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Need supressed emotions and extraversion but not act as if i'm drunk bcuz the plan is to send a video snap. Like this:
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i've taken a 20ml shot of jäger so far and have like 300ml of 35% minttu left
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about 4-5 jäger shots should do
or 2 jäger shots and 100ml of minttu
or 2 jäger shots and 100ml of minttu
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Based. Only had a literal shot bottle of jäger so need to do like 120-130ml minttu
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Its mostly placebo probably but i just get so fucking happy of alcohol i've literarly only taken one shot and i'm sisting her dying of laught at how fun my plan is.
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drink the whole thing
35% alochol percentage and 300mL isn't that much
35% alochol percentage and 300mL isn't that much
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@FailedChadlite u mirin my god tier plan?
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I'm sending her a video it cant be obvious i'm drunk i just need some lower inhib and also i got a math test tommorow.
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4 pints
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5 standard drinks is ideal then so like 200mL
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I like to make sure I can still say the Gettysburg address backward. I often do this at parties and get asked to leave because of it, but nobody can boss me around. If they tell me to leave I open with "If I leave the party goes out the door with me, Harry... pass me my gun". People start looking around for a guy named harry, and at that moment I put my arm around a girl's neck and push my phone on her temple and scream "anybody moves and the bitch gets it."
That is usually when someone pulls me off her and beats me up. After pulling myself off the floor I say "everyone remember, it is in these moments our character is tested. I was profiled, mistreated and now... assaulted, who is gonna be the voice of reason and put an end to this?". If they still try to make me leave I will start crying and taking my clothes off. When the police arrive and question me I say "take me away officer, I am too cool for this party anyways".
If it ends with me in jail, and not in a mental institution I conclude that I was not that drunk. That is how I judge it.
That is usually when someone pulls me off her and beats me up. After pulling myself off the floor I say "everyone remember, it is in these moments our character is tested. I was profiled, mistreated and now... assaulted, who is gonna be the voice of reason and put an end to this?". If they still try to make me leave I will start crying and taking my clothes off. When the police arrive and question me I say "take me away officer, I am too cool for this party anyways".
If it ends with me in jail, and not in a mental institution I conclude that I was not that drunk. That is how I judge it.
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Use beta blockers bro
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Not a copy pasta btw^ I am just on adderall and waiting for a quiz to open, so I am letting the autism flow.
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mirin chin bonemass
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My chin is literarly upwards grown. Its above my mandible.
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I will get rejected and then fail the maths test
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Fuck you for making fun of my tongue lenght but mirin my 9/10 side anyway
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if i had a math test i wouldn't drink anything jfl at u
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I was born to feel
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Arvids mentalhealth is in the shitter
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I'm on a huge low rn preparing for a high this summer. Perfectly balanced as all things should be.
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get out get out get out of my head and fall into my arms instead
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Nvm theres no way i'm sending this shit my voice is too deep and i sound gay asf
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Post voice
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Caged so hard
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Bro literarly i sound insaley insecure
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sounding gay is halo in 2021
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Norwegian mogs english haard. Send that shiet, husky af
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Depends, if you have a full stomach then 150-200ml of 35% liqueur should do it, if it's empty then 70-100ml is enough
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Agree Norwegian sounds so mysterious but in a non gay way
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I didnt send video it sounded to aspie
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