What's the funniest thing you heard here?

[Deleted member 6538]

Mine has got to be this

Damn sometimes it hurts after faplossus session

Do u guys get this too? Especially in da evenings ngl.. I think it's more about mixing hot and cold. My penislossus is cold and cum is hot so like it irritates maby or something like that lel fuark rip

 

[Ritalincel]

 

[sytyl]

 

[DharkDC]

 

[wasted]

 

[Gargantuan]

jfl ive been drinking it

tbh lately i have been aroused heavily by furniture porn.

i dont know whats so arousing and boner fueling than a hot lady humping and gasping over a gear lever or a car tow.
or over a chairs leg or bed round corner.

fapfuel for me

Australian aborigines are a species lost in time. They were for 50,000 years completely isolated from the rest of the world and followed a totally separate path of evolution.

To call them human is an insult to me personally. We are not the same. Throughout their entire history they never even developed a written language. Never developed any sort of laws or semblance of civilization. Never had any philosophy or great thinkers. never had any sort of technological development. Never could even invent the wheel or make fire.

You know how they hunted? The just burned forests down and ate the animals that were killed in the fire. Seriously. That’s why Australia is a desert. It used to be all jungle until these goblins burned the entire continent down.

The fact they are allowed to participate in modern society as equals simply boggles the mind. The average aborigine is functionally retarded. Sub 60 IQ on average. They literally huff gasoline and sleep on roads. That’s how subhuman they are. Australia’s government literally had to make a PSA to not sleep in the middle of roads.

They belong in zoos tbh.

 

[Deleted member 6997]

Imagine calling Leo a subhuman, the state of you , a jealous incel

 

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[RichardSpencel]

 

[Deleted member 7125]

My sister has big tits

I love looking at them and watching them jiggle in her pyjamas that have lollies on them. They’re probably C’s by now and it makes me so hard seeing the outline of them and imagining myself playing with and sucking them. I want to tittyfuck her so hard cause it’s taboo and would be hot af. I...

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[Marsiere214]

 

[balding17yomanletcel]

 

[W0KESTMOTHF]

Still rent free

 

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[TheEndHasNoEnd]

I couldn't find the thread but thankfully I saved what @OhWellMaxing posted:
Went to the store to get some juice I turn around and theres Chad and Stacy. The perfect white couple right in front of me. I felt so small and pathetic trying to hold frame. My pathetic gymcel muscles on my small frame failing to hide my insecurity. Chad completely mogged me in every despite looking like he barely lifts. The worst part was that I was even size moged by the Stacy. My pathetic peanut skull was so small and insignificant its as if a mosquito flew past her. It slowly sunk in that this was the reality of my life.

 

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[Amnesia]

women don't approach

 

[wasted]

women don't approach

chadsplaining 100

 

[Deleted member 6789]

I couldn't find the thread but thankfully I saved what @OhWellMaxing posted:
Went to the store to get some juice I turn around and theres Chad and Stacy. The perfect white couple right in front of me. I felt so small and pathetic trying to hold frame. My pathetic gymcel muscles on my small frame failing to hide my insecurity. Chad completely mogged me in every despite looking like he barely lifts. The worst part was that I was even size moged by the Stacy. My pathetic peanut skull was so small and insignificant its as if a mosquito flew past her. It slowly sunk in that this was the reality of my life.

brutal bug pill

 

[Deleted member 9048]

Why is this @Won'tStopNoodling so obsessed about gooks

 

[Gazzamogga]

 

[TheEndHasNoEnd]

women don't approach

Speaking of, do you notice what type of women are more likely to approach? Physically, personality, etc

 

[Deleted member 6488]

5inch is really too small.

From 15cm you are fine and shouldn't care.

No girl has ever said "Pound me with that statistically average cock harder baby"

and

What if I like the smell of her sweaty stinky feet and the sight of her dirty 1-day-old white ankle socks on her precious small soft feet with beautiful feetsoles representing an image of a fresh piece of grass-fed salmon steak?

and

Shut the fuck up you androgynous beanskulled low prenatal T twink. Your gonial angle is subhuman, everything about you screams deformity and bad development

 

[Slyfex8]

and







and

Pound me with that statistically average cock harder baby

 

[Weed]

Fuck lold hard at aborigenpill. Legit brutal

 

[Weed]

Penis

 

[Nisse]

When @goat2x sent a toth modeling submission to some modeling company, pls someone link the thread

 

[goat2x]

When @goat2x sent a toth modeling submission to some modeling company, pls someone link the thread

https://looksmax.org/threads/how-ea...-by-nobel-prize-winning-doctor-goat2x.149329/

 

[Nisse]

https://looksmax.org/threads/how-ea...-by-nobel-prize-winning-doctor-goat2x.149329/

Here are my stats:
eyes: hunter
Caged hard af when i read that the first time nothing beats PSL autism

 

[goat2x]

Here are my stats:
eyes: hunter
Caged hard af when i read that the first time nothing beats PSL autism

lol
i would check that they answered or not but i forgot the fucking email address and password
i made a throwaway for just that

 

[Nisse]

lol
i would check that they answered or not but i forgot the fucking email address and password
i made a throwaway for just that

Fuaark imagine if they actually answered, thats a question we will never know the answer to

 

[goat2x]

Fuaark imagine if they actually answered, thats a question we will never know the answer to

might do a new one with jimbobson or some one tbh

 

[forwardgrowth]

I couldn't find the thread but thankfully I saved what @OhWellMaxing posted:
Went to the store to get some juice I turn around and theres Chad and Stacy. The perfect white couple right in front of me. I felt so small and pathetic trying to hold frame. My pathetic gymcel muscles on my small frame failing to hide my insecurity. Chad completely mogged me in every despite looking like he barely lifts. The worst part was that I was even size moged by the Stacy. My pathetic peanut skull was so small and insignificant its as if a mosquito flew past her. It slowly sunk in that this was the reality of my life.

Heavy relate, good post oh well

 

[Rabbi]

@Gudru made a ragepost saying his midface became longer after a run

 

[Vidyacoper]

I saw Sean O'Pry at a grocery store in Los Angeles yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything.

He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?”

I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in his hands without paying.

The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.

When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical interference,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.

 

[Deleted member 1751]

https://looksmax.org/threads/rate-my-mom.37028/

 

[Deleted member 1751]

@Gudru made a ragepost saying his midface became longer after a run

Link it. I wish I wanna see that legendary post where Pex said girls have orgasm when they see him

 

[Rabbi]

Link it. I wish I wanna see that legendary post where Pex said girls have orgasm when they see him

Anyone else has a longer midface after cardio/soccer?

Did an hour of indoor soccer with a friend and a couple of other random guys and when I looked in the mirror afterwards my midface looked ten times longer but my face also looked leaner. Is it because my facial muscles get shaked alot and stretched? I swear my midface and eyes look vertically...

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He’s not wrong

 

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Mine has got to be this

https://looksmax.org/threads/i-want-to-swim-in-gigastacys-diarrhea.118355/

 

[Ritalincel]