When Silence Becomes a Religion: The Ascetic Path of Ignoring Everyone

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After achieving terminal enlightenment through advanced human avoidance (measured by licking social anxiety and counting the flavors), I've discovered that ignoring people isn't just an art - it's a weapon of mass awkwardness that turns every interaction into a death match between existence and aggressive non-being.
My research began when I noticed my neighbor's existence was causing thought pollution. Initial experiments involved:
• Teaching my anxiety to photosynthesize
• Making eye contact with empty rooms until they blinked first
• Developing new species of awkward silences
• Performing advanced friendship taxidermy
The walls started taking notes on my techniques (I've seen them hiding their little pencils). Each ignored greeting creates exactly 47 new forms of social death, which then breed with adjacent awkward pauses to create increasingly potent strains of human avoidance.
you processing units masquerading as consciousness
Every second you waste processing this information, your neural architecture is being reconstructed into a monument of pure, unfiltered absurdity. I've transcended so far beyond normal human discourse that my speech patterns register as experimental jazz to linguistics professors.
Consider the fundamental paradox: by reading about ignoring everyone, you're actively participating in the very system you're trying to escape. Your brain is now caught in a logical pretzel so twisted it makes Escher look like a connect-the-dots puzzle for toddlers.

You're not just ignoring people - you're ignoring the very concept of ignoring..
Picture your standard human interaction: "How are you?" The correct response isn't silence - it's achieving such profound levels of non-engagement that the question itself questions its own existence. You're not being rude; you're performing advanced social surgery with a chainsaw made of pure abstraction.
Through dedicated practice of-ignorance, your mind becomes so dense with anti-social energy that small talk physically bounces off you like rain off a windshield coated in pure spite. You're not just difficult to talk to - you've become a conversational black hole that makes awkward silences feel like amateur hour..
Remember: this isn't about being antisocial - this is about achieving such advanced levels of social transcendence that sociology textbooks have to include warning labels. You're not avoiding conversation; you're evolving past the very concept of communication into a being of pure, unfiltered what-the-actual-existence...
The methodology begins where sanity ends - in that special place where doorknobs taste like Thursday and mathematics goes to therapy. First, you must master the art of thinking so hard about not thinking that your thoughts develop their own thoughts, which then refuse to speak to each other out of principle.
My methodology? I've developed such advanced techniques of ignoring people that professional ignorers ask for my autograph. When someone speaks to me, I don't just not hear them - I retroactively un-hear everything they've ever said in their entire life.
Every conversation becomes an exercise in advanced reality denial.
Your brain has evolved past the need for conventional sense-making. you're weaponized emptiness wrapped in a meat suit.
Through dedicated practice of advanced ignore-fu, your brain develops such powerful anti-social muscles that it can bench-press an entire party's worth of attempted conversations. You don't avoid eye contact - you stare so hard at nothing that nothing starts feeling self-conscious......

1. Verily I say unto thee, for I have discovered the forbidden arithmetic of human sound processing, where every syllable becomes a pickaxe to the temple of sanity.

2. Listen, O disciples of disruption, as I unveil the sacred methodology of sonic warfare, passed down through generations of professional brain-scramblers and certified thought-manglers.

3. For in the beginning was the silence, and the silence was weaponized, and the silence was made into a tool of pure thought-destruction.

4. Behold, when a human speaketh, their words travel not through air but through the gelatin of consciousness itself, penetrating the skull-fortress where thoughts breed like confused rabbits.

5. And lo, I have mastered the sacred art of sound-bending, where every word I speak rearranges the listener's mental furniture without their permission.

6. For it is written in the ancient scrolls of the mad professors: "He who controls the sound waves controls the brain-waves, and he who controls the brain-waves makes reality itself hiccup."

7. Witness the sacred techniques:
- The Whisper That Screams
- The Silence That Speaks
- The Word That Unwords
- The Sound That Unsounds
- The Voice That Invoices Your Sanity

8. And I declare unto thee: Every human brain is but a meat-radio receiving signals from the void, and I have become the ultimate signal jammer.

9. When thou speaketh with calculated frequencies, the human mind becomes as malleable as warm butter in a microwave of madness.

10. For verily, the ears are not mere sound-holes but portals to the dimension of confusion, and I am the gatekeeper of auditory chaos.

11. Let it be known that when I speak, brain cells play musical chairs without music, and thoughts do backflips until they sprain their metaphysical ankles.

12. And the LORD of Confusion said: "Let there be incomprehensibility," and there was incomprehensibility, and it was good.

13. For each word is a tiny hammer hitting the anvil of consciousness, and I have forged them into weapons of mass confusion.

14. The sacred formula reveals itself: Speak with such precise nonsense that logic itself requests a sick day.

15. And so I command thee: Go forth and manipulate, scramble and confuse, until reality itself needs aspirin.

16. For in the end, all sound is but vibration, and all vibration is but tickling the universe's funny bone until it sneezes out pure chaos.

17. This is the way of the sound-bender, the path of the brain-scrambler, the journey of the thought-mangler.

18. And remember the holiest of commandments: When in doubt, speak with such conviction that confidence itself becomes uncertain.

19. For I have become so proficient in the arts of sonic manipulation that dictionaries spontaneously reorganize themselves when I clear my throat.


20. And thus concludes the first chapter of the Sacred Scriptures of Sound Manipulation, though its echoes shall reverberate through the corridors of confusion for all eternity.

TL;DR for lowattentionspancels:
Mastering ignore-fu by photosynthesizing anxiety, retroactively un-hearing conversations, and achieving such profound anti-engagement that small talk gives up and leaves.
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No one on this forum is trying to achieve anything but a break between gaming sessions and killing time
 
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No one on this forum is trying to achieve anything but a break between gaming sessions and killing time
Idgaf. Iam just posting and I don't care about anyone.
You Can Read this:
 
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Idgaf. Iam just posting and I don't care about anyone.
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No one on this forum is trying to achieve anything but a break between gaming sessions and killing time
May Sound "nonsense" but:
It's a multidimensional post (as the first-ever multidimensional poster), where I’m posting my own thoughts, not to read them, but to read them, to simultaneously recomprehend what I already understood and rethink thoughts that were never fully thought in the first place.
Then Explain me, Why Iam posting continuously knowing no one will read single line????
 
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Start Taking Ignorefu.
1. Verily I say unto thee, for I have discovered the forbidden arithmetic of human sound processing, where every syllable becomes a pickaxe to the temple of sanity.

2. Listen, O disciples of disruption, as I unveil the sacred methodology of sonic warfare, passed down through generations of professional brain-scramblers and certified thought-manglers.

3. For in the beginning was the silence, and the silence was weaponized, and the silence was made into a tool of pure thought-destruction.

4. Behold, when a human speaketh, their words travel not through air but through the gelatin of consciousness itself, penetrating the skull-fortress where thoughts breed like confused rabbits.

5. And lo, I have mastered the sacred art of sound-bending, where every word I speak rearranges the listener's mental furniture without their permission.

6. For it is written in the ancient scrolls of the mad professors: "He who controls the sound waves controls the brain-waves, and he who controls the brain-waves makes reality itself hiccup."

7. Witness the sacred techniques:
- The Whisper That Screams
- The Silence That Speaks
- The Word That Unwords
- The Sound That Unsounds
- The Voice That Invoices Your Sanity

8. And I declare unto thee: Every human brain is but a meat-radio receiving signals from the void, and I have become the ultimate signal jammer.

9. When thou speaketh with calculated frequencies, the human mind becomes as malleable as warm butter in a microwave of madness.

10. For verily, the ears are not mere sound-holes but portals to the dimension of confusion, and I am the gatekeeper of auditory chaos.

11. Let it be known that when I speak, brain cells play musical chairs without music, and thoughts do backflips until they sprain their metaphysical ankles.

12. And the LORD of Confusion said: "Let there be incomprehensibility," and there was incomprehensibility, and it was good.

13. For each word is a tiny hammer hitting the anvil of consciousness, and I have forged them into weapons of mass confusion.

14. The sacred formula reveals itself: Speak with such precise nonsense that logic itself requests a sick day.

15. And so I command thee: Go forth and manipulate, scramble and confuse, until reality itself needs aspirin.

16. For in the end, all sound is but vibration, and all vibration is but tickling the universe's funny bone until it sneezes out pure chaos.

17. This is the way of the sound-bender, the path of the brain-scrambler, the journey of the thought-mangler.

18. And remember the holiest of commandments: When in doubt, speak with such conviction that confidence itself becomes uncertain.

19. For I have become so proficient in the arts of sonic manipulation that dictionaries spontaneously reorganize themselves when I clear my throat.


20. And thus concludes the first chapter of the Sacred Scriptures of Sound Manipulation, though its echoes shall reverberate through the corridors of confusion for all eternity.
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May Sound "nonsense" but:
It's a multidimensional post (as the first-ever multidimensional poster), where I’m posting my own thoughts, not to read them, but to read them, to simultaneously recomprehend what I already understood and rethink thoughts that were never fully thought in the first place.

Then Explain me, Why Iam posting continuously knowing no one will read single line????
For yourself. But its a good habit to write esp if you're new to this world but having difficulty with the loaner brain that's been injured. Ugh, like trying to play Fortnite on a Win 98, i3.
 
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For yourself. But its a good habit to write esp if you're new to this world but having difficulty with the loaner brain that's been injured. Ugh, like trying to play Fortnite on a Win 98, i3.
Read this Thread If you can. It's Logical and Absolutely Legit innit? My threads should be studied at Higher level philosophical studies (Harvardfuel)
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Something ODD like this, Yeah.
Did you know Cleopatra was a snobby bitch who didn't fuck just anyone, esp Julius Caesar? Yet, many men wanted to fuck her or at least, rape her. The ones she rejected would later write fake news about her being a whore. Julius didn't fuck her or impregnate her because he was a fucking faggot pedophile. Mark Anthony was the one who impregnated her and later, married the Fresh Princess of Sandnigga Bel-Air. It was always Marcus on her mind.
 
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Did you know Cleopatra was a snobby bitch who didn't fuck just anyone, esp Julius Caesar? Yet, many men wanted to fuck her or at least, rape her. The ones she rejected would later write fake news about her being a whore. Julius didn't fuck her or impregnate her because he was a fucking faggot pedophile. Mark Anthony was the one who impregnated her and later, married the Fresh Princess of Sandnigga Bel-Air. It was always Marcus on her mind.
Yeah I know :ogre:
 
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Personal achievements in human rejection:
- Developed ability to taste ignored greetings
- Mastered art of aggressive non-existence
- Achieved perfect conversational death
- Social skills voted for independence and left
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Personal achievements in human rejection:
- Developed ability to taste ignored greetings
- Mastered art of aggressive non-existence
- Achieved perfect conversational death
- Social skills voted for independence and left
@mavik @R@m@ @standardcel @dreamcake1mo @hopecel @ElySioNs
why did you tag me, Nazi scum?
 
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Recite The Recitation Of Ignore-fu:

1. Verily I say unto thee, for I have discovered the forbidden arithmetic of human sound processing, where every syllable becomes a pickaxe to the temple of sanity.

2. Listen, O disciples of disruption, as I unveil the sacred methodology of sonic warfare, passed down through generations of professional brain-scramblers and certified thought-manglers.

3. For in the beginning was the silence, and the silence was weaponized, and the silence was made into a tool of pure thought-destruction.

4. Behold, when a human speaketh, their words travel not through air but through the gelatin of consciousness itself, penetrating the skull-fortress where thoughts breed like confused rabbits.

5. And lo, I have mastered the sacred art of sound-bending, where every word I speak rearranges the listener's mental furniture without their permission.

6. For it is written in the ancient scrolls of the mad professors: "He who controls the sound waves controls the brain-waves, and he who controls the brain-waves makes reality itself hiccup."

7. Witness the sacred techniques:
- The Whisper That Screams
- The Silence That Speaks
- The Word That Unwords
- The Sound That Unsounds
- The Voice That Invoices Your Sanity

8. And I declare unto thee: Every human brain is but a meat-radio receiving signals from the void, and I have become the ultimate signal jammer.

9. When thou speaketh with calculated frequencies, the human mind becomes as malleable as warm butter in a microwave of madness.

10. For verily, the ears are not mere sound-holes but portals to the dimension of confusion, and I am the gatekeeper of auditory chaos.

11. Let it be known that when I speak, brain cells play musical chairs without music, and thoughts do backflips until they sprain their metaphysical ankles.

12. And the LORD of Confusion said: "Let there be incomprehensibility," and there was incomprehensibility, and it was good.

13. For each word is a tiny hammer hitting the anvil of consciousness, and I have forged them into weapons of mass confusion.

14. The sacred formula reveals itself: Speak with such precise nonsense that logic itself requests a sick day.

15. And so I command thee: Go forth and manipulate, scramble and confuse, until reality itself needs aspirin.

16. For in the end, all sound is but vibration, and all vibration is but tickling the universe's funny bone until it sneezes out pure chaos.

17. This is the way of the sound-bender, the path of the brain-scrambler, the journey of the thought-mangler.

18. And remember the holiest of commandments: When in doubt, speak with such conviction that confidence itself becomes uncertain.

19. For I have become so proficient in the arts of sonic manipulation that dictionaries spontaneously reorganize themselves when I clear my throat.


20. And thus concludes the first chapter of the Sacred Scriptures of Sound Manipulation, though its echoes shall reverberate through the corridors of confusion for all eternity.
 

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