

 

[optimisticzoomer]

I know what @Michael Myers would do. He would finally suck cock as he wouldn't be Muslim anymore

 

[raleqtambrobret]

wont even shower or wash my face or none of that...........

literally would go out instantly n slay.

So funny how an ethnic has the profile picture of Griffith..... the most white character in modern entertainment...

 

[cavy]

So funny how an ethnic has the profile picture of Griffith..... the most white character in modern entertainment...

u on my dick for real hop off bud

 

[raleqtambrobret]

u on my dick for real hop off bud

Calm yourself buddy, you're the one getting offended at me calling you ethnic.... shouldn't you be proud..?

 

[cavy]

Calm yourself buddy, you're the one getting offended at me calling you ethnic.... shouldn't you be proud..?

im not offended lmao, u can hop off now btw

 

[raleqtambrobret]

im not offended lmao, u can hop off now btw

Was never on it, your homosexual fantasies are leaking out.

 

[alurmo]

nut on my face bc of how perfect it is

 

[Suns9999]

Probably have a psychological breakdown and jump out of a three story window

 

[halloweed]

Probably have a psychological breakdown and jump out of a three story window

Bruh

 

[halloweed]

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Take photos and post them on my story then make tiktok videos and go viral.

 

[XtrovertNTnormalfag]

Fuck OP's oneitis.

 

[datboijj]

definetly unzip my pants and see what im working with

 

[flipper]

rope b/c i still look like shit unfrauded

 

[Manana]

I really don't understand how can one be so unhappy to the point of suicide looking like this.

Vasily really had it all given to him on a plate, mogged every human he ever interacted with to oblivion. I can't imagine anyone not being nice to him due to insane genetic mog and attractivness halo.


For most users this is what peak happiness looks like. I would literally go out as much as possible. Imagine standing out in every crowd.


This is being special to the purest level in this world.

 

[Mr_Bombo_mogs]

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Probably hop on my ps5 my mum dosent let me play on weekdays but if Im a white chad shel probaly be proud of me

 

[Pollorex]

I'd fuck your mother.

I was asking for people opinion not dumb apes like you

 

[raleqtambrobret]

I was asking for people opinion not dumb apes like you

Says the black person.

 

[Pollorex]

Says the black person.

Boneless rat

 

[raleqtambrobret]

Boneless rat

Nice projection.
You do realise monkeys have smaller skulls than humans, right?

You're not forward grown, you just have these big fat blowjob lips.

 

[Pollorex]

Nice projection.
You do realise monkeys have smaller skulls than humans, right?

You're not forward grown, you just have these big fat blowjob lips.

Manlet and lipcel what a shame i would crush You skull if i see you in the street tbh

 

[raleqtambrobret]

Manlet and lipcel what a shame i would crush You skull if i see you in the street tbh

Said the 5'8 urkcel.

Calm your singular nut, you hormone deficient ape.
I'd absolutely stomp you, but that'd be animal cruelty.... PETA would be on my ass

 

[PARISIEN]

stay in bed