When we make a .org village, these will be the eligibility criteria

[optimisticzoomer]

Age 21+
2000+ posts
Registered for at least 1 year
Celibate
On semen retention. Must have been at least 3 months since ejaculating (excluding nocturnal emissions) before joining. Ejaculating will result in your removal from the community.
Willing to abstain from alcohol, smoking, drugs, and caffeinated beverages.
Willing to give up meat consumption.

@Debetro @Bitchwhipper2 @Kroker @New Poster

 

[Bitchwhipper2]

Age 21+

2000+ posts

Registered for at least 1 year

Celibate

On semen retention. Must have been at least 3 months since ejaculating (excluding nocturnal emissions) before joining. Ejaculating will result in your removal from the community.

Willing to abstain from alcohol, smoking, drugs,

and caffeinated beverages.

Meet me halfway

Willing to give up meat consumption.

@Debetro @Bitchwhipper2 @Kroker @New Poster

 

[optimisticzoomer]

You have 3 months to clean up your act before joining

Meet me halfway

Up to 3 cups of green tea may be permitted before noon

 

[Bitchwhipper2]

You have 3 months to clean up your act before joining

When will the village be ready to move in to

Up to 3 cups of green tea may be permitted before noon

Wb white monster

 

[optimisticzoomer]

When will the village be ready to move in to

Wb white monster

Working on the logistics
Possibly as early as next summer, depending on location

Energy drinks are prohibited

 

[unstable]

i thought this was going to be some racist shit

nigga are you vegan?

 

[optimisticzoomer]

i thought this was going to be some racist shit

nigga are you vegan?

Vegetarian

 

[unstable]

Vegetarian

will it be a resort type shit or permanent?

 

[Kroker]

I meet every single requirement apart from willing to give up on meat :/

I don’t smoke, drugs or drink alcohol/caffeinated/

Also you should include music, willing to limit music once a week. Be it classical music if so

 

[Nectar]

Post count are rookie numbers

 

[asdvek]

 

[Just Blast]

Celibate, Age 21+

 

[sub5outsider]

Beside the ejaculation part i rarely ejaculate cuz i dont have and eating meat i pass every other criteria

 

[Bitchwhipper2]

Working on the logistics
Possibly as early as next summer, depending on location

Energy drinks are prohibited

Ait, so I still got a few more months

 

[maximuslaid]

Age 21+

Lower the age of consent pls

 

[optimisticzoomer]

I meet every single requirement apart from willing to give up on meat :/

I don’t smoke, drugs or drink alcohol/caffeinated/

Also you should include music, willing to limit music once a week. Be it classical music if so

Avoiding meat is necessary for monkmaxxing
I don’t buy into the anti music idea. Music is art. Hardstyle will be played in the streets

 

[optimisticzoomer]

will it be a resort type shit or permanent?

Permanent
An off grid community

 

[Сигма Бой]

Brootal agepill.

 

[Сигма Бой]

Lower the age of consent pls

On tha forela mane

 

[optimisticzoomer]

Post count are rookie numbers

True

 

[BrutalMogger]

how do you portray the evidence of 3 months of no ejaculating how would that work to prevent larping

 

[Сигма Бой]

Lemme clicc up wit cher projectz cuzz.
@optimisticzoomer

 

[Dhoriscol]

how do you portray the evidence of 3 months of no ejaculating how would that work to prevent larping

they jerk you off in front of the village and measure based on the amount of semen you expel

 

[Сигма Бой]

how do you portray the evidence of 3 months of no ejaculating how would that work to prevent larping

Presume tha innocence

 

[Сигма Бой]

they jerk you off in front of the village and measure based on the amount of semen you expel

NEVER GOON!

 

[Bitchwhipper2]

Avoiding meat is necessary for monkmaxxing
I don’t buy into the anti music idea. Music is art. Hardstyle will be played in the streets

Only buddhist hums and mongolian throat singing

 

[optimisticzoomer]

how do you portray the evidence of 3 months of no ejaculating how would that work to prevent larping

They could larp, but then they probably won’t be ready
As for how to enforce it in the community, it will be run like a monastery. No way of knowing for sure, but gotta have trust

There will be no internet access outside of a community library with computers, so no nefarious internet usage at least

 

[88PSLinAgartha]

and what would be the benefits? being surrounded by ethnic ltns?

 

[Bitchwhipper2]

Only buddhist hums and mongolian throat singing

I could never live without acdc, EDM and corny love songs

 

[optimisticzoomer]

and what would be the benefits? being surrounded by ethnic ltns?

A community of likeminded individuals, where peace, calm and serenity are the goal
Like a monastery

 

[Сигма Бой]

Nevermind, Ah DNR tha enforced veganism act. Aze finner tap out yo 5 minet city projectz.

 

[Kroker]

Avoiding meat is necessary for monkmaxxing
I don’t buy into the anti music idea. Music is art. Hardstyle will be played in the streets

Is fish considered meat?

Alright on music part, I thought it was a good idea for further delving into hermitmaxxing

 

[Orka]

Age 21+
2000+ posts
Registered for at least 1 year
Celibate
On semen retention. Must have been at least 3 months since ejaculating (excluding nocturnal emissions) before joining. Ejaculating will result in your removal from the community.
Willing to abstain from alcohol, smoking, drugs, and caffeinated beverages.
Willing to give up meat consumption.

@Debetro @Bitchwhipper2 @Kroker @New Poster

Does this mean you could forcefully kick out another member by jerking them off at night?

 

[imontheloose]

no age limit?

 

[Pento]

Age 21+
2000+ posts
Registered for at least 1 year
Celibate
On semen retention. Must have been at least 3 months since ejaculating (excluding nocturnal emissions) before joining. Ejaculating will result in your removal from the community.
Willing to abstain from alcohol, smoking, drugs, and caffeinated beverages.
Willing to give up meat consumption.

@Debetro @Bitchwhipper2 @Kroker @New Poster

How would you guys know who abstained though?

 

[optimisticzoomer]

If fish considered meat?

Alright on music part, I thought it was a good idea for further delving into hermitmaxxing

Yes
It’s a step above other meat though

Yeah, some monkmaxxers say to avoid music but I disagree. The focus should not be on lyrics, however

 

[optimisticzoomer]

Does this mean you could forcefully kick out another member by jerking them off at night?

No
Has to be intentional

 

[optimisticzoomer]

no age limit?

No upper age limit

 

[Orka]

No
Has to be intentional

So in theory, a jerk circle would maintain the "hasn't ejaculated" status?

 

[optimisticzoomer]

So in theory, a jerk circle would maintain the "hasn't ejaculated" status?

No physical or mental stimulation

 

[Orka]

No physical or mental stimulation

what would the village look like? location, aesthetic, material for the houses, etc.

 

[imontheloose]

No upper age limit

 

[optimisticzoomer]

what would the village look like? location, aesthetic, material for the houses, etc.

Probably wood or metal

Location would be somewhere people could get visas. Either somewhere like Belize (work visas would be a different issue, but we wouldn’t need much income in the community), or somewhere in eu for EUcels etc

Somewhere either coastal or with a river

 

[Linus1888]

Willing to abstain from alcohol, smoking, drugs, and caffeinated beverages.

Willing to give up meat consumption.

 

[optimisticzoomer]

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Literally Jewish traps but ok

 

[Linus1888]

Literally Jewish traps but ok

meat?

 

[Feuerwehr]

Age 21+
2000+ posts
Registered for at least 1 year
Celibate
On semen retention. Must have been at least 3 months since ejaculating (excluding nocturnal emissions) before joining. Ejaculating will result in your removal from the community.
Willing to abstain from alcohol, smoking, drugs, and caffeinated beverages.
Willing to give up meat consumption.

@Debetro @Bitchwhipper2 @Kroker @New Poster

Yeah im Not joinning

 

[optimisticzoomer]

meat?

As much as the average citizen consumes now, yes. The most money to be made is in the meat industry
The most “natural” human diet is similar to chimps. Meat makes up less than 5%
For monks, abstaining from meat is critical

 

[larpcel]

Only meat consumption? All animal products