What would you do if you were in a Texas prison with @klip11

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Let's say you are in a prison cell in Houston, Texas and your cellmate is @klip11 what would you do? Hes black FYI and he went to prison for sexual harrasment, he is also a registered sex offender in Houston.

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You didnt have to say ur tagging the first 4 people in notis
You could make me feel special, special to you.
 
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@Angutoid
 
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Let's say you are in a prison cell in Houston, Texas and your cellmate is @klip11 what would you do? Hes black FYI and he went to prison for sexual harrasment, he is also a registered sex offender in Houston.

Now tagging first 4 people in notifications

@Angutoid
@NoReedemingFeature
@Pikabro
@motiascension
I would sic my homie Larry Lowe on @Pikabro

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Do some ghetto stuff like fermented feces to get high off or something
 
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You didnt have to say ur tagging the first 4 people in notis
You could make me feel special, special to you.
I‘m sayin..
 
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Let's say you are in a prison cell in Houston, Texas and your cellmate is @klip11 what would you do? Hes black FYI and he went to prison for sexual harrasment, he is also a registered sex offender in Houston.

Now tagging first 4 people in notifications

@Angutoid
@NoReedemingFeature
@Pikabro
@motiascension
It’s rape or get raped
 
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I would first turn on his favorite show on the prison TV to distract him.
Then i would come from behind and put him in a headlock in a hot way to show who the rule setter is in case of any intimacy is so he doesnt try to rape me in my sleep.
After that point, the decision to have sexual intercourse or not will be fully dependant on me, and i wont ever be attempting it so he never tries anything like that waiting for me to make a move forever.
 
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I would first turn on his favorite show on the prison TV to distract him.
Then i would come from behind and put him in a headlock in a hot way to show who the rule setter is in case of any intimacy is so he doesnt try to rape me in my sleep.
After that point, the decision to have sexual intercourse or not will be fully dependant on me, and i wont ever be attempting it so he never tries anything like that waiting for me to make a move forever.
@asdvek hey! There is your answer
 
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I would first turn on his favorite show on the prison TV to distract him.
Then i would come from behind and put him in a headlock in a hot way to show who the rule setter is in case of any intimacy is so he doesnt try to rape me in my sleep.
After that point, the decision to have sexual intercourse or not will be fully dependant on me, and i wont ever be attempting it so he never tries anything like that waiting for me to make a move forever.
Your response? @klip11
 
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texas hell yeah nigger 🤠🤠🤠
 
Step 0: Stop looksmaxxing, you don't want to be a prettyboy in prison.
Step 1: Never enter a bathroom, never take a shower, never use soap, never drop the soap.
Step 2: Never shave your butthole, never wash your butthole, never wipe your butthole.
Step 3: Pretend you're a complete psycho.
Step 4: Become best buddies with the prison's skinhead Nazis.
Step 5: Always carry a concealed sharp object.
 
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Tag team the female guards and twink inmates
@klip11 you get ass I get mouth
 
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@klip11 why angry
 
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Larry lowe is a killer
Seconding @Angutoid I’d have to catch him off guard and forcefully inseminate him asap or it’s joever for me
 
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I would test maxx, body hair maxx and dark triad maxx so he doesnt put put his banana into my bum in the showers
 
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