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It's true, my cousin doesn't have a job, no haircut, plays valerant everyday, but he always has new girl for the week, bro doesn't even leave the house
 
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It's true, my cousin doesn't have a job, no haircut, plays valerant everyday, but he always has new girl for the week, bro doesn't even leave the house
just be tall
 
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I’m tall and have a fairly large volume sized penis and am still KHV.
 
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You watch too much porn
 
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It's true, my cousin doesn't have a job, no haircut, plays valerant everyday, but he always has new girl for the week, bro doesn't even leave the house
my cousin from vienna have 3 gfs rn and he is lmtn with eboy haircut and like 170cm tall, plays valorant whole day too.
HOW?
 
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why does that mean he has a big dick
 
my cousin from vienna have 3 gfs rn and he is lmtn with eboy haircut and like 170cm tall, plays valorant whole day too.
HOW?
do they know hes dating 3 at the same time? how tf u even manage that because that means theyre going to his place (as thats where he is playing Val the whole day)
 
why does that mean he has a big dick
my friends have said they can sense when a guy has a big dick, some inate ability.
I ended up testing the theory wth them and other girls and it's 100%, both online and in person.
 
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my friends have said they can sense when a guy has a big dick, some inate ability.
I ended up testing the theory wth them and other girls and it's 100%, both online and in person.
bruh what
 
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do they know hes dating 3 at the same time? how tf u even manage that because that means theyre going to his place (as thats where he is playing Val the whole day)
They don't, he has 2 phones with 2-3 snapchat accs, he is using his older sisters crib to fuck em and send em home and he schedule everything
 
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my friends have said they can sense when a guy has a big dick, some inate ability.
I ended up testing the theory wth them and other girls and it's 100%
Holy just shut up you porn addict
they can sense it bro
I ended up testing it


You can't make this up LOL
 
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if you're a 6'2 mtn you're probably insanely nd and high innhib there's no other reason why you'd be khv
Yes, I have Aspergers.
 
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Holy just shut up you porn addict
they can sense it bro
I ended up testing it


You can't make this up LOL
nigga was theorizing about other guy's dick sizes with girls . you can't be more "gay bestie" than that
 
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Slaying sheboons ain't a flex doe
 
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Holy just shut up you porn addict
they can sense it bro
I ended up testing it


You can't make this up LOL

Sure my test might be inconclusive cause of the sample size, but i've senn my cousin's messages, within the first 3/4 messages, they can tell he's got big one. Idk why u think i'm making this shit up
 
have you ever tried smoking weed before social gatherings ? works perfectly for me
Are there any alternatives which dont require me to take something like weed
 
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They don't, he has 2 phones with 2-3 snapchat accs, he is using his older sisters crib to fuck em and send em home and he schedule everything
Sounds like too much work for non virgins
 
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nigga was theorizing about other guy's dick sizes with girls . you can't be more "gay bestie" than that
don't make this gay, they could tell my dick size to a T, and i let some of em measure it, since they thought i bsing
 
You don't need accessories to get laid when you're young and attractive.
 
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have you ever tried smoking weed before social gatherings ? works perfectly for me
Nah, I’ve always avoided drugs and alcohol since it will make my life quality much worse and I don’t want to hear my parents screaming down my ears.
 
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Nah, I’ve always avoided drugs and alcohol since it will make my life quality much worse and I don’t want to hear my parents screaming down my ears.
You don’t do alcohol or drugs = default incel
 
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I want to take cocaine and drink to cope but at the same time I’m not trying to age myself drastically.
I feel you brother
I’m trying to neurotransmitter max see if that helps
 
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