Whenever I shower with my girl I don’t let her look down

[Vermilioncore]

I can’t let her see my small dick. She’s only ever seen it when it’s hard. It’s like hulk hogan being a sad fat old fart eating Doritos on the rocking chair when he’s not wrestling — he won’t let anyone see that side of him. But when he’s in the ring he’s all oiled up and looking dapper

 

[Art of Pattinson]

 

[qFlodz]

If you're showering with your girl and your dick isn't.. then.. nevermind..