whats wrong with my face

Everything stops you from being a Chad. You look autistic, work on the stare.
 
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Whats stops you from being chad is probably that you’re a fucking kid nigga❤️

If you want an actual assessment take off the beanie, stop squinting, post a pic without lens distortion and your side profile. You’ll prob get cooked but it’s worth it in the end because you’ll at least know your biggest flaws and you can learn how to fix them (or start saving up for surgery)
 
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Ipsalateral alar angle. Nose bridge, highest gonians, down growth, eyebrows, canthal tilt seems off idfk dude lefort 4 would ascend.
 
Whats stops you from being chad is probably that you’re a fucking kid nigga❤️

If you want an actual assessment take off the beanie, stop squinting, post a pic without lens distortion and your side profile. You’ll prob get cooked but it’s worth it in the end because you’ll at least know your biggest flaws and you can learn how to fix them (or start saving up for surgery)
i didnt use any filter and i didnt squint fr
 
i didnt use any filter and i didnt squint fr
still, lens distortion and no side prof makes it hard to assess your face overall.

From this pic you can only tell that your biggest flaws would be the mandibular width, ramus length, nose bridge width, and probably the infraorbitals. Your colouring also make it hard to become chad because of lack of contrast

I wouldn’t hope that you can become chad if I were you tho, MAYBE chadlite depending on your current age
 
still, lens distortion and no side prof makes it hard to assess your face overall.

From this pic you can only tell that your biggest flaws would be the mandibular width, ramus length, nose bridge width, and probably the infraorbitals. Your colouring also make it hard to become chad because of lack of contrast

I wouldn’t hope that you can become chad if I were you tho, MAYBE chadlite depending on your current age
im 14 so what can i do about all that
 
still, lens distortion and no side prof makes it hard to assess your face overall.

From this pic you can only tell that your biggest flaws would be the mandibular width, ramus length, nose bridge width, and probably the infraorbitals. Your colouring also make it hard to become chad because of lack of contrast

I wouldn’t hope that you can become chad if I were you tho, MAYBE chadlite depending on your current age
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here u go how can i ascend to htn
 

I won’t give you an exact guide but I’ll point out your flaws and link the threads which you should check out to improve them

1. Your eye area:
- Your eyes are asymmetrical and that problem is bone deep so unless you get OBO (Orbital box osteotomy, which is a very complex, expensive and dangerous surgery) you can’t fix that. Your orbitals are good so you can make up for it with softmaxxing like using minoxidil for eyebrows, latisse for the lashes (latisse can cause orbital fat loss tho) and coloured contacts to increase your contrast. Here’s the eyebrows guide, and the eyelashes guide

2. Your jaw:
- Your maxilla is decent but you might have an overbite. Get braces if you don’t have them yet and DON’T let them take out your premorals. I also recommend not getting a palate expander because your maxilla is already wide. It’s hard to fully assess it now but make sure your testosterone and gh levels are high during puberty for good mandible development and to possibly widen your chin. Here’s the hormones guide

3. Your nose:
- Not much can be changed about that without surgery. I guess clearing up your pores and hopping on isotret might fix that a little bit but the biggest issue is your wide nose bridge. I’d suggest getting a rhino at 18

4. Your hair:
- Your hair is awful, sorry to say it but it looks thin and the haircut is a bad choice. Your forehead is really tall so I suggest getting a haircut that covers it and improving hair quality. Here’s the hair guide

5. The smaller flaws:
- Take better care of your skin and get it slightly more tanned. Also I suggest you lose that face fat so your bones actually show and it’ll make your face overall more attractive. Make sure you eat well, sleep well, work out consistently and stay away from excessively drinking alcohol. Here’s the skin guide

I might’ve missed something but I think those are the most important issues you should address
Good luck bhai❤️
 
Also don’t worry about mean people on the forum and make sure you don’t spend too much of your time online (especially here jfl). It’s fun and easier than socialising irl but personality and social skills are also a massive part of pulling girls
 
I won’t give you an exact guide but I’ll point out your flaws and link the threads which you should check out to improve them

1. Your eye area:
- Your eyes are asymmetrical and that problem is bone deep so unless you get OBO (Orbital box osteotomy, which is a very complex, expensive and dangerous surgery) you can’t fix that. Your orbitals are good so you can make up for it with softmaxxing like using minoxidil for eyebrows, latisse for the lashes (latisse can cause orbital fat loss tho) and coloured contacts to increase your contrast. Here’s the eyebrows guide, and the eyelashes guide

2. Your jaw:
- Your maxilla is decent but you might have an overbite. Get braces if you don’t have them yet and DON’T let them take out your premorals. I also recommend not getting a palate expander because your maxilla is already wide. It’s hard to fully assess it now but make sure your testosterone and gh levels are high during puberty for good mandible development and to possibly widen your chin. Here’s the hormones guide

3. Your nose:
- Not much can be changed about that without surgery. I guess clearing up your pores and hopping on isotret might fix that a little bit but the biggest issue is your wide nose bridge. I’d suggest getting a rhino at 18

4. Your hair:
- Your hair is awful, sorry to say it but it looks thin and the haircut is a bad choice. Your forehead is really tall so I suggest getting a haircut that covers it and improving hair quality. Here’s the hair guide

5. The smaller flaws:
- Take better care of your skin and get it slightly more tanned. Also I suggest you lose that face fat so your bones actually show and it’ll make your face overall more attractive. Make sure you eat well, sleep well, work out consistently and stay away from excessively drinking alcohol. Here’s the skin guide

I might’ve missed something but I think those are the most important issues you should address
Good luck bhai❤️
yoo thanks so much bro ❤️‍🩹
 
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