What's the chance of a successful bank robbery?

[asdvek]

Seems like %0.000001 or something.

I'm talking a trained group of men with assault rifles, like 6-8 men, including a recon & maybe sniper rifle, a good driver with a getaway car

Even then seems like it's almost impossible

Heli support is gonna come, a shit ton of police, swat, armed cars, and those armed cars have LMGs on top too, so you'll probably need an armored getaway car, HIGHLY armored getaway car, cause those LMGs are 7.62mm usually, and that type of bullet penetrates even armored bulletproof shit, so the armor has to be really thick or that type of bullet penetrates it.

And even then how do you spend the money? You can't just go to a lamborghini dealership for example and show them cash and just straight up buy a car. They ask your bank info and stuff, and if you magically tried to transfer that much amount of money into your bank police would get involved for suspicious activity.

They also surround the bank area so when you try to get out you'll be in a huge gunfight with other highly trained soldiers & navy seals and shit

Like nigga WHERE IS THE CAR GONNA GO, where are you gonna escape?

if you manage to drive to a runway and take off with a plane, they'll just fucking shoot down your plane with fighter jets

it's impossible.

%100 impossible.





Talking about this only for fun and sarcasm btw, no real shit intended. Nobody here is gonna attempt that.

 

[Proex]

Yea pretty low

 

[Hernan]

during the day 0% but at night maybe if you can shut the alarm off and have a proper squad.

 

[asdvek]

Yea pretty low

More like %0

during the day 0% but at night maybe if you can shut the alarm off and have a proper squad.

Yeah if you shut the alarm off you'll have enough time maybe to run away and hide.

The getaway car has to not look suspicious too, you gotta secretly get in the car and act like a normal citizen driving while your boys are in the back of the van.

Gotta shut down cameras outside too and shit

 

[Clark69]

you have a better chance of breaking in a mansion and torturing the owner until he gives you millions than pulling that off

 

[asdvek]

during the day

During the day

That type of inhibition level doesn't exist on earth currently

But mfs be having inhib levels like that yet too scared to talk to women

 

[crazyguy]

Seems like %0.000001 or something.

I'm talking a trained group of men with assault rifles, like 6-8 men, including a recon & maybe sniper rifle, a good driver with a getaway car

Even then seems like it's almost impossible

Heli support is gonna come, a shit ton of police, swat, armed cars, and those armed cars have LMGs on top too, so you'll probably need an armored getaway car, HIGHLY armored getaway car, cause those LMGs are 7.62mm usually, and that type of bullet penetrates even armored bulletproof shit, so the armor has to be really thick or that type of bullet penetrates it.

And even then how do you spend the money? You can't just go to a lamborghini dealership for example and show them cash and just straight up buy a car. They ask your bank info and stuff, and if you magically tried to transfer that much amount of money into your bank police would get involved for suspicious activity.

They also surround the bank area so when you try to get out you'll be in a huge gunfight with other highly trained soldiers & navy seals and shit

Like nigga WHERE IS THE CAR GONNA GO, where are you gonna escape?

if you manage to drive to a runway and take off with a plane, they'll just fucking shoot down your plane with fighter jets

it's impossible.

%100 impossible.





Talking about this only for fun and sarcasm btw, no real shit intended. Nobody here is gonna attempt that.

0% without insiders working with you

 

[asdvek]

Is there even a recorded case of a successful bank robbery AFTER 2000s, where technology has advanced?

Dont think so

If there is, it's probably stealthy but im talking going in there with guns

 

[edodalic29]

After hours if you can seem to sneak into a bank when no ones there but im sure it will let off a security alarm and then 100’s of cops will rush to the spot

 

[asdvek]

After hours if you can seem to sneak into a bank when no ones there but im sure it will let off a security alarm and then 100’s of cops will rush to the spot

I mean you might be able to rob a gas station and get away with it if you're experienced

But a bank heist during daytime is %0 success rate

 

[Mr Test]

I know a dude from school who did it succesfully. He told his dad about it; Dad called the cops

 

[asdvek]

I know a dude from school who did it succesfully. He told his dad about it; Dad called the cops

First of all, that never happened but a dad doing that is a huge pussy behavior. Still that didnt happen

 

[VV62]

Like 30% if you know what you are doing ton of bank robbers who got caught after multiple succesful heists because they were greedy or didn't know how to launder money properly

 

[asdvek]

30% i

im talking an armed robbery

%0

 

[edodalic29]

I mean you might be able to rob a gas station and get away with it if you're experienced

But a bank heist during daytime is %0 success rate

That shit could be so fun ngl , if u ever are looking to assemble a crew for this id be down , pm me when your ready !

 

[ropemax]

stick to playing r6. if you shot a rifle your eardrum would burst. scrawny ass dallas faggot

 

[ahavik]

Seems like %0.000001 or something.

I'm talking a trained group of men with assault rifles, like 6-8 men, including a recon & maybe sniper rifle, a good driver with a getaway car

Even then seems like it's almost impossible

Heli support is gonna come, a shit ton of police, swat, armed cars, and those armed cars have LMGs on top too, so you'll probably need an armored getaway car, HIGHLY armored getaway car, cause those LMGs are 7.62mm usually, and that type of bullet penetrates even armored bulletproof shit, so the armor has to be really thick or that type of bullet penetrates it.

And even then how do you spend the money? You can't just go to a lamborghini dealership for example and show them cash and just straight up buy a car. They ask your bank info and stuff, and if you magically tried to transfer that much amount of money into your bank police would get involved for suspicious activity.

They also surround the bank area so when you try to get out you'll be in a huge gunfight with other highly trained soldiers & navy seals and shit

Like nigga WHERE IS THE CAR GONNA GO, where are you gonna escape?

if you manage to drive to a runway and take off with a plane, they'll just fucking shoot down your plane with fighter jets

it's impossible.

%100 impossible.





Talking about this only for fun and sarcasm btw, no real shit intended. Nobody here is gonna attempt that.

idk but František Procházka the goat

 

[VV62]

im talking an armed robbery

%0

Nigga they obviously had guns they didnt go in and ask nicely for the money

 

[asdvek]

stick to playing r6. if you shot a rifle your eardrum would burst. scrawny ass dallas faggot

i have worked in a shooting range for 3 years

 

[asdvek]

That shit could be so fun ngl , if u ever are looking to assemble a crew for this id be down , pm me when your ready !

Doing this in this day and age is basically suicide
But a fun way of suicide

 

[ropemax]

i have worked in a shooting range for 3 years

as a target?

 

[asdvek]

as a target?

as an instructor.

 

[ropemax]

as an instructor.

i would have shot your dick off like chuck norris

 

[asdvek]

i would have shot your dick off like chuck norris

Lil bitch
It's time you stop talking
I'm bigger than you and better
Hate comes from below

 

[SouthAfricancel]

Pretty low better to rob armoured cars also probably better payout

 

[asdvek]

Pretty low

%0 during daytime

 

[kurd]

Seems like %0.000001 or something.

I'm talking a trained group of men with assault rifles, like 6-8 men, including a recon & maybe sniper rifle, a good driver with a getaway car

Even then seems like it's almost impossible

Heli support is gonna come, a shit ton of police, swat, armed cars, and those armed cars have LMGs on top too, so you'll probably need an armored getaway car, HIGHLY armored getaway car, cause those LMGs are 7.62mm usually, and that type of bullet penetrates even armored bulletproof shit, so the armor has to be really thick or that type of bullet penetrates it.

And even then how do you spend the money? You can't just go to a lamborghini dealership for example and show them cash and just straight up buy a car. They ask your bank info and stuff, and if you magically tried to transfer that much amount of money into your bank police would get involved for suspicious activity.

They also surround the bank area so when you try to get out you'll be in a huge gunfight with other highly trained soldiers & navy seals and shit

Like nigga WHERE IS THE CAR GONNA GO, where are you gonna escape?

if you manage to drive to a runway and take off with a plane, they'll just fucking shoot down your plane with fighter jets

it's impossible.

%100 impossible.





Talking about this only for fun and sarcasm btw, no real shit intended. Nobody here is gonna attempt that.

I have a plan, make it a solo job.

This way no one can snitch on you if you keep your mouth shut, Ok listen first we need to acquire the equipment for this job,

What we need is simple,

A fake bomb that has a timer strapped on your chest,
A Jacket to cover the fake bomb,
Paint your hands as nigger skin color and wear a nigger face mask like those masks that look like faces,
Wear sunglasses,
Wear a hat/cap,
Have different clothing style then you usually wear,
Fraud your height with insoles and tall shoes,
Make your posture different,

Now a small explanation on why we need this stuff, A bomb is the best and fastest way to threaten a employee, aswell as that you don’t have to panic those people in the bank, and no one can disarm you or try to be the hero since its a ticking time bomb and only can be solved if they let us do our thing, the frauded height and the nigger skin color and mask and posture will come in clutch when the feds look at the camers after and look for someone else that matches the description.

Now we walk in the bank calmly, remember we do not stress or panic at any moment, we walk up to a employee and ask “Hey can you withdraw 500$ for me” the employee will say yes sure whats your account number or smt like that idk how your bank works, and after that you give her the written note with that you have a bomb on your chest (which you show for a quick second) and say if she alerts the police or does anything to stop you that the bomb will go off, you ask for the amount you want and give her the bags to put the money in, you get the bags and you tell her that there is another bomb in the building and that if she or anyone notifies the police within the next 15 minutes that the bomb will go off since you have your own cameras and mic recorders over the place (just lie) and after that you walk away, change your clothes, put the money in different bags, take off everything that you wore, and you take a cab to go far away as possible.

Mission succeeded

 

[xzx_]

I have a plan, make it a solo job.

This way no one can snitch on you if you keep your mouth shut, Ok listen first we need to acquire the equipment for this job,

What we need is simple,

A fake bomb that has a timer strapped on your chest,
A Jacket to cover the fake bomb,
Paint your hands as nigger skin color and wear a nigger face mask like those masks that look like faces,
Wear sunglasses,
Wear a hat/cap,
Have different clothing style then you usually wear,
Fraud your height with insoles and tall shoes,
Make your posture different,

Now a small explanation on why we need this stuff, A bomb is the best and fastest way to threaten a employee, aswell as that you don’t have to panic those people in the bank, and no one can disarm you or try to be the hero since its a ticking time bomb and only can be solved if they let us do our thing, the frauded height and the nigger skin color and mask and posture will come in clutch when the feds look at the camers after and look for someone else that matches the description.

Now we walk in the bank calmly, remember we do not stress or panic at any moment, we walk up to a employee and ask “Hey can you withdraw 500$ for me” the employee will say yes sure whats your account number or smt like that idk how your bank works, and after that you give her the written note with that you have a bomb on your chest (which you show for a quick second) and say if she alerts the police or does anything to stop you that the bomb will go off, you ask for the amount you want and give her the bags to put the money in, you get the bags and you tell her that there is another bomb in the building and that if she or anyone notifies the police within the next 15 minutes that the bomb will go off since you have your own cameras and mic recorders over the place (just lie) and after that you walk away, change your clothes, put the money in different bags, take off everything that you wore, and you take a cab to go far away as possible.

Mission succeeded

shes going to give u dye packs retard

 

[ozuhdm]

like 5%

 

[kurd]

shes going to give u dye packs retard

Bro if you say that then whats the point of robbing a bank, how will robbing a bank ever work?