Whats the craziest shit yall ever did

[KevinDurder]

Go

No larp

 

[silently_said]

gooned on my school chromebook

 

[Deleted member 100569]

 

[KevinDurder]

Commit a school shooting

Kys i said no larp low iq monkey dalit

 

[nathan]

not me but my friend took a shit in a park bush at like 2am lmfao

 

[KevinDurder]

gooned on my school chromebook

Bro i knew a guy that jerked off in class

 

[Deleted member 53646]

Kys i said no larp low iq monkey dalit

I really did

 

[noodlelover]

I didn't count my calories for the last day or two.

I feel low energy. I started to count, but then gave up.

 

[ey88]

I can’t really remember tbh

 

[Sprinkles]

left my body and traveled to another dimension

 

[yeeyeeslayer]

@manletmachinestream a perfect candidate for this thread

 

[Alucard69]

Idk i gooned in some random forest in a somewhat risky place when i was a bit younger

 

[Jonas2k7]

I pulled my pants + underpants down on a stage

@NZb6Air @halloweed @The Dark Phoenix

 

[Alucard69]

Idk i gooned in some random forest in a somewhat risky place when i was a bit younger

Oh yea i've stolen beer from a shop too

 

[Jonas2k7]

I pulled my pants + underpants down on a stage

@NZb6Air @halloweed @The Dark Phoenix

@NZb6Air @halloweed didn't get the tag huh?

 

[halloweed]

@NZb6Air @halloweed didn't get the tag huh?

I have now

 

[Jonas2k7]

I have now

thoughts?

 

[halloweed]

thoughts?

Embarrassing a bit

 

[Jonas2k7]

Embarrassing a bit

What was yours?

 

[halloweed]

What was yours?

Overreacting to a foid

 

[FaceandBBC]

When I was in high school, this gook foid was pissing me off so hard that I threatened to shoot her house up and kill her family with an ar15. I kept staring at her throughout the class which put so much fear into her that she got scared and snitched on me. I luckily didn't get suspended or expelled since I had good grades.

 

[noahwillascend]

Tried to steal security guard ran for me I ran around my city centre. It’s not like I’m broke I was bored and saw an opportunity (no one was staffing the changing room) and took it. It failed tho

 

[Clark]

Fingered myself in the school bathroom, be careful who you shake hands with

 

[Clark]

Fingered myself in the school bathroom, be careful who you shake hands with

I swear I’m larping, mods don’t ban

 

[Entschuldigung]

Never did anything that crazy
Just basic shit like driving drunk

 

[TheMaxxer333]

When I was blueppilled I actually approached a girl while being a sub human

 

[NoReedemingFeature]

When I was a boy I forced a cigarette butt to foids' mouths that I forcibly held there at a school courtyard

 

[Deleted member 53646]

Lose rep because my post here was removed

 

[incel-at-heart]

1. Sniff a girl's worn panties in her flat while she was away
2. Drunkenly tell a bouncer to fuck off and let me in after I skipped the line

 

[sportsmogger]

Beat it with the door unlocked

 

[lemonnz]

Stroked it in class under the desk

 

[cooldude1231]

Nothing nothing crazy happens in my life cause im a fat loser with no life

 

[bakpaokukus]

I gooned in the same room where my grandma passed away

 

[Julian23]

it’s just gooners in here, damn

 

[sportsmogger]

I gooned in the same room where my grandma passed away

bro

 

[King Solomon]

Stroked it in class under the desk

I did the same but did it in 8th grade as a routine due to my teacher being hot and having monster tits and having her jugs out daily. One time we made eye contact as she noticed what I was doing and had a look of pure shock. Ever since that day I never did it again and she never had the jugs out after that. For some reason she never reported me which is hilarious.

 

[King Solomon]

Legal stuff only:
Out all night partying for a goodbye party for a hot chick from work. Qe played slap the bag with wine as a pre game for an hour, went to a club until 3 am and had about 20 mixed shots, then got back to the hotel and shotgunned 6 beers and went skinny dipping. Got in the room at 4 AM then had to get ready for work one hour later. This was the closest I've ever been to drunk in my lifetime. Then for work we went out on a small boat all day long for 10 hours in 140 degrees heat index and giant waves on a small boat. I had lifelong horrific seasickness no matter what pills I used. So combine the waves, sea sickness, slight hangover, extreme heat, I felt like death. I threw up 15 times and by the end I just started dry heaving while lying on the deck ready to choke to death on my own vomit. Even though we got to see this hot chick naked and made out and had fun it wasn't north the pain the next day. I never drank again since that day.

 

[Mugwump]

went out at night to ask old homeless crackheads to have sex with me. Some old bitch with not teeth sucked me off like a vacuum (true story)

 

[Clark69]

Broke into multiple homes when I was a teenager. Three homes. $500 was all I got from it. Crime doesn't pay

 

[KevinDurder]

When I was blueppilled I actually approached a girl while being a sub human

what did she say

1. Sniff a girl's worn panties in her flat while she was away
2. Drunkenly tell a bouncer to fuck off and let me in after I skipped the line

Nigga is down horrendous lmfao

 

[PsychoH]

I gooned in the same room where my grandma passed away

it's over.

 

[PsychoH]

I did the same but did it in 8th grade as a routine due to my teacher being hot and having monster tits and having her jugs out daily. One time we made eye contact as she noticed what I was doing and had a look of pure shock. Ever since that day I never did it again and she never had the jugs out after that. For some reason she never reported me which is hilarious.

 

[PsychoH]

Y'all are disgusting wtf.

 

[Mako]

I was looking at guns in school and got caught, I was called a terrorist by other classmates until summer break

 

[aryan mogger]

i cant say, its literally a crime

 

[LonelyLooksmaxxer]

Browsing .org in school.

 

[imthesupremecel]

In 5th grade I had „afterschool“ if its called that where basically I had to stay in school do homework and hang around with other unlucky souls like me. I started getting into puberty so I started hiding in the halls at plain view, whip out my dick and jerk off.i had to listen closely if I hear footsteps. Allot of people walked trough this small hall and I even almost got caught. As I matured I realized its fucked up and stopped doing this weird shit