When I jerked off 12 times then fell asleep on the floor in the back aisle of a gas station

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So, before I start explaining this story, I wanna say that it's real and I can bust a lot of nuts because of my short refractory period time which allows me to bust a lot of nuts.

I don't know where to start, but I will tell you why I was in a gas station in the first place, I was returning home from the gym with a taxi and decided to tell the taxi driver that I will drop off in the gas station.

Why? I like the atmosphere of gas stations and I wanted a snack and the gas station wasn't that far away from the city, only a couple miles, it was in the highway though.

So I am pumped up from the gym and rock hard (I had taken 20mg cialis and 100mg viagra earlier to get a good pump, ik that 100mg viagra move was stupid af but it is what it is)

So obviously there are sandwiches in the gas station and stuff and I buy a sandwich with ham, lettuce and tomatoes in it. I was eating it in front of the gas station watching the cars pass by and stuff.

I was pretty hard and horny but exhausted at the same time too. I was also sleep deprived and was on 3-4 hours of sleep. So I decide to go into the gas station toilet and I literally fucking busted atleast 12 nuts. Short refractory period which let me. It took like an hour and a half maybe.

So its like 6 PM as I finish my nut session and I am so exhausted and tired that i am feeling dizzy and like I am about to black out. I walked to the back aisle of the gas station and fell asleep on the floor. I fucking fell asleep and woke up at like 4:00 or 4:30 am or something like that.

I'm like what the fuck just happened..what am I doing with my life, did I just fucking sleep on the gas station floor? How did nobody notice? I got up, called a taxi and went home, took a shower then went to bed and still couldnt believe what had happened jfl.
 
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you take caber ?
 
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where did you cum also ?
on the floor ?
 
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Screenshot 2024 12 18 125537
 
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@PsychoDsk @Gengar @optimisticzoomer @Gaygymmaxx @klip11
 
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@klip11 @BigJimsWornOutTires @SoundnVision @alurmo
 
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Are u being a piece of shit rn and trying to get reps or just straight up retarded, orphan
Not worried about reps I just think your genuinely a roleplaying faggot
 
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The "what the fuck am I doing" would have happened by the 2nd load at worst

3rd.. maybe 4th...


12 loads? Try harder next time.
Ever heard of short refractory perios
 
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Ever heard of short refractory perios
Short refractory periods make your post nut clairty less impactful as well? What are you an alien?
 
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man u are weird, like not funny
 
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Were you painting the walls fella?

Some gay fellas probably lapped that up haha
 
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haha nice one asdevk i had a similar accident
 
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this feels like a fever dream
your story made me feel something (well yk other than jerking your cock to death and sleeping on the floor)

sitting in front of the gas station with a sandwich, watching the cars pass by. why does that sound so heavenly?
 
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also jerk off in your own home dammnit :lul:
 
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also jerk off in your own home dammnit :lul:
Stroking at your homies crib and busting on the carpet is like when a dog pisses on a tree. You just acquired the rights to their property and can sell it as an asset.
 
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this feels like a fever dream
your story made me feel something (well yk other than jerking your cock to death and sleeping on the floor)

sitting in front of the gas station with a sandwich, watching the cars pass by. why does that sound so heavenly?
jfl if you believe this shit
 
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Stroking at your homies crib and busting on the carpet is like when a dog pisses on a tree. You just acquired the rights to their property and can sell it as an asset.
what if you cum on him while he's sleeping
Would he be your property now?
 
jfl if you believe this shit
I don't really care, he's a master larper and so am I
we even believe our own larps so how bout that
 
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this feels like a fever dream
your story made me feel something (well yk other than jerking your cock to death and sleeping on the floor)

sitting in front of the gas station with a sandwich, watching the cars pass by. why does that sound so heavenly?
Jfl yeah you explained it perfectly
Every single one of this dudes stories are a fever dream
 
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this feels like a fever dream
your story made me feel something (well yk other than jerking your cock to death and sleeping on the floor)

sitting in front of the gas station with a sandwich, watching the cars pass by. why does that sound so heavenly?
Jfl yeah you explained it perfectly
Every single one of this dudes stories are a fever dream
It actually did feel like a fever dream. Waking up on the back aisle floor after completely knocked out to sleep at 4 am. Felt unreal like an alternate reality
 
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Another day, another .org schizo post
 

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