When I was 13 I gooned in a Snowman

[CookieGuy]

It was winter and I was a hormonal 13 year old. We had built a snowman outside our backyard and it was pretty nice. One night I was getting tired of the same “hand trick” and needed something better. I thought to myself “how could I create an exact hole that perfectly fits my Willy like Cinderella? I tried finding fits like water bottles, stuff like that, but none of that worked. I thought to myself that the best way to do it was to put it in the snowman, despite it being cold the perfect mold was enough to do it. I actually ended up molding a little bit of a buttt shape before I put it in to make it feel more real and like the video I was watching. My pee pee was freezing but it genuinely felt better than my first not probably because of the shape, and definitely the cold being brain altering and causing chills. So uhh there’s that.

 

[Noir]

It was winter and I was a hormonal 13 year old. We had built a snowman outside our backyard and it was pretty nice. One night I was getting tired of the same “hand trick” and needed something better. I thought to myself “how could I create an exact hole that perfectly fits my Willy like Cinderella? I tried finding fits like water bottles, stuff like that, but none of that worked. I thought to myself that the best way to do it was to put it in the snowman, despite it being cold the perfect mold was enough to do it. I actually ended up molding a little bit of a buttt shape before I put it in to make it feel more real and like the video I was watching. My pee pee was freezing but it genuinely felt better than my first not probably because of the shape, and definitely the cold being brain altering and causing chills. So uhh there’s that.

Mogs me

 

[The Homelander]

Okay

 

[superpsycho]

based

 

[superpsycho]

Okay

hes based bhaii