Chinacurry
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Just got into office and a white girl (UK size 6, blond, LV bag, Gucci belt, wearing a skirt even though it's less than 10 degrees Celsius) came in with a croissant, and then when she thought no one was looking went to the fridge and got a can of cream and just squirted it into her mouth.
She then came and spoke to me about random shit, because I think she knew I busted her eating cream like Rachel when Ross dumped her.
She is trying to figure me out (I feel it won't take long, this office is Hella gossipy, especially about outsiders), and said 'china curry you sort of have a Arabic with bit of the Rock and bit of Maluma thing going on'.
I said yeah ok thanks and she said I'm not really into the Rock, and I said oh ok how come, and she said oh he's just a bit cringe, why be that stupidly big?
So I asked so who u think is better? And she shows me a picture of Michael B Jordan and said he is lush, he can get it whenever he wants, and then took a cookie out of her bag and scoffed it in 2 bites.
She then came and spoke to me about random shit, because I think she knew I busted her eating cream like Rachel when Ross dumped her.
She is trying to figure me out (I feel it won't take long, this office is Hella gossipy, especially about outsiders), and said 'china curry you sort of have a Arabic with bit of the Rock and bit of Maluma thing going on'.
I said yeah ok thanks and she said I'm not really into the Rock, and I said oh ok how come, and she said oh he's just a bit cringe, why be that stupidly big?
So I asked so who u think is better? And she shows me a picture of Michael B Jordan and said he is lush, he can get it whenever he wants, and then took a cookie out of her bag and scoffed it in 2 bites.
