When I Paid $300 for a Handjob (GTFIH)

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I paid $300 dollars for a escort, $300 just for her to give me a handjob. Yeah, I could’ve bought groceries for the week, but nah… I wanted the premium experience of what my hand already does for free
When she arrived, wearing tight clothes and that look that said “I know exactly why I’m here,” I almost tripped over my own nerves.
What do you want, baby? she asked with a teasing voice
Just… a handjob with your hands:forcedsmile::forcedsmile:
Hombre Masturbacion GIF by Hablemos de Sexo y Amor

She pulled down my pants and grabbed me with Formula 1 precision, first gear, second, turbo. I was sweating like I was in the World Cup finals:lul::lul:
At first, she was gentle, almost sensual, then her wrist started spinning like an industrial blender. I was gasping like a low budget porn actor, tbh
Come on, champ, don’t fall apart on me now she said laughing while cranking up the pace

I lasted less than a TikTok💔 Epic explosion, moans I didn’t even know I could make, and she handed me a paper towel like it was a trophy
chavo del 8 donramon GIF by Grupo Chespirito


When she left, I stayed on the couch, breathing hard, thinking
“I just paid $300 for the most expensive… and best handjob of my life. Way better than any solo session. Totally worth it.
Happy Joy GIF by Coop Prix - fort gjort!

TL;DR:
Paid $300 for an escort, got the fastest, wildest handjob of my life, totally worth it


@Jatt @FaceandBBC @ijustwannaascendlol
@Latinolooksmaxxer @luca_.
 
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I paid $300 dollars for a escort, $300 just for her to give me a handjob. Yeah, I could’ve bought groceries for the week, but nah… I wanted the premium experience of what my hand already does for free
When she arrived, wearing tight clothes and that look that said “I know exactly why I’m here,” I almost tripped over my own nerves.
What do you want, baby? she asked with a teasing voice
Just… a handjob with your hands:forcedsmile::forcedsmile:
Hombre Masturbacion GIF by Hablemos de Sexo y Amor

She pulled down my pants and grabbed me with Formula 1 precision, first gear, second, turbo. I was sweating like I was in the World Cup finals:lul::lul:
At first, she was gentle, almost sensual, then her wrist started spinning like an industrial blender. I was gasping like a low budget porn actor, tbh
Come on, champ, don’t fall apart on me now she said laughing while cranking up the pace

I lasted less than a TikTok💔 Epic explosion, moans I didn’t even know I could make, and she handed me a paper towel like it was a trophy
chavo del 8 donramon GIF by Grupo Chespirito


When she left, I stayed on the couch, breathing hard, thinking
“I just paid $300 for the most expensive… and best handjob of my life. Way better than any solo session. Totally worth it.
Happy Joy GIF by Coop Prix - fort gjort!

TL;DR:
Paid $300 for an escort, got the fastest, wildest handjob of my life, totally worth it


@Jatt @FaceandBBC @ijustwannaascendlol
@Latinolooksmaxxer @luca_.
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Ohhh it was an escort?? Welcome back to the loser club then boyo
 
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Nobody can jerk my shit off like me ngl
 
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$300 for a hand job from an escort????? if I'm giving a coom dump $300 dollars I want to obliterate her vagina in every way possible. But hey, you got your sexual pleasure so that's all that matters.
 
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$300 for a hand job from an escort????? if I'm giving a coom dump $300 dollars I want to obliterate her vagina in every way possible. But hey, you got your sexual pleasure so that's all that matters.
She was a whore, probably if I put my DIHH in her vagina i got different ETS
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I paid $300 dollars for a escort, $300 just for her to give me a handjob. Yeah, I could’ve bought groceries for the week, but nah… I wanted the premium experience of what my hand already does for free
When she arrived, wearing tight clothes and that look that said “I know exactly why I’m here,” I almost tripped over my own nerves.
What do you want, baby? she asked with a teasing voice
Just… a handjob with your hands:forcedsmile::forcedsmile:
Hombre Masturbacion GIF by Hablemos de Sexo y Amor

She pulled down my pants and grabbed me with Formula 1 precision, first gear, second, turbo. I was sweating like I was in the World Cup finals:lul::lul:
At first, she was gentle, almost sensual, then her wrist started spinning like an industrial blender. I was gasping like a low budget porn actor, tbh
Come on, champ, don’t fall apart on me now she said laughing while cranking up the pace

I lasted less than a TikTok💔 Epic explosion, moans I didn’t even know I could make, and she handed me a paper towel like it was a trophy
chavo del 8 donramon GIF by Grupo Chespirito


When she left, I stayed on the couch, breathing hard, thinking
“I just paid $300 for the most expensive… and best handjob of my life. Way better than any solo session. Totally worth it.
Happy Joy GIF by Coop Prix - fort gjort!

TL;DR:
Paid $300 for an escort, got the fastest, wildest handjob of my life, totally worth it


@Jatt @FaceandBBC @ijustwannaascendlol
@Latinolooksmaxxer @luca_.
tales no way u blew 3 hundred on a handjob
 
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my hand is better :feelshmm:

(no homo)

 
I paid $300 dollars for a escort, $300 just for her to give me a handjob. Yeah, I could’ve bought groceries for the week, but nah… I wanted the premium experience of what my hand already does for free
When she arrived, wearing tight clothes and that look that said “I know exactly why I’m here,” I almost tripped over my own nerves.
What do you want, baby? she asked with a teasing voice
Just… a handjob with your hands:forcedsmile::forcedsmile:
Hombre Masturbacion GIF by Hablemos de Sexo y Amor

She pulled down my pants and grabbed me with Formula 1 precision, first gear, second, turbo. I was sweating like I was in the World Cup finals:lul::lul:
At first, she was gentle, almost sensual, then her wrist started spinning like an industrial blender. I was gasping like a low budget porn actor, tbh
Come on, champ, don’t fall apart on me now she said laughing while cranking up the pace

I lasted less than a TikTok💔 Epic explosion, moans I didn’t even know I could make, and she handed me a paper towel like it was a trophy
chavo del 8 donramon GIF by Grupo Chespirito


When she left, I stayed on the couch, breathing hard, thinking
“I just paid $300 for the most expensive… and best handjob of my life. Way better than any solo session. Totally worth it.
Happy Joy GIF by Coop Prix - fort gjort!

TL;DR:
Paid $300 for an escort, got the fastest, wildest handjob of my life, totally worth it


@Jatt @FaceandBBC @ijustwannaascendlol
@Latinolooksmaxxer @luca_.
Nigga got scammed and called it a success
 
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$300 for a handjob jfl you could get a foot job for free but you had to make for a handjob cmon
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I actually paid for that footjob
But please don't say anything
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I paid $300 dollars for a escort, $300 just for her to give me a handjob. Yeah, I could’ve bought groceries for the week, but nah… I wanted the premium experience of what my hand already does for free
When she arrived, wearing tight clothes and that look that said “I know exactly why I’m here,” I almost tripped over my own nerves.
What do you want, baby? she asked with a teasing voice
Just… a handjob with your hands:forcedsmile::forcedsmile:
Hombre Masturbacion GIF by Hablemos de Sexo y Amor

She pulled down my pants and grabbed me with Formula 1 precision, first gear, second, turbo. I was sweating like I was in the World Cup finals:lul::lul:
At first, she was gentle, almost sensual, then her wrist started spinning like an industrial blender. I was gasping like a low budget porn actor, tbh
Come on, champ, don’t fall apart on me now she said laughing while cranking up the pace

I lasted less than a TikTok💔 Epic explosion, moans I didn’t even know I could make, and she handed me a paper towel like it was a trophy
chavo del 8 donramon GIF by Grupo Chespirito


When she left, I stayed on the couch, breathing hard, thinking
“I just paid $300 for the most expensive… and best handjob of my life. Way better than any solo session. Totally worth it.
Happy Joy GIF by Coop Prix - fort gjort!

TL;DR:
Paid $300 for an escort, got the fastest, wildest

handjob of my life, totally worth it

@Jatt @FaceandBBC @ijustwannaascendlol
@Latinolooksmaxxer @luca_.
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you know never in my whole life living i have never seen a bigger cuck than you, if i get this right you spent 300$, to put that in perspective a donut cost 1$, you know how many donuts that is? 300 donuts or lets say oranges, 1 orange = 1.5$, so 200 oranges.

but instead you bought it for a 15 seconds handjob which mind you, you yourself couldve probably gotten a better experience going out in a nice dinner 5 star meal or doing it yourself yk what i mean.

but you spent 300 dollars???
you know you could just buy me lifetime VIP with that money??
60$!!!!
 
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