What's the biggest lie you ever told a girl?

[frentanyl]

I am not talking about a lie to a ONS or some girl you met once - I mean a big lie you told to a LTR or crush that you had to maintain long-term. Here's some of mine:

1. lied to a ex girlfriend that I lived closer to the city centre than I actually did, and she kept asking to come to my apartment that didn't exist, so had to make an excuse and get an expensive 5-star hotel every time to keep up the illusion (it was fine because we only dated a few months and lived in different cities)

2. lied about my age significantly a ton of times and had to be careful as fuck when showing my ID whenever going into clubs or whatever

3. lied I spoke fluent French for some reason (I think it was to build rapport because they were learning it) and then had to try and play it off every time they asked me to speak French (I did drop a few obscure words which made it seem like it totally did speak fluent French)

4. lied to an ex girlfriend that my ex was an Instagram influencer who also does Onlyfans. (I actually did match with the influencer on Tinder, but never met them) - I did this to make my SMV appear higher as the OF girl was very hot

cheated a few times on my ex girlfriend but that doesn't count as a lie because I never said I didn't lol

 

[mcmentalonthemic]

Told a jewish girl I was jewish so I could hit

 

[ascend.exe]

everyone in my real life thinks i have slept with a buncha girls.

i am a virgin, idk why i lie about that its just cuz most people lose their virginity b4 the end of HS especially my NT friends i talk to.

 

[ascend.exe]

tell people my home life is better or worse than it is.

richer or poorer, depending on how they'll treat me, more sympathy or respect.

 

[mcmentalonthemic]

i am a virgin, idk why i lie about that

Since it's social suicide not to
In college, literally all my classmates believed I had a gf the entire time [when I only had one for 1/3rd of the time] and went out with friends every other day because I told them I'm going out with friends whenever they asked me what I'm doing that day, literally nullified my autism so hard,. SOCIAL PROOF IS LAW
if I told them no i dont have a gf rn and yeah im gonna stay at home and binge watch house MD my autism would've been amplified and they wouldve isolated me, no matter how I looked

TLDR: lie as much as you can to normies

 

[Aox Ofwar]

Since it's social suicide not to
In college, literally all my classmates believed I had a gf the entire time [when I only had one for 1/3rd of the time] and went out with friends every other day because I told them I'm going out with friends whenever they asked me what I'm doing that day, literally nullified my autism so hard,. SOCIAL PROOF IS LAW
if I told them no i dont have a gf rn and yeah im gonna stay at home and binge watch house MD my autism would've been amplified and they wouldve isolated me, no matter how I looked

TLDR: lie as much as you can to normies

So fucking real

I feel like if you act weird/antisocial once it negates all the reputation you've had from all the previous interactions because normies genuinely can't be bothered to deal with a weird by their standards person they're just gonna see you as hostile or something and ditch you

 

[zalcus]

I am not talking about a lie to a ONS or some girl you met once - I mean a big lie you told to a LTR or crush that you had to maintain long-term. Here's some of mine:

1. lied to a ex girlfriend that I lived closer to the city centre than I actually did, and she kept asking to come to my apartment that didn't exist, so had to make an excuse and get an expensive 5-star hotel every time to keep up the illusion (it was fine because we only dated a few months and lived in different cities)

2. lied about my age significantly a ton of times and had to be careful as fuck when showing my ID whenever going into clubs or whatever

3. lied I spoke fluent French for some reason (I think it was to build rapport because they were learning it) and then had to try and play it off every time they asked me to speak French (I did drop a few obscure words which made it seem like it totally did speak fluent French)

4. lied to an ex girlfriend that my ex was an Instagram influencer who also does Onlyfans. (I actually did match with the influencer on Tinder, but never met them) - I did this to make my SMV appear higher as the OF girl was very hot

cheated a few times on my ex girlfriend but that doesn't count as a lie because I never said I didn't lol

Lied about my gender, dick size, height (going lower)