What your country's best colony says about you

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England: Biggest colony USA.

What is says: Your son went to Harvard Law and came out a Brain surgeon. You may be irrelevant in your old age, but you had mad sperm in your youth.

Honorable mentions: Canada and Australia went on to attain 4-year degrees at regionally-prestigious liberal arts colleges. Not bad, as long as you ignore your bastard child India

Portugal: Brazil

What is says: You are lower middle class and your daughter had an out of wedlock niglet

France: Guianna

What it means: You want to claim Quebec, but you know it is Canada's child. Your actual child would up getting an associates degree, despite the fact that you are a full professor.

Spain: Mexico

What it means: Despite your family stretching for 1.5 continents, they mostly live in trailer parks. Although your sons Argentina and Chile have bachelors degrees and nice jobs in middle management, your most famous son is Kid Rock.
 
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Correction, the best colony England ever had was not the USA, but the world renowned superpower India, Jai Hind. @The Homelander
 
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Correction, the best colony England ever had was not the USA, but the world renowned superpower India, Jai Hind. @The Homelander
super power 2027
 
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Correction, the best colony England ever had was not the USA, but the world renowned superpower India, Jai Hind. @The Homelander
Fuk the british and their colonization we are the ones colonizing them right now
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Italian: you dominated some celts brah
Germany: Poland, you raped some SLAVIC BADDIES DIRLEGANG DIRLEGANGERS
Nord: England (north sea empire) VIKANGZZZZZ
Russian: Mongolia URRRRR URRRR URERERRERRE
Mongolian : YOU CONTROLLED THE CHINESE BASED 地户哦 率黄送动⛔⛔⛔️持那你红奇特人 ❕❕❕

Japan : YOU CONTROLLED CHINA AND BTFO BRITAIN. 央嗪可而新凝么片⚠️⚠️⚠️⚠️
Malta: you took some Caribbean island because of the KNIGHTS HOSPITALLER

America: you got the Philippines , based for getting peaty coconut oil
 

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