Wheat Waffles SMV Calculation

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Ik this forum loves to hate this guy but this SMV calculation method he laid out seems pretty legit.


I got an SMV score of 5.7/8 (based on his own face rating of me). Seems a bit high to me. What score did you get?
 
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This kind of shit makes me laugh, incels kill themselves in calculating their exact SMV and a woman takes no more than 1 minute to do it to classify them as 3/10
 
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Wheat is a solid 3/10.
Your rating is what happens when you go on tinder and talk to girls irl
 
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This kind of shit makes me laugh, incels kill themselves in calculating their exact SMV and a woman takes no more than 1 minute to do it to classify them as 3/10
Wheat is a solid 3/10.
Your rating is what happens when you go on tinder and talk to girls irl
I agree, WW's ratings do not reflect how foids perceive men. It's chad or bust in this market place.
 
I agree, WW's ratings do not reflect how foids perceive men. It's chad or bust in this market place.
Its not chad or bust, the way he rates just makes no sense since he doesnt weigh the value of certain features. Some of the guys he rates a 6 are like a 3 because all of their good features dont hold enough value
 
Wtf is this autistic shit

You either get pussy or don't
 
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Its not chad or bust, the way he rates just makes no sense since he doesnt weigh the value of certain features. Some of the guys he rates a 6 are like a 3 because all of their good features dont hold enough value
Well speaking as a subhuman myself, I can say for certain that he overrates the fuck out of people. His audience is mostly subhuman so I guess it's smart to overrate from his perspective as it he doesn't want to displease his own viewers.
 
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Always remember he rates himself a 6/10. That automatically invalidates everything he says. Hes a retard.
 
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Wtf is this autistic shit

You either get pussy or don't
thats the whole point of this site retard

if ur low iq just go inject roids and hang out on bodybuilding forums
 
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Ik this forum loves to hate this guy but this SMV calculation method he laid out seems pretty legit.


I got an SMV score of 5.7/8 (based on his own face rating of me). Seems a bit high to me. What score did you get?

Tbh 6.7 inches being in the top 1% is kind of a joke. Maybe top 5% idk but I feel like the average penis size is around 6 inches. Look at any homemade porn video on pornhub, most have way bigger dicks than 6.7 inches. These guys aren't professional pornstars they're nobodies making porn on their unknown porn accounts fucking random sluts.
 
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Tbh 6.7 inches being in the top 1% is kind of a joke. Maybe top 5% idk but I feel like the average penis size is around 6 inches. Look at any homemade porn video on pornhub, most have way bigger dicks than 6.7 inches. These guys aren't professional pornstars they're nobodies making porn on their unknown porn accounts fucking random sluts.
Selection bias at play. Men with big dicks are more likely to film themselves and show their dicks to the world. Average/Small dick dudes just won't film these videos to be embarrassed
 
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Ik this forum loves to hate this guy but this SMV calculation method he laid out seems pretty legit.


I got an SMV score of 5.7/8 (based on his own face rating of me). Seems a bit high to me. What score did you get?

Easily the most autistic video he's put out so far. Imagine thinking that you need a scientific calculator to know your SMV in 2022. It's simple: if attractive women are choosing you online and irl then you're definitely at least top 20% in smv. Everything else is bullshit at this point.
 
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Ik this forum loves to hate this guy but this SMV calculation method he laid out seems pretty legit.


I got an SMV score of 5.7/8 (based on his own face rating of me). Seems a bit high to me. What score did you get?

Funny how he used global average for penis size and not height. 5’10 is nothing in the west just like 6 inches is nothing in the west
 
thats the whole point of this site retard

if ur low iq just go inject roids and hang out on bodybuilding forums
you don't an autistic formula to know if you're attractive or not nigger wtf is this shit
 
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Its not chad or bust, the way he rates just makes no sense since he doesnt weigh the value of certain features. Some of the guys he rates a 6 are like a 3 because all of their good features dont hold enough value
There is only 3 things that matter for SMV. Height physique and face. To be an irl slayer you just need to be top tier in 2 of these categories while being atleast average in the other.
 
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There is only 3 things that matter for SMV. Height physique and face. To be an irl slayer you just need to be top tier in 2 of these categories while being atleast average in the other.
Very accurate
 
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Tbh 6.7 inches being in the top 1% is kind of a joke. Maybe top 5% idk but I feel like the average penis size is around 6 inches. Look at any homemade porn video on pornhub, most have way bigger dicks than 6.7 inches. These guys aren't professional pornstars they're nobodies making porn on their unknown porn accounts fucking random sluts.
So 6 inches is average? What about girth. Why do people obsess on penis size so much, it’s not like a girl knows your size before having sex with you. So therefore it has ZERO impact on SMV unless your below average and she refuses to bang yoy
 
So 6 inches is average? What about girth. Why do people obsess on penis size so much, it’s not like a girl knows your size before having sex with you. So therefore it has ZERO impact on SMV unless your below average and she refuses to bang yoy
The average penis size for US is like 5.8-6 inches or something like that. It depends on which study you look at. But this is accounting for like all kinds of fat people getting measured, old people, and ethnic people like asians so it brings the average down quite a bit. The average young adult white male penis size is probably like 6.5 inches at least ngl.

Also penis size is important because if it's big she will lust over it and want to come back for more and it gives more pleasure. If you really have a huge one she will gossip about it to her friends and it's a huge ego boost. If there is gossip among girls that you have a big penis it boosts your SMV dramatically and some will be eager to try it out. This can be a good way to get laid in college if you are big.

You never wanna get dickmogged by someone else either. Imagine dating a girl and then finding out her ex was huge and she enjoyed it a lot and then realizing you can't measure up to that. It would be pretty brutal. This kind of thing causes a lot of men with average to even above average penises to get depressed about their size.

Luckily for me I don't gotta worry about being insecure like that. Whenever I send nudes to a girl she is almost 100% of the time shocked and she won't stop talking about my dick. It is a big ego boost and SMV boost when you have that kind of power. Maybe not for a one night stand bar or club hookup but it can be a very big deal when dealing with a girl coming back for more like FWB or a relationship.
 
The average penis size for US is like 5.8-6 inches or something like that. It depends on which study you look at. But this is accounting for like all kinds of fat people getting measured, old people, and ethnic people like asians so it brings the average down quite a bit. The average young adult white male penis size is probably like 6.5 inches at least ngl.

Also penis size is important because if it's big she will lust over it and want to come back for more and it gives more pleasure. If you really have a huge one she will gossip about it to her friends and it's a huge ego boost. If there is gossip among girls that you have a big penis it boosts your SMV dramatically and some will be eager to try it out. This can be a good way to get laid in college if you are big.

You never wanna get dickmogged by someone else either. Imagine dating a girl and then finding out her ex was huge and she enjoyed it a lot and then realizing you can't measure up to that. It would be pretty brutal. This kind of thing causes a lot of men with average to even above average penises to get depressed about their size.

Luckily for me I don't gotta worry about being insecure like that. Whenever I send nudes to a girl she is almost 100% of the time shocked and she won't stop talking about my dick. It is a big ego boost and SMV boost when you have that kind of power. Maybe not for a one night stand bar or club hookup but it can be a very big deal when dealing with a girl coming back for more like FWB or a relationship.
This can’t be more wrong sounds like you haven’t had much sex before. To keep her coming back there’s So much more that matters such as how long you last, how you eat her out etc. most women don’t cum from penetration. I would say it’s extremely unimportant as long as your average sized or above.
 
The average penis size for US is like 5.8-6 inches or something like that. It depends on which study you look at. But this is accounting for like all kinds of fat people getting measured, old people, and ethnic people like asians so it brings the average down quite a bit. The average young adult white male penis size is probably like 6.5 inches at least ngl.

Also penis size is important because if it's big she will lust over it and want to come back for more and it gives more pleasure. If you really have a huge one she will gossip about it to her friends and it's a huge ego boost. If there is gossip among girls that you have a big penis it boosts your SMV dramatically and some will be eager to try it out. This can be a good way to get laid in college if you are big.

You never wanna get dickmogged by someone else either. Imagine dating a girl and then finding out her ex was huge and she enjoyed it a lot and then realizing you can't measure up to that. It would be pretty brutal. This kind of thing causes a lot of men with average to even above average penises to get depressed about their size.

Luckily for me I don't gotta worry about being insecure like that. Whenever I send nudes to a girl she is almost 100% of the time shocked and she won't stop talking about my dick. It is a big ego boost and SMV boost when you have that kind of power. Maybe not for a one night stand bar or club hookup but it can be a very big deal when dealing with a girl coming back for more like FWB or a relationship.
Also JFL at sending nudes are you in high school. Most women don’t give a shit as long as your average
 
Also JFL at sending nudes are you in high school. Most women don’t give a shit as long as your average
I am an adult teen and most of the time I do it just to get the girls to send nudes back. I am an OCD germaphobe so I am not trying to hookup with bitches in person rn. Maybe after I therapymaxx so I just cope by getting nudes and then once I finish I don't care about sex so I just watch some show or play some video games.

After you finish you really don't care whether you had sex or you jerked yourself off because either way you came and it's over.
 
This can’t be more wrong sounds like you haven’t had much sex before. To keep her coming back there’s So much more that matters such as how long you last, how you eat her out etc. most women don’t cum from penetration. I would say it’s extremely unimportant as long as your average sized or above.
I had my fair share in highschool when I was more NT and less OCD and I think what you're saying is completely cope. You don't realize the power a big dick has unless you actually have one and see the joy girls get just from seeing it.

If you don't have one then girls will tell you they don't care about size and they most of the time won't have an issue with your size but it doesn't excite them like a big penis does. Girls get turned on more just from seeing a big penis too and sucking on one not to mention the sex feels better when the guy has one (unless he fucks it up and is terrible) but a big penis always has more potential to please a girl than a smaller or average one.

Everything you listed are just things people with average size need to do to compensate but when it's big girls love it. Most girls are size queens honestly at least the girls my age because I am gen z and we are the first generation to grow up with unlimited access to internet porn so girls are used to seeing big porn penises and that's what they want.

The brutal reality for dickcels is that women have a spot deep in their vagina called the A spot that is next to the cervix and when stimulated it gives them insane pleasure so when girls have sex with big dicks that hit that spot it really makes sex feel a lot better and can give them very intense orgasms.
 
Tbh 6.7 inches being in the top 1% is kind of a joke. Maybe top 5% idk but I feel like the average penis size is around 6 inches. Look at any homemade porn video on pornhub, most have way bigger dicks than 6.7 inches. These guys aren't professional pornstars they're nobodies making porn on their unknown porn accounts fucking random sluts.
average is 5

mines a bit more than 7
 
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This kind of shit makes me laugh, incels kill themselves in calculating their exact SMV and a woman takes no more than 1 minute to do it to classify them as 3/10
*a fraction of a sec
 
average is 5

mines a bit more than 7
Mine is right up at the 8 mark (it was literally 7 last year at this time) and it looks pretty similar in size to most of the porn I watch but there is quite a bit of porn where they are probably a half inch to an inch larger or at least the angles make them look larger and I only watch homemade porn really so there are definitely a lot of guys out there with my size and larger it's not as rare as some might think.

I also think that the average is more like 6 or 6.5 because when the US average is measured sometimes it's like 5.5 sometimes it's 6 but they are also measuring all races and fat and old men so in reality the average for young gen z white males is probably 6.5 and 7 inches is probably more common than a lot of people think.

Also the technique they use to measure dicks a lot of the time in studies is they take the dick and stretch it flaccid to measure the length but I tried that and when I do that my dick is like a half inch to inch shorter than when it's actually fully erect so that method isn't even really accurate so studies that do that should be disregarded honestly.
 
This kind of shit makes me laugh, incels kill themselves in calculating their exact SMV and a woman takes no more than 1 minute to do it to classify them as 3/10
Yeah this whole SMV calculating thing kind of dumb honestly because if you are a chad girls don't care if you have money or status. This might be a good guide actually for normies who want to know their SMV but I think WW overestimates the importance of IQ (he's coping because he got a high IQ score when he took an IQ test).

IQ is only useful in moneymaking and money saving really so it should just be in the same category as money because other aspects of IQ can actually be negative like being high IQ might contribute to being high inhib and this can make you less attractive to women.

Girls also like being fucked by chads that are broke and got nothing it's like a turn on for them to be getting piped by a good looking loser with a big dick because they know their parents wouldn't approve. So being a broke loser bad boy in that sense adds to their SMV
 
Mine is right up at the 8 mark (it was literally 7 last year at this time) and it looks pretty similar in size to most of the porn I watch but there is quite a bit of porn where they are probably a half inch to an inch larger or at least the angles make them look larger and I only watch homemade porn really so there are definitely a lot of guys out there with my size and larger it's not as rare as some might think.

I also think that the average is more like 6 or 6.5 because when the US average is measured sometimes it's like 5.5 sometimes it's 6 but they are also measuring all races and fat and old men so in reality the average for young gen z white males is probably 6.5 and 7 inches is probably more common than a lot of people think.

Also the technique they use to measure dicks a lot of the time in studies is they take the dick and stretch it flaccid to measure the length but I tried that and when I do that my dick is like a half inch to inch shorter than when it's actually fully erect so that method isn't even really accurate so studies that do that should be disregarded honestly.
how old are you
 
how old are you
turned 18 recently. Puberty isn't even done. I still have prominent bones in my face rn though. Very prominent jaw and cheekbones and I am not even leanmaxxed rn but still they are prominent.

I am not even done developing cause I have barely any body hair on my torso and that and my inner thighs have 0 body hair. Also barely any facial hair at all. My dad was the same way at my age he said he graduated high school at like 5'9 but grew to 6'2 after highschool. I am almost at the 6 foot mark depends what time of day it is but solid 5'11. I will probably get a few inches taller if I get the right nutrition. My mom is 5'7. One of my grandpas was 6'4 and the other is 6'3 (I can't even imagine how hard they height mogged everyone back in the 1950s)

Thing is I am not even a late bloomer cause my voice was pretty deep at 13 in 7th grade no one else in my grade had a deep voice really only a very few select amount so I have been in puberty for awhile but now all of the squeakers I voice mogged in middle school basically have full beards now and are probably done with puberty while I still am not completed. Everyone in my family can grow a beard too so I will eventually my dad said he couldn't grow a full beard until like 25-28 years old. I think it's just a genetic thing that it can take awhile
 
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turned 18 recently. Puberty isn't even done. I still have prominent bones in my face rn though. Very prominent jaw and cheekbones and I am not even leanmaxxed rn but still they are prominent.

I am not even done developing cause I have barely any body hair on my torso and that and my inner thighs have 0 body hair. Also barely any facial hair at all. My dad was the same way at my age he said he graduated high school at like 5'9 but grew to 6'2 after highschool. I am almost at the 6 foot mark depends what time of day it is but solid 5'11. I will probably get a few inches taller if I get the right nutrition. My mom is 5'7. One of my grandpas was 6'4 and the other is 6'3 (I can't even imagine how hard they height mogged everyone back in the 1950s)

Thing is I am not even a late bloomer cause my voice was pretty deep at 13 in 7th grade no one else in my grade had a deep voice really only a very few select amount so I have been in puberty for awhile but now all of the squeakers I voice mogged in middle school basically have full beards now and are probably done with puberty while I still am not completed. Everyone in my family can grow a beard too so I will eventually my dad said he couldn't grow a full beard until like 25-28 years old. I think it's just a genetic thing that it can take awhile
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age flair should become a neccesity on this forum


and no i didnt ask you your age cuz your dick size

but rather how you talked about this topic


its funny how obvious someones age is based on how they talk
 
Pretty good and autistic maxxed formula.

BUT.
He should had added, that manlet is instant 0 smv.
 
godd

age flair should become a neccesity on this forum


and no i didnt ask you your age cuz your dick size

but rather how you talked about this topic


its funny how obvious someones age is based on how they talk
This is just my experience like I said I think that gen z girls who grew up watching porn their whole lives are all size queens. It may be different for older generations where the girls had less expectations but from my experience they all flip out from seeing a big penis and basically worship it like I get a huge ego boost every time and a sense of power over them. That would not happen if you are average sized.
 
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age flair should become a neccesity on this forum


and no i didnt ask you your age cuz your dick size

but rather how you talked about this topic


its funny how obvious someones age is based on how they talk
Also like most people on here are younger tbh like my age is pretty common on here. If you're on looksmax.org at 30 wtf are you doing it's already over if you are still an incel at that age just head over to incels.is at that point. Looksmaxxing is mostly for younger guys because they actually have potential
 
There is only 3 things that matter for SMV. Height physique and face. To be an irl slayer you just need to be top tier in 2 of these categories while being atleast average in the other.
Very accurate
The only other thing i'd add here is tattoos and other indicators of NTness like fashion, which adds like 0.5 points to your SMV. Imagine adding dick size to SMV calculation - when women are swiping on dating apps, dick size means nothing unless you meet her face + height + body threshold.
 
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The only other thing i'd add here is tattoos and other indicators of NTness like fashion, which adds like 0.5 points to your SMV. Imagine adding dick size to SMV calculation - when women are swiping on dating apps, dick size means nothing unless you meet her face + height + body threshold.
Dick size only matters for retaining girls and even then it doesn’t matter much if your good at sex and can keep them interested. Important for LTR. Wheat waffles is a peak faggot retard who is prob still a virgin so I don’t understand why anyone would take him seriously. If your going to give advice on dating you better have a 100+ laycount minimum.
 
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Dick size only matters for retaining girls and even then it doesn’t matter much if your good at sex and can keep them interested. Important for LTR.
This statement right here: I wish these retarded kids in the black pill space understood what you just said. Most girls will be cool with average or below average dick size if you give them orgasms in other ways. Unless of course, you have a micro dick or she's a "size queen", which are both rare instances. The average woman just wants good sex, which can easily be achieved using sex toys etc.
 
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This statement right here: I wish these retarded kids in the black pill space understood what you just said. Most girls will be cool with average or below average dick size if you give them orgasms in other ways. Unless of course, you have a micro dick or she's a "size queen", which are both rare instances. The average woman just wants good sex, which can easily be achieved using sex toys etc.
Yeah dude good sex is all about clit stimulation. Most women don’t even orgasm from penetration. You have to stimulate their clit, hit their G spot etc. the best way to make them cum is to run their G spot while using a vibrator on their clit. Penis size just needs to be average if it’s bigger it’s a bonus but not a requirement at all. Most guys here don’t understand this because they have no sexual experience JFL
 
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An SMV calculator is a good idea, but the problem I have with his is the weight of each factor. The weights are purely speculative, it wasn't measured by real life Data.
Here is a SMV calculator based on AI. The AI learns what factors are important and by how much when predicting SMV.
But at the end, I think it's stupid to try to measure something as theoretical as SMV.
Here is another method to measure your SMV.
How many girls have you slept with during the last month? You got your SMV...
 
WW rates ltns 7/10
 
This kind of shit makes me laugh, incels kill themselves in calculating their exact SMV and a woman takes no more than 1 minute to do it to classify them as 3/10
You mean a second
 

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