What your oneitis means when she says she's virgin

[Catawampus]

Your oneitis is adorable, she's sweet and innocent, she seems attracted to you, and most importantly, she says she is a virgin. Nice tight never before used pussy. You've hit the jackpot right? What she doesn't tell you is since she's committed to not having casual sex...

Spoiler

she has taken to watching porn and destroying herself with massive dildos every night while she thinks about getting fucked by the 9 inch dicked chad on screen

YOU CANNOT WIN! You will never be able to satisfy her the way she can satisfy herself with her 9 inch vibrating 12 speed dragon dildo with spinning head.

How do you cope?

 

[PenileFacialSurgery]

Imagine the smell of dat bootyhole N POOS

FUUUUAAAARR

 

[Deleted member 3043]

i would rather be asexual seriously, females are too much of a concern
looks doesn't mean shit, you'll still have to struggle with them

 

[25thpercentile human]

hahahah my oneitis is always talking to this soyboy in my class. i hope he fucks her first then when i come along she will think my penis is big in comparison

 

[Deleted member 3043]

hahahah my oneitis is always talking to this soyboy in my class. i hope he fucks her first then when i come along she will think my penis is big in comparison

gay autism

 

[Catawampus]

i hope he fucks her first

 

[25thpercentile human]

retard if you dont want a 30 year old experienced women

 

[Deleted member 3043]

retard if you dont want a 30 year old experienced women

gay autism again

 

[Vidyacoper]

YOU CANNOT WIN! You will never be able to satisfy her the way she can satisfy herself with her 9 inch vibrating 12 speed dragon dildo with spinning head.

cope

 

[honky]