What’s Your Worst Date Story?. ‼️⚠️‼️⚠️‼️⚠️‼️

[Underdog9494]

Tell me your worst date stories, if you have any.

 

[Underdog9494]

Mine is any where the bitch doesn't have pussy lice

 

[Carbine]

Bro why do you use that emoji combo on every thread

 

[Underdog9494]

Bro why do you use that emoji combo on every thread

Makes the thread stand out so i get reps

 

[HardMaxOrRope]

 

[cobicado901]

I invited my ex for dinner. Then, I saw a 6'5 big black man fucking her. I was so nervous but when he extended his hand and asserted himself i felt safe

 

[HardMaxOrRope]

I invited my ex for dinner. Then, I saw a 6'5 big black man fucking my girlfriend. I was so nervous but when he extended his hand and asserted himself i felt safe

cucked

 

[cobicado901]

cucked

Portuguese chads read about Salazar, not about that german faggot.

 

[Regressive]

Never been on one

 

[HardMaxOrRope]

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Portuguese chads read about Salazar, not about that german faggot.

shut the fuck up bro Ronaldo is 6,2 Trve Aryan bull.

 

[cobicado901]

shut the fuck up bro Ronaldo is 6,2 Trve Aryan bull.

He is 12.5% african from Madeira Island lil bro.

 

[FallenCelestial]

Tell me your worst date stories, if you have any.

Once, a low Stacylite invited me to date. I wanted to impress her, so we went to fucking expensive bar (I paid for everything, ofc, like a one-half day of my salary JFL). I didn't eat before and was anxious as fuck (the first time a HOT girl invited me to date). Then she started telling me how she was today home alone and how horny she was. I fucking idiot doused myself with a drink. Later, she told me how she felt being on the third wheel with her friend and boyfriend. After that, she showed me how cool condoms she has. However, due to my empty stomach, alcohol hit me a little bit more than it should have. For some fucking reason, my brain didn't work, and I didn't tell her maybe we should try it or smt like that. Later we went to her house via subway, and I planned to sit next to her and like hug her from the back, you know when you are sitting next to somebody, but the subway was fucking packed, and some old lady from her country started asking her for directions. Then we walked, and I, idiot, should at least grab her hand or something. For some reason, I couldn't make a move. But it was going well. We were walking to her flat, and my dick was ready for that pussy. But then 3 of her fucking friends showed up before her flat. Even they knew they were saying things like we should let you two be alone and stuff like that. But those bitches wouldn't leave. And that's my friends how I got cockblocked by her friends. My friend even said there were only two possible ways how I could have fucked it up: Womit on her or she would get run by a bus. What's even worse, I showed her IG to my friend to my friend to flex how hot a girl invited me to date, and that fucked, for some reason, followed her.

 

[Underdog9494]

Once, a low Stacylite invited me to date. I wanted to impress her, so we went to fucking expensive bar (I paid for everything, ofc, like a one-half day of my salary JFL). I didn't eat before and was anxious as fuck (the first time a HOT girl invited me to date). Then she started telling me how she was today home alone and how horny she was. I fucking idiot doused myself with a drink. Later, she told me how she felt being on the third wheel with her friend and boyfriend. After that, she showed me how cool condoms she has. However, due to my empty stomach, alcohol hit me a little bit more than it should have. For some fucking reason, my brain didn't work, and I didn't tell her maybe we should try it or smt like that. Later we went to her house via subway, and I planned to sit next to her and like hug her from the back, you know when you are sitting next to somebody, but the subway was fucking packed, and some old lady from her country started asking her for directions. Then we walked, and I, idiot, should at least grab her hand or something. For some reason, I couldn't make a move. But it was going well. We were walking to her flat, and my dick was ready for that pussy. But then 3 of her fucking friends showed up before her flat. Even they knew they were saying things like we should let you two be alone and stuff like that. But those bitches wouldn't leave. And that's my friends how I got cockblocked by her friends. My friend even said there were only two possible ways how I could have fucked it up: Womit on her or she would get run by a bus. What's even worse, I showed her IG to my friend to my friend to flex how hot a girl invited me to date, and that fucked, for some reason, followed her.

Read everything, show us ig and REP ME

 

[FallenCelestial]

Read everything, show us ig and REP ME

Bruh I wont dox myself here

 

[AustrianMogger]

Once, a low Stacylite invited me to date. I wanted to impress her, so we went to fucking expensive bar (I paid for everything, ofc, like a one-half day of my salary JFL). I didn't eat before and was anxious as fuck (the first time a HOT girl invited me to date). Then she started telling me how she was today home alone and how horny she was. I fucking idiot doused myself with a drink. Later, she told me how she felt being on the third wheel with her friend and boyfriend. After that, she showed me how cool condoms she has. However, due to my empty stomach, alcohol hit me a little bit more than it should have. For some fucking reason, my brain didn't work, and I didn't tell her maybe we should try it or smt like that. Later we went to her house via subway, and I planned to sit next to her and like hug her from the back, you know when you are sitting next to somebody, but the subway was fucking packed, and some old lady from her country started asking her for directions. Then we walked, and I, idiot, should at least grab her hand or something. For some reason, I couldn't make a move. But it was going well. We were walking to her flat, and my dick was ready for that pussy. But then 3 of her fucking friends showed up before her flat. Even they knew they were saying things like we should let you two be alone and stuff like that. But those bitches wouldn't leave. And that's my friends how I got cockblocked by her friends. My friend even said there were only two possible ways how I could have fucked it up: Womit on her or she would get run by a bus. What's even worse, I showed her IG to my friend to my friend to flex how hot a girl invited me to date, and that fucked, for some reason, followed her.

Dnr

 

[Underdog9494]

Bruh I wont dox myself here

Understandable, what happened after?. Do you see her every day like job, school, etc... Or rarely?

 

[AustrianMogger]

I am incel

 

[FallenCelestial]

Understandable, what happened after?. Do you see her every day like job, school, etc... Or rarely?

She wrote after saying thanks for the date, it was nice. Hopefully, we will meet again soon. We met accidentally when I was out with my HTN friend, and bitch was anxious. Then my friend left, and the Stacylite was about to ask me about her and what she was to me. She became instantly less nervous when I told her she was just an old friend. After that, nothing but she was playing games; the invite to date came after two weeks of no contact. She will probably write me again soon.

 

[Underdog9494]

We met accidentally when I was out with my HTN friend, and bitch was anxious. Then my friend left, and the Stacylite was about to ask me about her and what she was to me. When I told her she was just an old friend, then she became instantly less anxious. After that, nothing but she was playing games; the invite to date came after two weeks of no contact. She will probably write me again soon.

Dude dont mess up, if you know you have a date do everything you need to, eat before, shower, dress good, poop, piss, etc... Make sure you plan it well and stuff so it doesn't happen again, you kinda fumbled by telling her she was an old friend. If she doesn't text you text her maybe

 

[FallenCelestial]

Dude dont mess up, if you know you have a date do everything you need to, eat before, shower, dress good, poop, piss, etc... Make sure you plan it well and stuff so it doesn't happen again, you kinda fumbled by telling her she was an old friend. If she doesn't text you text her maybe

Sorry, we may have misunderstood each other. I told the Stacylite that HTN's an old friend. Yeah, I know; even trimmed my pubic hair and had condoms and Cialis ready, haha. And I'm thankfully always fashioned and stylemaxxed, so it's never a problem. However, I have to be more approaching her and giving her signs; my other friend suggested buying her flowers to make signs. I don't see her as a friend, but IMO, it's kind of simpy.

 

[Underdog9494]

Sorry, we may have misunderstood each other. I told the Stacylite that HTN's an old friend. Yeah, I know; even trimmed my pubic hair and had condoms and Cialis ready, haha. And I'm thankfully always fashioned and stylemaxxed, so it's never a problem. However, I have to be more approaching her and giving her signs; my other friend suggested buying her flowers to make signs. I don't see her as a friend, but IMO, it's kind of simpy.

Ohhh, idk mate, i never talked to a woman but you could give her a rose, or a cryogenic frozen one, they look nice, but idk.

 

[FallenCelestial]

Ohhh, idk mate, i never talked to a woman but you could give her a rose, or a cryogenic frozen one, they look nice, but idk.

Sorry to hear that bro. Thankfully shes just one girl on my roaster, so it doesn't matter a lot haha

 

[Underdog9494]

Sorry to hear that bro. Thankfully shes just one girl on my roaster, so it doesn't matter a lot haha

I mean i talked to classbeckies but i get anxious when i do, and some of my friends gfs but idk. Also rep everything in here plz

 

[FallenCelestial]

I mean i talked to classbeckies but i get anxious when i do, and some of my friends gfs but idk. Also rep everything in here plz

How old are you?

 

[Underdog9494]

How old are you?

14

 

[TUSSELEIF]

I drank so much vodka before a date I was completely wasted during it, got ghosted after. Other than that I’ve had lots of dates that went fine where I have been ghosted, but I regret that first one since we have been snapping for a long time before then, and she dressed up for me and everything, and she had a real nice body with a fat ass

 

[FallenCelestial]

14

You are too young for this forum, leave it before it corrupts your brain. But overall you are good, the first time I have done something with a girl, I was 18 and look at me now...

 

[Underdog9494]

I drank so much vodka before a date I was completely wasted during it, got ghosted after. Other than that I’ve had lots of dates that went fine where I have been ghosted, but I regret that first one since we have been snapping for a long time before then, and she dressed up for me and everything, and she had a real nice body with a fat ass

Why would you do that nigga

 

[rory4579]

Tell me your worst date stories, if you have any.

In my first year of highschool (uk) Some bitch instead of blocking me got her friend to act like a furry and scratch me so i would leave her tf alone

 

[rory4579]

You are too young for this forum, leave it before it corrupts your brain. But overall you are good, the first time I have done something with a girl, I was 18 and look at me now...

Hahaha nigger i first viewed the forum i was 13

Almost 16 now

Blackpill didnt really get to me. It was more when i got alopecia and became a fucking schizo

Lookism is real

Girls treat me like shit cause im bald,however hair is growing back and i slayed on the weekend

 

[Underdog9494]

You are too young for this forum, leave it before it corrupts your brain. But overall you are good, the first time I have done something with a girl, I was 18 and look at me now...

I got 7x or 8x your posts nigga and rep everything in here (the little thumbs up button) please

 

[FallenCelestial]

I got 7x or 8x your posts nigga and rep everything in here (the little thumbs up button) please

Dude I like your post as well chill

 

[Underdog9494]

Dude I like your post as well chill

Reps mean everything in here

 

[Kelly Oubre Jr]

I invited my ex for dinner. Then, I saw a 6'5 big black man fucking her. I was so nervous but when he extended his hand and asserted himself i felt safe

i know gods using this man, whether he knows it or not

 

[FallenCelestial]

Reps mean everything in here

Nah, slays

 

[Underdog9494]

Nah, slays

Just rep everything in her sligga you're putting me into rep debt

 

[cobicado901]

i know gods using this man, whether he knows it or not

HES SUPER TALL BRO AND SUPER INTIMIDATING

(i love Kelly Oubre and the 76ers)

 

[BigJimsWornOutTires]

Once, a low Stacylite invited me to date. I wanted to impress her, so we went to fucking expensive bar (I paid for everything, ofc, like a one-half day of my salary JFL). I didn't eat before and was anxious as fuck (the first time a HOT girl invited me to date). Then she started telling me how she was today home alone and how horny she was. I fucking idiot doused myself with a drink. Later, she told me how she felt being on the third wheel with her friend and boyfriend. After that, she showed me how cool condoms she has. However, due to my empty stomach, alcohol hit me a little bit more than it should have. For some fucking reason, my brain didn't work, and I didn't tell her maybe we should try it or smt like that. Later we went to her house via subway, and I planned to sit next to her and like hug her from the back, you know when you are sitting next to somebody, but the subway was fucking packed, and some old lady from her country started asking her for directions. Then we walked, and I, idiot, should at least grab her hand or something. For some reason, I couldn't make a move. But it was going well. We were walking to her flat, and my dick was ready for that pussy. But then 3 of her fucking friends showed up before her flat. Even they knew they were saying things like we should let you two be alone and stuff like that. But those bitches wouldn't leave. And that's my friends how I got cockblocked by her friends. My friend even said there were only two possible ways how I could have fucked it up: Womit on her or she would get run by a bus. What's even worse, I showed her IG to my friend to my friend to flex how hot a girl invited me to date, and that fucked, for some reason, followed her.

She secretly messaged her friends to come rescue her. Sorry for the blackpill.

 

[FallenCelestial]

She secretly messaged her friends to come rescue her. Sorry for the blackpill.

Why would she take me through half of the city to her flat then? She could have just told me at bar shes not interested-

 

[BigJimsWornOutTires]

Why would she take me through half of the city to her flat then? She could have just told me at bar shes not interested-

Women are weird in that way. They don't even know what the fuck they're doing half the time.

 

[Underdog9494]

Women are weird in that way. They don't even know what the fuck they're doing half the time.

AYO! big jim can you rep all the posts in this thread pls niggers left me in rep debt plz do it for me

 

[Kelly Oubre Jr]

(i love Kelly Oubre and the 76ers)

i am Kelly Oubre Jr and i approve this message