When I get a haircut it looks like mushroom

[Tryggg]

Everytime I get a haircut it looks like a mushroom or weird in the front or kinda like an Afro shape what can I do haircut recommendations and how to fix it

 

[Deleted member 45175]

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[Krakowski]

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Aren’t you American

 

[Deleted member 45175]

Aren’t you American

Yeah but my lineage goes back to Europe at the grandparent/great grandparent level so I am not some weird curly haired white/black/Hispanic/Native American mutt creature

 

[Quachil]

First, BEFORE going to the barber, make sure you've thoroughly scrubbed your hair with shampoo. Don't just do it for 15 seconds like some shitty careless retarded moron. Really scrub hard, you should feel your goddamn fingernails scratch the skin beneath the hair on the top of your head, and ALL the skin beneath your head's hair for that matter. Scrub hard and thoroughly for a solid 2 or 3 minutes, then rinse ALL of the shampoo out, thoroughly. (and then scrub the rest of your inkler body with bodywash ofc )

NOW you can go to the barber. I don't know what shit your barber does, but when it comes to haircuts, just ask for the simplest shit possible. Just ask for "as short as possible with scissors, even length all around my head" no matter where you are, it works like a charm. Also make sure the barber isn't distracted. If your barber is constantly talking over the phone or blabbing incessantly to someone else WHILE cutting your hair, they're going to mess it the fuck up, and it's not a barber you want. Make sure that a.) your barber gives you the impression of some semblance of intelligence, and b.) make sure they're quiet and that they prefer to just silently focus on ONE task, which is to cut your hair.

I have friends who tell me "bUt QuAcHiL i Do It ThOrOuGhLy" for other things that I advise them on, but then when I see them do it (not looking at them scrub their hair in the shower, that's gai shit) they don't fucking do it properly. They rush shit, and it's a common theme I notice in today's McQueen speed but Tiktok depth (aka shallow) society we live in. What's the point of doing something fast if it's done so poorly that it makes no difference if you did it at all?

Take the time to wash your hair PROPERLY. Likewise, make sure your barber is FOCUSED ON THE TASK AT HAND. Being excessively distracted/rushing things is satanic and foidlike in nature.

 

[Quachil]

Let me guess your a View attachment 2480461?

That account sig... You'll kill more sexhavers than STDs...Holy based bro if you need an arms dealer (in minecraft) let me know, I fully support your cause (in minecraft).

 

[jagmogs1000]

Everytime I get a haircut it looks like a mushroom or weird in the front or kinda like an Afro shape what can I do haircut recommendations and how to fix it

use your mouth to form words and ask for a different haircut. hope this helps

 

[Krakowski]

Yeah but my lineage goes back to Europe at the grandparent/great grandparent level so I am not some weird curly haired white/black/Hispanic/Native American mutt creature