What's the stat requirement to match with MTB on Hinge?

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I decided to finally try hinge because I want to increase my options as much as possible. A lot of guys on here said that's where they meet girls from, and a lot of my friends said the same (none of them are above MTN).

Anyway it's been about 5 days I got 8 likes, I got a few "cute", one hot, and one handsome as compliments. So I got some good validation and attention to confirm my belief that I'm mid/highMTN. That being said, WTF is this app bro? All these chicks aren't even LTB they're fucking landwhales and maybe LTB on a good day with a ton of makeup and ozempic. What does it actually take to pull a solid MTB on this app? I matched with one, sent a very benign message, and was almost immediately unmatched.

I'm 6'2, white, blue eyes, I'm starting med school soon (that's on my profile), and like I said mid/highMTN. Like bro come on now this is comical. I'm not trying to fuck a stacy every single night- I was really just looking for a few cute MTBs to meet up with. Guess you guys weren't kidding it's just fucking ridiculous though. Can't even imagine what it would take to pull some of these HTB or stacy the app keeps showing me for some reason. Like there's no fucking chance in hell I'm matching with any of those chicks I feel like its a waste of the daily likes. Even the basic MTBs talking about "margs for the table" and "yapping" with tailgate & karaoke pics are apparently just too good for me I guess. Hahah bro this shit is crazy. I'm not even mad tbh it's genuinely just comical and I'm truly dumbfounded.
 
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The thing is, if you were actually hmtn with height and blue eye halo like you were saying, then you should be getting plenty of matches.

Maybe your pictures are shit.

It’s well known that photos matter a shit ton.

You need to have a good balance of funny, serious, sexy, cute, hot, nerdy, smart, goofy.


Have a picture with an animal.
Then have one shirtless
Then have one with a group
Then have one doing something adventurous
Then have one with glasses on and a mug of coffee like you’re studying
Etc etc.

Curating your profile is like 90% of it.
That’s why your ltn friend with super good social media presence and tons of photos on his insta seems to pull so many girls.

He’s created a character.
 
A MTN with good pics will match with multiple MTB a week
 
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I decided to finally try hinge because I want to increase my options as much as possible. A lot of guys on here said that's where they meet girls from, and a lot of my friends said the same (none of them are above MTN).

Anyway it's been about 5 days I got 8 likes, I got a few "cute", one hot, and one handsome as compliments. So I got some good validation and attention to confirm my belief that I'm mid/highMTN. That being said, WTF is this app bro? All these chicks aren't even LTB they're fucking landwhales and maybe LTB on a good day with a ton of makeup and ozempic. What does it actually take to pull a solid MTB on this app? I matched with one, sent a very benign message, and was almost immediately unmatched.

I'm 6'2, white, blue eyes, I'm starting med school soon (that's on my profile), and like I said mid/highMTN. Like bro come on now this is comical. I'm not trying to fuck a stacy every single night- I was really just looking for a few cute MTBs to meet up with. Guess you guys weren't kidding it's just fucking ridiculous though. Can't even imagine what it would take to pull some of these HTB or stacy the app keeps showing me for some reason. Like there's no fucking chance in hell I'm matching with any of those chicks I feel like its a waste of the daily likes. Even the basic MTBs talking about "margs for the table" and "yapping" with tailgate & karaoke pics are apparently just too good for me I guess. Hahah bro this shit is crazy. I'm not even mad tbh it's genuinely just comical and I'm truly dumbfounded.
High subhuman
 
true adam face or above 6'1 hight
 
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The thing is, if you were actually hmtn with height and blue eye halo like you were saying, then you should be getting plenty of matches.

Maybe your pictures are shit.

It’s well known that photos matter a shit ton.

You need to have a good balance of funny, serious, sexy, cute, hot, nerdy, smart, goofy.


Have a picture with an animal.
Then have one shirtless
Then have one with a group
Then have one doing something adventurous
Then have one with glasses on and a mug of coffee like you’re studying
Etc etc.

Curating your profile is like 90% of it.
That’s why your ltn friend with super good social media presence and tons of photos on his insta seems to pull so many girls.

He’s created a character.
Yeah that's probably a big problem. All my photos are from my most recent vacation and shot on an iphone and one pic of me with my cat. My profile is dogshit tbh but I thought being 6'2 with blue eyes would be enough to at least get something. I mean maybe I'm overrating myself, but I feel like MTN is not an outrageous self assessment. Also I'm a very anxious person and don't like having my photo taken, and that energy definitely comes through in the photos which is really bad.
 
A MTN with good pics will match with multiple MTB a week
Yeah bro I've now come to the conclusion my pics are just dogshit. I thought they were alright but I guess they're just not very aesthetic and pretty lame overall. It's hard to take good photos since I hate myself so much- that negative energy is really visible in pictures. Maybe I've been LTN this whole time, I just find that hard to believe given my lived experience.
 
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I decided to finally try hinge because I want to increase my options as much as possible. A lot of guys on here said that's where they meet girls from, and a lot of my friends said the same (none of them are above MTN).

Anyway it's been about 5 days I got 8 likes, I got a few "cute", one hot, and one handsome as compliments. So I got some good validation and attention to confirm my belief that I'm mid/highMTN. That being said, WTF is this app bro? All these chicks aren't even LTB they're fucking landwhales and maybe LTB on a good day with a ton of makeup and ozempic. What does it actually take to pull a solid MTB on this app? I matched with one, sent a very benign message, and was almost immediately unmatched.

I'm 6'2, white, blue eyes, I'm starting med school soon (that's on my profile), and like I said mid/highMTN. Like bro come on now this is comical. I'm not trying to fuck a stacy every single night- I was really just looking for a few cute MTBs to meet up with. Guess you guys weren't kidding it's just fucking ridiculous though. Can't even imagine what it would take to pull some of these HTB or stacy the app keeps showing me for some reason. Like there's no fucking chance in hell I'm matching with any of those chicks I feel like it’s a waste of the daily likes. Even the basic MTBs talking about "margs for the table" and "yapping" with tailgate & karaoke pics are apparently just too good for me I guess. Hahah bro this shit is crazy. I'm not even mad tbh it's genuinely just comical and I'm truly dumbfounded.
So relatable lol. I also match with MTBs but they usually never end up coming out on a date and either flake or take days to respond.
 

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