What’s the craziest IOI you ever had?

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This happened to me when I was in my early 20s. It’s why I stopped believing in nofap, because I always thought fapping = female repellent, and not fapping = women will notice and become interested, a belief I held as an OG “fapstronaut.”

So, on a particular morning I bust three nuts in a row :)feelshah::feelshah::feelshah::feelshah::feelshah:) and headed outside because I had an exam.

I legit had a girl who decided to sit next to me in the subway even though so many seats were free, she could’ve sat anywhere but yet she still chose to sit next to me. Normally girls never sat next to me, this was the first time someone finally did.

Then after a few seconds, she took it a step further and she leaned against me the entire ride until I got off. I was like holy shit. At the same time while this was happening, across from me sat a milf and she kept looking at me.

The IOIs didn’t stop that day, I got some the next day as well (by a handsome gay guy who started a conversation with me and the cute girl he was with, she legit looked at me like this :feelshmm: like ten minutes later when she was sitting by herself because the guy went to the bathroom).

It’s the only time I ever felt a bit attractive in my life even though I’m objectively a truecel lol. :feelsautistic:
 
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Holy Mirin holy mirin
 
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Brag thread
 
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I only got hit on by a mtb, a gay dude, and a girl who’s unironically retarded and a die hard autistic (drooling type)
 
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I'm going to read your thread later,

But to answer your question my craziest IOI is When my foid cousin showed her pussy to me.
 
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"I would cheat on my boyfriend with you if you want"
Never looked at women the same ever since

Also what's your looks rate, this is some chad shit bubba
 
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When I told Lamarcus to fix the search bar
 
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Last week I thought two girls were following me around the gym to watch me but told myself it was probably cope. Then I go to leave & they timed their exit with mine. I’m walking out behind them and one of the foids pulls her yoga pants tight up her ass crack and looks back at me. I’m pretty sure they were underage tho :lul:

Caught two girls creepshotting me at work last week as well. If that counts as an IOI
 
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This happened to me when I was in my early 20s. It’s why I stopped believing in nofap, because I always thought fapping = female repellent, and not fapping = women will notice and become interested, a belief I held as an OG “fapstronaut.”

So, on a particular morning I bust three nuts in a row :)feelshah::feelshah::feelshah::feelshah::feelshah:) and headed outside because I had an exam.

I legit had a girl who decided to sit next to me in the subway even though so many seats were free, she could’ve sat anywhere but yet she still chose to sit next to me. Normally girls never sat next to me, this was the first time someone finally did.

Then after a few seconds, she took it a step further and she leaned against me the entire ride until I got off. I was like holy shit. At the same time while this was happening, across from me sat a milf and she kept looking at me.

The IOIs didn’t stop that day, I got some the next day as well (by a handsome gay guy who started a conversation with me and the cute girl he was with, she legit looked at me like this :feelshmm: like ten minutes later when she was sitting by herself because the guy went to the bathroom).

It’s the only time I ever felt a bit attractive in my life even though I’m objectively a truecel lol. :feelsautistic:
fakecel
 
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Craziest IOI I had as in unwanted and weird happened last year senior year of highschool, there was this obese recessed black woman who I had a class with, she would constantly be looking at my lower region and tried to touch my hand whenever she had the chance, I was grossed out and switched seats and she always sat next to me, felt like SA ngl.
 
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She grabbed my dick
 
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Can u tell master to fix the fucking search option, thanks
 
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Back when I was 15 years old, a girl asked me to lend her my beanie. As soon as she grabbed it, she snuck her nose inside it & smelled it deeply, complimenting me "your hair smells nice". She wore my beanie the entire day...mind you, she already had her own headwear

The same girl on a different day asked me if I masturbate, jfl

Don't know which of the two is the biggest IOI
 
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I was on a school trip and I was put in a room with a dude who hated me (irrelevant). In the morning before breakfast I was going to change into my clothes for the day and his friend was in the bathroom using his based sea salt spray and he told me "Why don't you just take your clothes off...we all have dicks..." and the whole trip he tried making conversation with me lmao:lul:
 
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Friends sister sat on my lap with just her panties. It told her to get of me like a sigma.

I was in this girls house waiting for her to finish bathing so we could go to a youth event at church then she came down the stairs in her towel and just took it of in front of me.

This happen when I was 15, now I get no IOIs.
 
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A stacy was staring at me. She changed places in class so she could stare at me more.
 
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This happened to me when I was in my early 20s. It’s why I stopped believing in nofap, because I always thought fapping = female repellent, and not fapping = women will notice and become interested, a belief I held as an OG “fapstronaut.”

So, on a particular morning I bust three nuts in a row :)feelshah::feelshah::feelshah::feelshah::feelshah:) and headed outside because I had an exam.

I legit had a girl who decided to sit next to me in the subway even though so many seats were free, she could’ve sat anywhere but yet she still chose to sit next to me. Normally girls never sat next to me, this was the first time someone finally did.

Then after a few seconds, she took it a step further and she leaned against me the entire ride until I got off. I was like holy shit. At the same time while this was happening, across from me sat a milf and she kept looking at me.

The IOIs didn’t stop that day, I got some the next day as well (by a handsome gay guy who started a conversation with me and the cute girl he was with, she legit looked at me like this :feelshmm: like ten minutes later when she was sitting by herself because the guy went to the bathroom).

It’s the only time I ever felt a bit attractive in my life even though I’m objectively a truecel lol. :feelsautistic:
I've had IOI's from chicks and dicks but the majority of what i get is from gay dudes like trying to get me drunk at parties. what does this say about me :cry:
 
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I had an eyecontact with a girl:feelswhy:
 
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What does IOI mean?
 
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I was approached by two mtb mulattas in the UK. I have never been so nervous in my entire life.
 
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Never had ioi in my life
 
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The IOIs didn’t stop that day,
for some reason I have days where I get tons more iois than I do regularly, despite me doing absolutely nothing different.

I’ve tried to identify the factor/s that may be the reason, like what I did right, but to no avail.

It’s kinda Lifefuel tho, considering like 50% of my conscious thought when I’m in public involves me thinking about my appearance and scanning for iois
 
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Probably strangers giving me their number. I’ve been literally sexually assaulted, but that’s hard to feel good about.
 
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This happened to me when I was in my early 20s. It’s why I stopped believing in nofap, because I always thought fapping = female repellent, and not fapping = women will notice and become interested, a belief I held as an OG “fapstronaut.”

So, on a particular morning I bust three nuts in a row :)feelshah::feelshah::feelshah::feelshah::feelshah:) and headed outside because I had an exam.

I legit had a girl who decided to sit next to me in the subway even though so many seats were free, she could’ve sat anywhere but yet she still chose to sit next to me. Normally girls never sat next to me, this was the first time someone finally did.

Then after a few seconds, she took it a step further and she leaned against me the entire ride until I got off. I was like holy shit. At the same time while this was happening, across from me sat a milf and she kept looking at me.

The IOIs didn’t stop that day, I got some the next day as well (by a handsome gay guy who started a conversation with me and the cute girl he was with, she legit looked at me like this :feelshmm: like ten minutes later when she was sitting by herself because the guy went to the bathroom).

It’s the only time I ever felt a bit attractive in my life even though I’m objectively a truecel lol. :feelsautistic:
Surely you gotta realise you aren’t a truecel after that?

If you believe in the blackpill
 
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This happened to me when I was in my early 20s. It’s why I stopped believing in nofap, because I always thought fapping = female repellent, and not fapping = women will notice and become interested, a belief I held as an OG “fapstronaut.”

So, on a particular morning I bust three nuts in a row :)feelshah::feelshah::feelshah::feelshah::feelshah:) and headed outside because I had an exam.

I legit had a girl who decided to sit next to me in the subway even though so many seats were free, she could’ve sat anywhere but yet she still chose to sit next to me. Normally girls never sat next to me, this was the first time someone finally did.

Then after a few seconds, she took it a step further and she leaned against me the entire ride until I got off. I was like holy shit. At the same time while this was happening, across from me sat a milf and she kept looking at me.

The IOIs didn’t stop that day, I got some the next day as well (by a handsome gay guy who started a conversation with me and the cute girl he was with, she legit looked at me like this :feelshmm: like ten minutes later when she was sitting by herself because the guy went to the bathroom).

It’s the only time I ever felt a bit attractive in my life even though I’m objectively a truecel lol. :feelsautistic:
The one where she took my pants of and started sucking me soft
 
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I’ve been literally sexually assaulted,
hold on, we cant just brush past this. to what degree were you assaulted ? did he or she force themselves on to you ?
 
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"I would cheat on my boyfriend with you if you want"
eh she was probably disinterested in the relationship from the beginning
 
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Friends sister sat on my lap with just her panties. It told her to get of me like a sigma.
brutal, she felt bad for you knowing you would literally never get an opportunity like this ever again in your life time
 
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It’s the only time I ever felt a bit attractive in my life even though I’m objectively a truecel lol. :feelsautistic:
Blud might not be a truecel
 
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Probably from my light skinned HMTB-LHTB oneitis at the time. I showed up to the work Christmas party, (I got fired a year before that, but still showed up like a low inhib chad).

Then we see each other for the first time in a year and she’s rubbing up all on me, telling me like I good and shit, albeit she was drunk, but her tight ass body rubbing on my torso and COCK had me feeling good. She told me I looked Japanese and shit.

Had a raging boner for the rest of the night.

That or the one time a HTN gay guy hit on me at a pub. He rubbed my cheek and winked. Massive compliment getting hit on by a gay guy btw. They’re a very decadent and particular set of people
 
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This happened to me when I was in my early 20s. It’s why I stopped believing in nofap, because I always thought fapping = female repellent, and not fapping = women will notice and become interested, a belief I held as an OG “fapstronaut.”

So, on a particular morning I bust three nuts in a row :)feelshah::feelshah::feelshah::feelshah::feelshah:) and headed outside because I had an exam.

I legit had a girl who decided to sit next to me in the subway even though so many seats were free, she could’ve sat anywhere but yet she still chose to sit next to me. Normally girls never sat next to me, this was the first time someone finally did.

Then after a few seconds, she took it a step further and she leaned against me the entire ride until I got off. I was like holy shit. At the same time while this was happening, across from me sat a milf and she kept looking at me.

The IOIs didn’t stop that day, I got some the next day as well (by a handsome gay guy who started a conversation with me and the cute girl he was with, she legit looked at me like this :feelshmm: like ten minutes later when she was sitting by herself because the guy went to the bathroom).

It’s the only time I ever felt a bit attractive in my life even though I’m objectively a truecel lol. :feelsautistic:
You must have been a very attractive young man. What was her looks rating
 
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I’ve been literally sexually assaulted as a child but that’s hard to feel good about.
 
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This happened to me when I was in my early 20s. It’s why I stopped believing in nofap, because I always thought fapping = female repellent, and not fapping = women will notice and become interested, a belief I held as an OG “fapstronaut.”

So, on a particular morning I bust three nuts in a row :)feelshah::feelshah::feelshah::feelshah::feelshah:) and headed outside because I had an exam.

I legit had a girl who decided to sit next to me in the subway even though so many seats were free, she could’ve sat anywhere but yet she still chose to sit next to me. Normally girls never sat next to me, this was the first time someone finally did.

Then after a few seconds, she took it a step further and she leaned against me the entire ride until I got off. I was like holy shit. At the same time while this was happening, across from me sat a milf and she kept looking at me.

The IOIs didn’t stop that day, I got some the next day as well (by a handsome gay guy who started a conversation with me and the cute girl he was with, she legit looked at me like this :feelshmm: like ten minutes later when she was sitting by herself because the guy went to the bathroom).

It’s the only time I ever felt a bit attractive in my life even though I’m objectively a truecel lol. :feelsautistic:
i’ve had girls who liked me
before

mogs ur iois
 
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If you haven’t been groped by women non-consensually, it’s over
I can proudly say I’ve been groped by 2 land whales in my life

And 1 middle aged woman. She was pretty hot imo
 
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This happened to me when I was in my early 20s. It’s why I stopped believing in nofap, because I always thought fapping = female repellent, and not fapping = women will notice and become interested, a belief I held as an OG “fapstronaut.”

So, on a particular morning I bust three nuts in a row :)feelshah::feelshah::feelshah::feelshah::feelshah:) and headed outside because I had an exam.

I legit had a girl who decided to sit next to me in the subway even though so many seats were free, she could’ve sat anywhere but yet she still chose to sit next to me. Normally girls never sat next to me, this was the first time someone finally did.

Then after a few seconds, she took it a step further and she leaned against me the entire ride until I got off. I was like holy shit. At the same time while this was happening, across from me sat a milf and she kept looking at me.

The IOIs didn’t stop that day, I got some the next day as well (by a handsome gay guy who started a conversation with me and the cute girl he was with, she legit looked at me like this :feelshmm: like ten minutes later when she was sitting by herself because the guy went to the bathroom).

It’s the only time I ever felt a bit attractive in my life even though I’m objectively a truecel lol. :feelsautistic:
l
W larps
 
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a girl who’s unironically retarded and a die hard autistic (drooling type)
can we PLEASE get the full story bro :feelskek:
 
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This happened to me when I was in my early 20s. It’s why I stopped believing in nofap, because I always thought fapping = female repellent, and not fapping = women will notice and become interested, a belief I held as an OG “fapstronaut.”

So, on a particular morning I bust three nuts in a row :)feelshah::feelshah::feelshah::feelshah::feelshah:) and headed outside because I had an exam.

I legit had a girl who decided to sit next to me in the subway even though so many seats were free, she could’ve sat anywhere but yet she still chose to sit next to me. Normally girls never sat next to me, this was the first time someone finally did.

Then after a few seconds, she took it a step further and she leaned against me the entire ride until I got off. I was like holy shit. At the same time while this was happening, across from me sat a milf and she kept looking at me.

The IOIs didn’t stop that day, I got some the next day as well (by a handsome gay guy who started a conversation with me and the cute girl he was with, she legit looked at me like this :feelshmm: like ten minutes later when she was sitting by herself because the guy went to the bathroom).

It’s the only time I ever felt a bit attractive in my life even though I’m objectively a truecel lol. :feelsautistic:
A girl asking for my number.I ignored her :feelswhy: not because i didnt wanted to but because im retarded.Now that girl is not interested in me anymore
 
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This happened to me when I was in my early 20s. It’s why I stopped believing in nofap, because I always thought fapping = female repellent, and not fapping = women will notice and become interested, a belief I held as an OG “fapstronaut.”

So, on a particular morning I bust three nuts in a row :)feelshah::feelshah::feelshah::feelshah::feelshah:) and headed outside because I had an exam.

I legit had a girl who decided to sit next to me in the subway even though so many seats were free, she could’ve sat anywhere but yet she still chose to sit next to me. Normally girls never sat next to me, this was the first time someone finally did.

Then after a few seconds, she took it a step further and she leaned against me the entire ride until I got off. I was like holy shit. At the same time while this was happening, across from me sat a milf and she kept looking at me.

The IOIs didn’t stop that day, I got some the next day as well (by a handsome gay guy who started a conversation with me and the cute girl he was with, she legit looked at me like this :feelshmm: like ten minutes later when she was sitting by herself because the guy went to the bathroom).

It’s the only time I ever felt a bit attractive in my life even though I’m objectively a truecel lol. :feelsautistic:
i read that as "JOI" it was over from the first day i started jerking my dick :feelsrope:
 
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can we PLEASE get the full story bro :feelskek:
She’s in my class. I don’t really get up or talk to others so she probably saw me as a potential mating partner.

One day, I was sitting like this
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And when I raise my head up she legit jump scares me.(10cm from my face)
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(My pov)
And asks if she can sit with me, I stuttered trying to find an excuse, I fail, and I just say ,,sure”

She’s been asking me almost daily bro I don’t know how to make it stop:fuk:
 
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She’s in my class. I don’t really get up or talk to others so she probably saw me as a potential mating partner.

One day, I was sitting like this
View attachment 4328615
And when I raise my head up she legit jump scares me.(10cm from my face)
View attachment 4328623
(My pov)
And asks if she can sit with me, I stuttered trying to find an excuse, I fail, and I just say ,,sure”

She’s been asking me almost daily bro I don’t know how to make it stop:fuk:
nah but that has to be harassment or bullying or whatever :feelskek:
 
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She’s in my class. I don’t really get up or talk to others so she probably saw me as a potential mating partner.

One day, I was sitting like this
View attachment 4328615
And when I raise my head up she legit jump scares me.(10cm from my face)
View attachment 4328623
(My pov)
And asks if she can sit with me, I stuttered trying to find an excuse, I fail, and I just say ,,sure”

She’s been asking me almost daily bro I don’t know how to make it stop:fuk:
put that imagine in spoiler its not nice
 
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