When I Paid $300 for a Handjob (GTFIH)

[ethnic subhuman]

I paid $300 dollars for a escort, $300 just for her to give me a handjob. Yeah, I could’ve bought groceries for the week, but nah… I wanted the premium experience of what my hand already does for free
When she arrived, wearing tight clothes and that look that said “I know exactly why I’m here,” I almost tripped over my own nerves.
What do you want, baby? she asked with a teasing voice
Just… a handjob with your hands

She pulled down my pants and grabbed me with Formula 1 precision, first gear, second, turbo. I was sweating like I was in the World Cup finals
At first, she was gentle, almost sensual, then her wrist started spinning like an industrial blender. I was gasping like a low budget porn actor, tbh
Come on, champ, don’t fall apart on me now she said laughing while cranking up the pace

I lasted less than a TikTok Epic explosion, moans I didn’t even know I could make, and she handed me a paper towel like it was a trophy

When she left, I stayed on the couch, breathing hard, thinking
“I just paid $300 for the most expensive… and best handjob of my life. Way better than any solo session. Totally worth it.

TL;DR:
Paid $300 for an escort, got the fastest, wildest handjob of my life, totally worth it

@Jatt @FaceandBBC @ijustwannaascendlol
@Latinolooksmaxxer @luca_.

 

[Jatt]

I paid $300 dollars for a escort, $300 just for her to give me a handjob. Yeah, I could’ve bought groceries for the week, but nah… I wanted the premium experience of what my hand already does for free
When she arrived, wearing tight clothes and that look that said “I know exactly why I’m here,” I almost tripped over my own nerves.
What do you want, baby? she asked with a teasing voice
Just… a handjob with your hands

She pulled down my pants and grabbed me with Formula 1 precision, first gear, second, turbo. I was sweating like I was in the World Cup finals
At first, she was gentle, almost sensual, then her wrist started spinning like an industrial blender. I was gasping like a low budget porn actor, tbh
Come on, champ, don’t fall apart on me now she said laughing while cranking up the pace

I lasted less than a TikTok Epic explosion, moans I didn’t even know I could make, and she handed me a paper towel like it was a trophy

When she left, I stayed on the couch, breathing hard, thinking
“I just paid $300 for the most expensive… and best handjob of my life. Way better than any solo session. Totally worth it.

TL;DR:
Paid $300 for an escort, got the fastest, wildest handjob of my life, totally worth it

@Jatt @FaceandBBC @ijustwannaascendlol
@Latinolooksmaxxer @luca_.

 

[ethnic subhuman]

Bump

 

[luca_.]

Ohhh it was an escort?? Welcome back to the loser club then boyo

 

[ethnic subhuman]

You have to try this

 

[jgrey080]

Nobody can jerk my shit off like me ngl

 

[ethnic subhuman]

Ohhh it was an escort?? Welcome back to the loser club then boyo

I forgot to explain that she was a white escort

 

[ethnic subhuman]

Nobody can jerk my shit off like me ngl

Nigga just say you ain't got no money

 

[FaceandBBC]

$300 for a hand job from an escort????? if I'm giving a coom dump $300 dollars I want to obliterate her vagina in every way possible. But hey, you got your sexual pleasure so that's all that matters.

 

[JasGews69x]

 

[ethnic subhuman]

$300 for a hand job from an escort????? if I'm giving a coom dump $300 dollars I want to obliterate her vagina in every way possible. But hey, you got your sexual pleasure so that's all that matters.

She was a whore, probably if I put my DIHH in her vagina i got different ETS

 

[ethnic subhuman]

Bump, everyone should read this

 

[ethnic subhuman]

Read everything
Please

 

[Latinolooksmaxxer]

I paid $300 dollars for a escort, $300 just for her to give me a handjob. Yeah, I could’ve bought groceries for the week, but nah… I wanted the premium experience of what my hand already does for free
When she arrived, wearing tight clothes and that look that said “I know exactly why I’m here,” I almost tripped over my own nerves.
What do you want, baby? she asked with a teasing voice
Just… a handjob with your hands

She pulled down my pants and grabbed me with Formula 1 precision, first gear, second, turbo. I was sweating like I was in the World Cup finals
At first, she was gentle, almost sensual, then her wrist started spinning like an industrial blender. I was gasping like a low budget porn actor, tbh
Come on, champ, don’t fall apart on me now she said laughing while cranking up the pace

I lasted less than a TikTok Epic explosion, moans I didn’t even know I could make, and she handed me a paper towel like it was a trophy

When she left, I stayed on the couch, breathing hard, thinking
“I just paid $300 for the most expensive… and best handjob of my life. Way better than any solo session. Totally worth it.

TL;DR:
Paid $300 for an escort, got the fastest, wildest handjob of my life, totally worth it

@Jatt @FaceandBBC @ijustwannaascendlol
@Latinolooksmaxxer @luca_.

tales no way u blew 3 hundred on a handjob

 

[Latinolooksmaxxer]

my hand is better

(no homo)

 

[ethnic subhuman]

tales no way u blew 3 hundred on a handjob

I did it
I'm Latino and I paid for a white Escort, it was really worth it

 

[iblamexyz]

I paid $300 dollars for a escort, $300 just for her to give me a handjob. Yeah, I could’ve bought groceries for the week, but nah… I wanted the premium experience of what my hand already does for free
When she arrived, wearing tight clothes and that look that said “I know exactly why I’m here,” I almost tripped over my own nerves.
What do you want, baby? she asked with a teasing voice
Just… a handjob with your hands

She pulled down my pants and grabbed me with Formula 1 precision, first gear, second, turbo. I was sweating like I was in the World Cup finals
At first, she was gentle, almost sensual, then her wrist started spinning like an industrial blender. I was gasping like a low budget porn actor, tbh
Come on, champ, don’t fall apart on me now she said laughing while cranking up the pace

I lasted less than a TikTok Epic explosion, moans I didn’t even know I could make, and she handed me a paper towel like it was a trophy

When she left, I stayed on the couch, breathing hard, thinking
“I just paid $300 for the most expensive… and best handjob of my life. Way better than any solo session. Totally worth it.

TL;DR:
Paid $300 for an escort, got the fastest, wildest handjob of my life, totally worth it

@Jatt @FaceandBBC @ijustwannaascendlol
@Latinolooksmaxxer @luca_.

Nigga got scammed and called it a success

 

[ethnic subhuman]

Nigga got scammed and called it a success

You should try it
It's really worth it I swear

 

[iblamexyz]

You should try it
It's really worth it I swear

$300 for a handjob jfl you could get a foot job for free but you had to make for a handjob cmon

 

[ethnic subhuman]

$300 for a handjob jfl you could get a foot job for free but you had to make for a handjob cmon

I actually paid for that footjob
But please don't say anything

 

[iblamexyz]

I actually paid for that footjob
But please don't say anything

ovER

 

[ijustwannaascendlol]

I paid $300 dollars for a escort, $300 just for her to give me a handjob. Yeah, I could’ve bought groceries for the week, but nah… I wanted the premium experience of what my hand already does for free
When she arrived, wearing tight clothes and that look that said “I know exactly why I’m here,” I almost tripped over my own nerves.
What do you want, baby? she asked with a teasing voice
Just… a handjob with your hands

She pulled down my pants and grabbed me with Formula 1 precision, first gear, second, turbo. I was sweating like I was in the World Cup finals
At first, she was gentle, almost sensual, then her wrist started spinning like an industrial blender. I was gasping like a low budget porn actor, tbh
Come on, champ, don’t fall apart on me now she said laughing while cranking up the pace

I lasted less than a TikTok Epic explosion, moans I didn’t even know I could make, and she handed me a paper towel like it was a trophy

When she left, I stayed on the couch, breathing hard, thinking
“I just paid $300 for the most expensive… and best handjob of my life. Way better than any solo session. Totally worth it.

TL;DR:
Paid $300 for an escort, got the fastest, wildest

handjob of my life, totally worth it

@Jatt @FaceandBBC @ijustwannaascendlol
@Latinolooksmaxxer @luca_.

 

[GhostBoySwag]

you know never in my whole life living i have never seen a bigger cuck than you, if i get this right you spent 300$, to put that in perspective a donut cost 1$, you know how many donuts that is? 300 donuts or lets say oranges, 1 orange = 1.5$, so 200 oranges.

but instead you bought it for a 15 seconds handjob which mind you, you yourself couldve probably gotten a better experience going out in a nice dinner 5 star meal or doing it yourself yk what i mean.

but you spent 300 dollars???
you know you could just buy me lifetime VIP with that money??
60$!!!!