When shaving beard ascends u 2 points. Moment

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RealFunkyFlamingo

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Holy fuckkk
Shaving beard is insane we.

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Beard descends you, clean shave / goatee ascends you.
 
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You can pull off both tbh
 
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LTN. Get leaner.
Over tbh. Gotta starve maxx and debloat max asap. I've been doing it. Very slight results. I am continuing it for 7 days. Let's see if noticeable results
 
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Hair, nose, make up/cream and squinting. I can see the grease through the screen. You starting to look gay. Grow some facial hair. This look is not for you and really descends you imo
 
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Hair, nose, make up/cream and squinting. I can see the grease through the screen. You starting to look gay. Grow some facial hair. This look is not for you and really descends you imo
Iog ur skin texture tbh. Hair will be fixed soon. I will look gayer next week brodie. You'll see soon
 
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Hair, nose, make up/cream and squinting. I can see the grease through the screen. You starting to look gay. Grow some facial hair. This look is not for you and really descends you imo
I'd say the bloat is making me feminine looking. Otherwise yall be screaming majestic instead of fag
 
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Hair, nose, make up/cream and squinting. I can see the grease through the screen. You starting to look gay. Grow some facial hair. This look is not for you and really descends you imo
Also tbh I didn't even use ltos of cream. It was spsot workout so maybe sweat made it more glossy
 
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Hair, nose, make up/cream and squinting. I can see the grease through the screen. You starting to look gay. Grow some facial hair. This look is not for you and really descends you imo
Imagine this. Who'll a foid approach first the beard version or the shaven version?
 

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Iog ur skin texture tbh. Hair will be fixed soon. I will look gayer next week brodie. You'll see soon
Ive great skin without using anything. Youre using make up, cream etc. Anyone can have very smooth greasy skin like that. It doesnt count
 
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Damn you can lowkey rock both. Good job:what:
 
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Ive great skin without using anything. Youre using make up, cream etc. Anyone can have very smooth greasy skin like that. It doesnt count
No one cares jfll
 
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I might grow out my stubble for the first time, I’m 19 pushing 20 so I think I’m old enough to pull off some facial hair
 
Women do. They will think youre gay and will be turned off. Get stubbles, cut hair different and youll look better
I mog most women's skin even tho they use tons of make up jfl
 
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Women do. They will think youre gay and will be turned off. Get stubbles, cut hair different and youll look better
Fuck u bitch who u think u are. Literally the average guy out there is not even near me. U keep complaining about small failos jfl. Everyone out there is not even half as softmaxxed as me. Bitches will notice that shit. Keep coping
 
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You will mog once you reduce make up, get stubbles and cut hair different
I always look like shit without my skincare so Stfu nigga.
 
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You will mog once you reduce make up, get stubbles and cut hair different
Nigga think this is the avg guy they see outside jfl at mtn raters. Idc how hard I fraud it is what it is. Besides without my cream I won't have that tan.
 

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Fuck u bitch who u think u are. Literally the average guy out there is not even near me. U keep complaining about small failos jfl. Everyone out there is not even half as softmaxxed as me. Bitches will notice that shit. Keep coping
Then where are the bitches man. If youre really gl they will stalk you and make it easy for you to approach them. Especially at the gym. They will look a lot and come near you
 
Then where are the bitches man. If youre really gl they will stalk you and make it easy for you to approach them. Especially at the gym. They will look a lot and come near you
It happens a lot in the gym tbh. Also this Is a chick I matched with 1 day ago. Green eyes.
 

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Wdy think am I still mtn? Is hair descending me?
regarding you hair, i always think you would look better with shorts sides and dynamic/masucline back comb, would also potentiate your facial features, you have the hair for it
 
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regarding you hair, i always think you would look better with shorts sides and dynamic/masucline back comb, would also potentiate your facial features, you have the hair for it
U mean like this? Yeah it doesn't suit my skull
It will descend me hard
 

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yes its basically the cut foids love, it studied this shit, trust me

when they phantasize about someone raping them its a dude with this nazi hair cut

maybe find a way to pull it off that resonates with your ratios
 
yes its basically the cut foids love, it studied this shit, trust me

when they phantasize about someone raping them its a dude with this nazi hair cut

maybe find a way to pull it off that resonates with your ratios
I have big forehead nigga.
 
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No problem nigga, you gonna fuck anyway i guess
 
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U look constipated jfl
 
Bruv i comment often no homo, i did some thinking

i think your grooming choice is not well calibrated.

Clean shave is amazing for young foid appeal , but you are just not there looksmaxxing wise, you need non mistakable chadlite appeal, which you do not have so far (but can get there)

otherwise, the thick beard makes it hard to attract young prime foids

Solution: cope with a light stubble (precisely 3 mm) and opt between super light mustache or none

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The hair. I think the long sides actually descent you, they make it harder for your facial features to pop out, and add in to the bloated look. Its a hard move, but honestly shave the sides and get it blended by a pro (stay long on top, longish transition)

if you ve done that: come back and ask for opinions : try to choose between fringe (what you have) and swap back (maybe you overexaggerate the height of your forehead)

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Bloat: add in daily fasting (its what i do, also helps with brainfog and productivity), like 12 hours no calories till evening

i have a feeling your extreme skin care leads to over moisturizing which leads to the plump puffy look, try to be a little drier

Basics like salt intake are on your radar i guess
 
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