what would you do if some BBC tried to steal your wallet or stab you in a dark alleyway?

[Deleted member 1182]

i would actually burst into laughing as i witness my last moments being kill by some big black cock as a small dick man knowing at this moment that life decided to end you this way its enough to make you insane

 

[Britcel]

I had something like this a few weeks ago with a drunk chav in a park. I was sat down on a swing set with my friend smoking and chatting, he comes up and asks for the joint so I say 'No, this is all I got and I'm sharing it with my mate". Then he tells me he would beat the shit out of me and rob me for everything I have if I didn't give him the rest of my joint.

I was sat down on a swing set with my friend. As soon as he said that I flicked the joint on the ground, stood up and stamped it out and said "Come on then, you can get your shit pushed in over the ends of a joint". When I stood up he also realised I was half a foot taller and wider than him too. His body language and demeanor changed in 2 seconds flat; he goes "you're lucky I don't kick the fuck out of you", I laughed at him and he just walked off

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I was shitting myself thinking I'd have to fight this drunk idiot in a dark park with 0 CCTV or passersby and he probably had a knife in his pocket or some shit

 

[Einon]

Actually happened to me 3 years ago.
He was on speed and cocaine just bolted in the opposite direction.Fucker couldn't catch me.

 

[hopemaxxer]

I had something like this a few weeks ago with a drunk chav in a park. I was sat down on a swing set with my friend smoking and chatting, he comes up and asks for the joint so I say 'No, this is all I got and I'm sharing it with my mate". Then he tells me he would beat the shit out of me and rob me for everything I have if I didn't give him the rest of my joint.

I was sat down on a swing set with my friend. As soon as he said that I flicked the joint on the ground, stood up and stamped it out and said "Come on then, you can get your shit pushed in over the ends of a joint". When I stood up he also realised I was half a foot taller and wider than him too. His body language and demeanor changed in 2 seconds flat; he goes "you're lucky I don't kick the fuck out of you", I laughed at him and he just walked off

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I was shitting myself thinking I'd have to fight this drunk idiot in a dark park with 0 CCTV or passersby and he probably had a knife in his pocket or some shit

the fuck your friend was doing all this time recording?

 

[xit]

You are a faggot

 

[Britcel]

the fuck your friend was doing all this time recording?

The guy had another there with him. My friend was sat on the swing next to me, he was just trying to keep things calm but I figured if this guy got any leeway he would try to take more than just the ends of a joint and then do the same to my friend.

He's also fairly small and not the confrontational type.

 

[rockndogs]

shoot him lol

 

[hopemaxxer]

The guy had another there with him. My friend was sat on the swing next to me, he was just trying to keep things calm but I figured if this guy got any leeway he would try to take more than just the ends of a joint and then do the same to my friend.

He's also fairly small and not the confrontational type.

man british people have some extraordinary grammar and words ngl

anyways probs for defending yourself and your friend even though i doubt he would do anything honestly cause if he wanted he would've attacked right away

 

[TryingToLooksmax]

cry

 

[Britcel]

man british people have some extraordinary grammar and words ngl

anyways probs for defending yourself and your friend even though i doubt he would do anything honestly cause if he wanted he would've attacked right away

I just figured being a little aggressive was the best way to avoid a fight. I didn't want to get fucked up or fuck him up and then risk a criminal record that could fuck any career opportunities I'll have

 

[hopemaxxer]

I just figured being a little aggressive was the best way to avoid a fight. I didn't want to get fucked up or fuck him up and then risk a criminal record that could fuck any career opportunities I'll have

agreed tbh, most of the time it's best to avoid the fight as much as possible cause it's really not worth it

 

[Madness]

shoot them in the face and walk away

 

[nattycel]

There aren't many people who can take me 1vs1.
Same goes for an average bbc.

 

[supercilious_knowall]

Grab his knife when he's pointing it at me and stab him in his neck multiple times, of course.

 

[fukmylyf]

thx bro

 

[Roping Subhuman]

Unless he's 6'2+ or something i doubt he would be able to overpower me.

I'm stronk as fak and i know how to box.

 

[όμορφος θεός]

Unless he's 6'2+ or something i doubt he would be able to overpower me.

I'm stronk as fak and i know how to box.

considering it is a poor bbc, don't except him to be higher than 5'6 tbh

 

[Roping Subhuman]

considering it is a poor bbc, don't except him to be higher than 5'6 tbh

Yeah then he would stand no chance unless he would stab me right away without even confronting me.

 

[Ritalincel]