What's the most painless way to rope?

[PatrickBasedman]

Gun would be my first choice but I don't have the money for a license or the gun
Plus if you don't do it correctly you might blow half of your head off and still survive somehow

Rope looks painful as fuck...
Same with drowning,I tried it once and you lungs burn like crazy and it was horrible.

Jumping from a tall building also seems nice because you would turn into spaghetti and it would be instant death...but there were cases of people surviving 20 stories
I don't even know any buildings with roof access

Helium poisoning seems cool but if you get saved you'll just have brain damage
I also thought about stabbing myself in the heart but that would probably be a lot harder than movies show

 

[aryan mogger]

Idk man but if i was going to rope i wouldnt use anything other than shotgun to head. its like an instant death button

 

[PatrickBasedman]

Idk man but if i was going to rope i wouldnt use anything other than shotgun to head. its like an instant death button

There are people who survived that

 

[FaceandBBC]

This method is very lethal and quick (quick from your perspective
anyway, as you black out within seconds), but if you're found in time
and 'saved' you can end up with serious brain damage and/or be left a
vegetable.

Why partial suspension?
Because full suspension seems to me to be unnecessary and creates
difficulties. First of all you need to find a place which would hold
your entire weight, which isn't easy, and also you need a stronger
ligature, which isn't always easy to find either. There's nothing
wrong with full suspension, but it may not be a viable method for
everyone, especially if you're looking to use everyday materials from
around the home.

By partial suspension I mean that you hang yourself around the neck
(specifically the carotid artery), and push downwards while kneeling.
This should create enough downward pressure on the ligature to tighten
it and close the carotid artery and stop the blood flow to your brain.
All you need is 3 kilograms of pressure to do this, which isn't much
at all.

Also, with full suspension your entire body weight is pressurizing
your neck, and this would probably be more than enough to not only cut
off the blood supply to your brain, but break your neck as well. I'm
not too sure if that's a good or a bad thing. I do know though, that
statistically people who've attempted via hanging have more often been
found kneeling and partially suspended than being fully suspended.

Where is the carotid artery?
Before you start you have to know this. If you place your hand around
the middle of your neck, around your Adam's apple, with one thumb on
one side and all fingers on the other, you should feel a strong pulse
and heartbeat. If you close your hand now fairly firmly, you'll
probably make yourself pass out. It might be a good idea to try this
to make sure you've got the right spot.

What type of ligature?
You need a ligature that's strong, but not too elastic. It doesn't
have to be very long, 1 meter or more would be plenty. I'd advise
against nylon rope, string, fishing wire, etc.
Neckties on the other hand, are perfect Smile .

It may also be a good idea to lubricate the ligature with soap. This
would help the noose tighten even quicker, especially if you're using
a rough ligature such as a rope. Lubricating it in this way will
increase the friction once you push your head down and tighten the
noose, and could make it a little more effective and faster.

What type of knot?
A slipknot. It's one of the most basic knots around, and you make it
with one end of your ligature. The other end should go around your
hanging place.

Many people have the misguided idea that a hangman's knot should be
used, but they're wrong. A hangman's knot is for a completely
different purpose, and won't work for this method.

Where should I hang?
You should hang from a support which will hold part of your weight.

You should test this by tying the loose end of your ligature around
the support several times, sticking your hand (NOT your head) in the
noose and pushing down with it. If the noose holds, you're fine. If
not, then you'll have to find another spot.

A great and easy place to hang is from the thick horizontal metal bar
which you find in wardrobes in most homes.

When should I do it?
When no one else will be in the same area, for at least 30 minutes.
You lose consciousness within seconds but your body doesn't completely
die for around 15-20 minutes. The extra 10-15 minutes is for
preparation time and just in case.

 

[Atilapilled]

Gun would be my first choice but I don't have the money for a license or the gun
Plus if you don't do it correctly you might blow half of your head off and still survive somehow

Rope looks painful as fuck...
Same with drowning,I tried it once and you lungs burn like crazy and it was horrible.

Jumping from a tall building also seems nice because you would turn into spaghetti and it would be instant death...but there were cases of people surviving 20 stories
I don't even know any buildings with roof access

Helium poisoning seems cool but if you get saved you'll just have brain damage
I also thought about stabbing myself in the heart but that would probably be a lot harder than movies show

overdose

 

[PatrickBasedman]

overdose

From what I've seen doesn't seem that painless

 

[TUSSELEIF]

Rope is cheapest one, just make sure it’s a long drop so you decapitate yourself

 

[alurmo]

go to ss
youll find answers easily there

 

[wastedspermcel]

There are people who survived that

Saw some guy who used a birdshot to the front of his face. Was left there for a good while alive looking like a demogorgon

 

[PatrickBasedman]

go to ss
youll find answers easily there

What's ss

 

[Goth]

Before you die give me your soul

 

[Paul7]

euthanasia

 

[PSL Les]

Think about going out with a bang, sometimes literally, but jumping out of a plane with no parachute has always been on my wishlist. Instant death when hitting the ground.

Another great game is to do pistol roulette, where you point the gun at your head with only 1 bullet and bet money. 2 players

 

[Goth]

Think about going out with a bang, sometimes literally, but jumping out of a plane with no parachute has always been on my wishlist. Instant death when hitting the ground.

Another great game is to do pistol roulette, where you point the gun at your head with only 1 bullet and bet money. 2 players

Why did u “ugh” my post u faggot

 

[PatrickBasedman]

euthanasia

You talking about the Switzerland suicide pod?
Too bad I can't afford that

 

[mug]

 

[Outerz14]

Just do fent bro

 

[Outerz14]

This is a joke btw before mods come get my ass

 

[mug]

 

[sigma ✰]

fent

but try to seek hopefuel my bhai

 

[tokaeyyer]

Hello bro are you still alive

 

[noonespecial]

Euthanasia Coaster but don't rope