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So my rating is like hhtn-low Cl but still wtv

So tdy I thought was gonna be the day I was gonna lose my virginity. I fasted, I walked to the store to get the condoms u feel me, I showered, threw own a half decent fit and got in my moms car and drove to this low mtb white girl. Now I don’t really like this girl at all she just wasn’t my type at all and I was just planning on fucking her and dipping but shit went south.

So I picked her up and we went to a parking lot. Now keep in mind I’ve never made out (only a lil bit with 2 girls and they made the first move), I’ve never had sex, I’ve never hugged a girl before, I’ve never even seen pussy irl and I’ve never done any freaky shit in general so off to a bad start. So we sat there and eventually she made the first move and we started making out and I had no clue how so she kept saying “what are you doing” and my heart was racing the whole time and I was sweating and she knew I was nervous but she kept making out Wich I honestly hated bc her lips were thin and I just didn’t like her. But fast forward I tried to remember from a movie how to get to her pants. So I started making my way down and I was doing it so badly she said “do even know what your doing”.

So I just stared at her and she said that we should just save it for another time and I’m really against raping so I forgot about it and we kept making out then she asked me to give her hickies on her tits Wich where non existent (my chest is acc bigger then hers lol) but I had no clue how to do that either so after 5 min of sucking I got no where. So she had to tell me how to do it and I still got no where. Then she told me to finger her and I had no clue how to do that either. But I still tried and yet again she said “what are u doing”. So I just stopped trying to do anything and just went back to making out with her Wich I hated. We ended up making out aggressively for an hour while she was thrusting her pussy on to my dih but we had our pants on. I honestly hated the make out sesh there was a point where I wasn’t even kissing her back she was just sucking my lips and licking my mouth. Then she just laid on me while I was shirtless and she kept complimenting me. Then I finally admited I had absolute no idea what I was doing and I’ve never done anything ever.

But thankfully I was the most gl dude she’s ever done shit with so. She just laughed and started teaching my how to do stuff Wich I honestly wasn’t even paying attention bc I was faded. But then after a while I just did not wanna make out anymore I wasn’t even hard combined with the fact that I have slight ED from rad and bc I just didn’t like her that much.

Finally she had to go and I dropped her off and the whole way back I was having the biggest clarity off my life. I knew I could’ve done way better but she was the only girl that was freaky that I knew.

Rn I’m just tryna forget. Moral of the story don’t chase chopped girls bc u desperate for pussy and watch more porn JFL.

BTW ON MOMS THIS HAPPENED
 
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So my rating is like hhtn-low Cl but still wtv

So tdy I thought was gonna be the day I was gonna lose my virginity. I fasted, I walked to the store to get the condoms u feel me, I showered, threw own a half decent fit and got in my moms car and drove to this low mtb white girl. Now I don’t really like this girl at all she just wasn’t my type at all and I was just planning on fucking her and dipping but shit went south.

So I picked her up and we went to a parking lot. Now keep in mind I’ve never made out (only a lil bit with 2 girls and they made the first move), I’ve never had sex, I’ve never hugged a girl before, I’ve never even seen pussy irl and I’ve never done any freaky shit in general so off to a bad start. So we sat there and eventually she made the first move and we started making out and I had no clue how so she kept saying “what are you doing” and my heart was racing the whole time and I was sweating and she knew I was nervous but she kept making out Wich I honestly hated bc her lips were thin and I just didn’t like her. But fast forward I tried to remember from a movie how to get to her pants. So I started making my way down and I was doing it so badly she said “do even know what your doing”.

So I just stared at her and she said that we should just save it for another time and I’m really against raping so I forgot about it and we kept making out then she asked me to give her hickies on her tits Wich where non existent (my chest is acc bigger then hers lol) but I had no clue how to do that either so after 5 min of sucking I got no where. So she had to tell me how to do it and I still got no where. Then she told me to finger her and I had no clue how to do that either. But I still tried and yet again she said “what are u doing”. So I just stopped trying to do anything and just went back to making out with her Wich I hated. We ended up making out aggressively for an hour while she was thrusting her pussy on to my dih but we had our pants on. I honestly hated the make out sesh there was a point where I wasn’t even kissing her back she was just sucking my lips and licking my mouth. Then she just laid on me while I was shirtless and she kept complimenting me. Then I finally admited I had absolute no idea what I was doing and I’ve never done anything ever.

But thankfully I was the most gl dude she’s ever done shit with so. She just laughed and started teaching my how to do stuff Wich I honestly wasn’t even paying attention bc I was faded. But then after a while I just did not wanna make out anymore I wasn’t even hard combined with the fact that I have slight ED from rad and bc I just didn’t like her that much.

Finally she had to go and I dropped her off and the whole way back I was having the biggest clarity off my life. I knew I could’ve done way better but she was the only girl that was freaky that I knew.

Rn I’m just tryna forget. Moral of the story don’t chase chopped girls bc u desperate for pussy and watch more porn JFL.
 
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So my rating is like hhtn-low Cl but still wtv

So tdy I thought was gonna be the day I was gonna lose my virginity. I fasted, I walked to the store to get the condoms u feel me, I showered, threw own a half decent fit and got in my moms car and drove to this low mtb white girl. Now I don’t really like this girl at all she just wasn’t my type at all and I was just planning on fucking her and dipping but shit went south.

So I picked her up and we went to a parking lot. Now keep in mind I’ve never made out (only a lil bit with 2 girls and they made the first move), I’ve never had sex, I’ve never hugged a girl before, I’ve never even seen pussy irl and I’ve never done any freaky shit in general so off to a bad start. So we sat there and eventually she made the first move and we started making out and I had no clue how so she kept saying “what are you doing” and my heart was racing the whole time and I was sweating and she knew I was nervous but she kept making out Wich I honestly hated bc her lips were thin and I just didn’t like her. But fast forward I tried to remember from a movie how to get to her pants. So I started making my way down and I was doing it so badly she said “do even know what your doing”.

So I just stared at her and she said that we should just save it for another time and I’m really against raping so I forgot about it and we kept making out then she asked me to give her hickies on her tits Wich where non existent (my chest is acc bigger then hers lol) but I had no clue how to do that either so after 5 min of sucking I got no where. So she had to tell me how to do it and I still got no where. Then she told me to finger her and I had no clue how to do that either. But I still tried and yet again she said “what are u doing”. So I just stopped trying to do anything and just went back to making out with her Wich I hated. We ended up making out aggressively for an hour while she was thrusting her pussy on to my dih but we had our pants on. I honestly hated the make out sesh there was a point where I wasn’t even kissing her back she was just sucking my lips and licking my mouth. Then she just laid on me while I was shirtless and she kept complimenting me. Then I finally admited I had absolute no idea what I was doing and I’ve never done anything ever.

But thankfully I was the most gl dude she’s ever done shit with so. She just laughed and started teaching my how to do stuff Wich I honestly wasn’t even paying attention bc I was faded. But then after a while I just did not wanna make out anymore I wasn’t even hard combined with the fact that I have slight ED from rad and bc I just didn’t like her that much.

Finally she had to go and I dropped her off and the whole way back I was having the biggest clarity off my life. I knew I could’ve done way better but she was the only girl that was freaky that I knew.

Rn I’m just tryna forget. Moral of the story don’t chase chopped girls bc u desperate for pussy and watch more porn JFL.
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im autistic, maybe not CL but comfortable htn, but for some reason knew how to do "freaky stuff" perfectly from the start.

everytime i tried something new it went ideally. i guess there's 2 different types of autism, or maybe i was born a sex god :lul::lul::lul::lul::lul:
 
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im autistic, maybe not CL but comfortable htn, but for some reason knew how to do "freaky stuff" perfectly from the start.

everytime i tried something new it went ideally. i guess there's 2 different types of autism, or maybe i was born a sex god :lul::lul::lul::lul::lul:
Prop just born a sex god. I’m a horny fuck but when it comes to not just beating my meat to insta models I don’t know how to do shit😭
 
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Prop just born a sex god. I’m a horny fuck but when it comes to not just beating my meat to insta models I don’t know how to do shit😭
idk it feels very clear to me, i never knew why it came hard to others.

to be fair, i was a porn addict for most of my childhood years, only stopping and getting better around a year ago.
 
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idk it feels very clear to me, i never knew why it came hard to others.

to be fair, i was a porn addict for most of my childhood years, only stopping and getting better around a year ago.
Fuck bro I guess I better go to porn hub and study nigga😂
 
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TLDR;
He prepped to finally lose his virginity with a girl he wasn’t even into, but the whole thing was a disaster, mf couldn’t kiss, couldn’t do hickeys, couldn’t finger her, she kept asking what he was doing, and he wasn’t even hard because he didn’t like her. They just ended up making out for an hour while she tried to “teach” him, and he left with realization that forcing it with someone you don’t actually want is pointless.
 
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TLDR;
He prepped to finally lose his virginity with a girl he wasn’t even into, but the whole thing was a disaster, mf couldn’t kiss, couldn’t do hickeys, couldn’t finger her, she kept asking what he was doing, and he wasn’t even hard because he didn’t like her. They just ended up making out for an hour while she tried to “teach” him, and he left with realization that forcing it with someone you don’t actually want is pointless.
Yeah this pretty much sums it up JFL. Shit was so ass bro😭 im never doing that again unless its with a girl I acc like and study on porn hub
 
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u just killed ur mom bro
 
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Dnr u dont have a big dick thats the problem
 
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So my rating is like hhtn-low Cl but still wtv

So tdy I thought was gonna be the day I was gonna lose my virginity. I fasted, I walked to the store to get the condoms u feel me, I showered, threw own a half decent fit and got in my moms car and drove to this low mtb white girl. Now I don’t really like this girl at all she just wasn’t my type at all and I was just planning on fucking her and dipping but shit went south.

So I picked her up and we went to a parking lot. Now keep in mind I’ve never made out (only a lil bit with 2 girls and they made the first move), I’ve never had sex, I’ve never hugged a girl before, I’ve never even seen pussy irl and I’ve never done any freaky shit in general so off to a bad start. So we sat there and eventually she made the first move and we started making out and I had no clue how so she kept saying “what are you doing” and my heart was racing the whole time and I was sweating and she knew I was nervous but she kept making out Wich I honestly hated bc her lips were thin and I just didn’t like her. But fast forward I tried to remember from a movie how to get to her pants. So I started making my way down and I was doing it so badly she said “do even know what your doing”.

So I just stared at her and she said that we should just save it for another time and I’m really against raping so I forgot about it and we kept making out then she asked me to give her hickies on her tits Wich where non existent (my chest is acc bigger then hers lol) but I had no clue how to do that either so after 5 min of sucking I got no where. So she had to tell me how to do it and I still got no where. Then she told me to finger her and I had no clue how to do that either. But I still tried and yet again she said “what are u doing”. So I just stopped trying to do anything and just went back to making out with her Wich I hated. We ended up making out aggressively for an hour while she was thrusting her pussy on to my dih but we had our pants on. I honestly hated the make out sesh there was a point where I wasn’t even kissing her back she was just sucking my lips and licking my mouth. Then she just laid on me while I was shirtless and she kept complimenting me. Then I finally admited I had absolute no idea what I was doing and I’ve never done anything ever.

But thankfully I was the most gl dude she’s ever done shit with so. She just laughed and started teaching my how to do stuff Wich I honestly wasn’t even paying attention bc I was faded. But then after a while I just did not wanna make out anymore I wasn’t even hard combined with the fact that I have slight ED from rad and bc I just didn’t like her that much.

Finally she had to go and I dropped her off and the whole way back I was having the biggest clarity off my life. I knew I could’ve done way better but she was the only girl that was freaky that I knew.

Rn I’m just tryna forget. Moral of the story don’t chase chopped girls bc u desperate for pussy and watch more porn JFL.

BTW ON MOMS THIS HAPPENED
show candid photo of u. Ur not hhtn or low cl :lul::lul:

fucking cope man
 
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So my rating is like hhtn-low Cl but still wtv

So tdy I thought was gonna be the day I was gonna lose my virginity. I fasted, I walked to the store to get the condoms u feel me, I showered, threw own a half decent fit and got in my moms car and drove to this low mtb white girl. Now I don’t really like this girl at all she just wasn’t my type at all and I was just planning on fucking her and dipping but shit went south.

So I picked her up and we went to a parking lot. Now keep in mind I’ve never made out (only a lil bit with 2 girls and they made the first move), I’ve never had sex, I’ve never hugged a girl before, I’ve never even seen pussy irl and I’ve never done any freaky shit in general so off to a bad start. So we sat there and eventually she made the first move and we started making out and I had no clue how so she kept saying “what are you doing” and my heart was racing the whole time and I was sweating and she knew I was nervous but she kept making out Wich I honestly hated bc her lips were thin and I just didn’t like her. But fast forward I tried to remember from a movie how to get to her pants. So I started making my way down and I was doing it so badly she said “do even know what your doing”.

So I just stared at her and she said that we should just save it for another time and I’m really against raping so I forgot about it and we kept making out then she asked me to give her hickies on her tits Wich where non existent (my chest is acc bigger then hers lol) but I had no clue how to do that either so after 5 min of sucking I got no where. So she had to tell me how to do it and I still got no where. Then she told me to finger her and I had no clue how to do that either. But I still tried and yet again she said “what are u doing”. So I just stopped trying to do anything and just went back to making out with her Wich I hated. We ended up making out aggressively for an hour while she was thrusting her pussy on to my dih but we had our pants on. I honestly hated the make out sesh there was a point where I wasn’t even kissing her back she was just sucking my lips and licking my mouth. Then she just laid on me while I was shirtless and she kept complimenting me. Then I finally admited I had absolute no idea what I was doing and I’ve never done anything ever.

But thankfully I was the most gl dude she’s ever done shit with so. She just laughed and started teaching my how to do stuff Wich I honestly wasn’t even paying attention bc I was faded. But then after a while I just did not wanna make out anymore I wasn’t even hard combined with the fact that I have slight ED from rad and bc I just didn’t like her that much.

Finally she had to go and I dropped her off and the whole way back I was having the biggest clarity off my life. I knew I could’ve done way better but she was the only girl that was freaky that I knew.

Rn I’m just tryna forget. Moral of the story don’t chase chopped girls bc u desperate for pussy and watch more porn JFL.

BTW ON MOMS THIS HAPPENED
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frauding dick off, cheek sucking, jutting, even with that ur htn.

Ur not autistic ur just chopped irl.
 
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yeah no where near cl with that midface
someone needs to take a candid photo of him when hes at a restaurant or some shit he will wanna kill himself :lul::lul: whole forum would. I go down almost a whole psl. But my experience reflects it, i used to be subhuman and now am treated as a human. Im okay with that
 
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someone needs to take a candid photo of him when hes at a restaurant or some shit he will wanna kill himself :lul::lul: whole forum would. I go down almost a whole psl. But my experience reflects it, i used to be subhuman and now am treated as a human. Im okay with that
I look the same as I do irl in pics and the chadlite shit was rage bait I’m obv not chadlite but I’m not mtn
 
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frauding dick off, cheek sucking, jutting, even with that ur htn.

Ur not autistic ur just chopped irl.
Also u didn’t read the full story that’s a Chad experience right there so saying im chopped irl doesn’t make sense JFL
 
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So my rating is like hhtn-low Cl but still wtv

So tdy I thought was gonna be the day I was gonna lose my virginity. I fasted, I walked to the store to get the condoms u feel me, I showered, threw own a half decent fit and got in my moms car and drove to this low mtb white girl. Now I don’t really like this girl at all she just wasn’t my type at all and I was just planning on fucking her and dipping but shit went south.

So I picked her up and we went to a parking lot. Now keep in mind I’ve never made out (only a lil bit with 2 girls and they made the first move), I’ve never had sex, I’ve never hugged a girl before, I’ve never even seen pussy irl and I’ve never done any freaky shit in general so off to a bad start. So we sat there and eventually she made the first move and we started making out and I had no clue how so she kept saying “what are you doing” and my heart was racing the whole time and I was sweating and she knew I was nervous but she kept making out Wich I honestly hated bc her lips were thin and I just didn’t like her. But fast forward I tried to remember from a movie how to get to her pants. So I started making my way down and I was doing it so badly she said “do even know what your doing”.

So I just stared at her and she said that we should just save it for another time and I’m really against raping so I forgot about it and we kept making out then she asked me to give her hickies on her tits Wich where non existent (my chest is acc bigger then hers lol) but I had no clue how to do that either so after 5 min of sucking I got no where. So she had to tell me how to do it and I still got no where. Then she told me to finger her and I had no clue how to do that either. But I still tried and yet again she said “what are u doing”. So I just stopped trying to do anything and just went back to making out with her Wich I hated. We ended up making out aggressively for an hour while she was thrusting her pussy on to my dih but we had our pants on. I honestly hated the make out sesh there was a point where I wasn’t even kissing her back she was just sucking my lips and licking my mouth. Then she just laid on me while I was shirtless and she kept complimenting me. Then I finally admited I had absolute no idea what I was doing and I’ve never done anything ever.

But thankfully I was the most gl dude she’s ever done shit with so. She just laughed and started teaching my how to do stuff Wich I honestly wasn’t even paying attention bc I was faded. But then after a while I just did not wanna make out anymore I wasn’t even hard combined with the fact that I have slight ED from rad and bc I just didn’t like her that much.

Finally she had to go and I dropped her off and the whole way back I was having the biggest clarity off my life. I knew I could’ve done way better but she was the only girl that was freaky that I knew.

Rn I’m just tryna forget. Moral of the story don’t chase chopped girls bc u desperate for pussy and watch more porn JFL.

BTW ON MOMS THIS HAPPENED
werent you 5’7 bro
 
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OP is clear cut HTN, I don't see any jutting or cheek sucking. The main frauding he does is with contacts.
That’s what I’m saying he just found the one pic were im angel frauding but all my front I never cheek bite and I wear contacts 24/7 so it’s perma fraud
 

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You just lack experience nothing you did points to autism
 
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That’s what I’m saying he just found the one pic were im angel frauding but all my front I never cheek bite and I wear contacts 24/7 so it’s perma fraud
I will say though the first picture makes it extremely obvious that you're using contacts, be careful with that
 
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You just lack experience nothing you did points to autism
Idk bro 17 and still don’t even know how to make out with a girl properly is pure autism JFL
 
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I will say though the first picture makes it extremely obvious that you're using contacts, be careful with that
Wdym?
 
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Just start a fwb with her. Meet her again, she doesn’t seem to mind that you’re unexperienced
 
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It just looks like you're wearing contacts. Doesn't look natural
Brutal most ppl who don’t know me before fall for it
 
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Just start a fwb with her. Meet her again, she doesn’t seem to mind that you’re unexperienced
Nah I might just cut it even if we do meet again the sex finna be terrible since the sarms im taking makes it impossible to get hard unless its a stacy
 
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Nah I might just cut it even if we do meet again the sex finna be terrible since the sarms im taking makes it impossible to get hard unless its a stacy
Holy fuck, hop on test. This is the opposite of whats supposed to happen on a cycle. This is a sign that your health is really bad, as fertility = health.
 
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Holy fuck, hop on test. This is the opposite of whats supposed to happen on a cycle. This is a sign that your health is really bad, as fertility = health.
Nah it’s bc sarms supress your test and when your test is suppressed it makes it harder to get horny
 
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Nah it’s bc sarms supress your test and when your test is suppressed it makes it harder to get horny
Yeah, and you don’t want suppressed test. You’re literally cuckolding yourself bhai, you have a girl to fuck.
 
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That’s what I’m saying he just found the one pic were im angel frauding but all my front I never cheek bite and I wear contacts 24/7 so it’s perma fraud
nigga will do anything but get a candid photo taken though?
 
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