Where did my cum gone?

[childishkillah]

Yesterday I watched amazing porn and I came hard on my face and chest. I was exhausted to clean myself. I grabbed my headphones, listened to a cute girl's ASMR, and fell asleep. When I woke up, the semen was gone. Where did go?

 

[Deleted member 114545]

It absorbed into your skin semen retention type shit

 

[childishkillah]

It absorbed into your skin semen retention type shit

High t honetsly.

 

[truecelitover]

Nigga you probably were rolling around and it was wiping all over your bed.

 

[AlhamDoolilah]

Jewish ritual

 

[childishkillah]

Nigga you probably were rolling around and it was wiping all over your bed.

I have only see cum on my pillow.

Jewish ritual

Fr?

 

[truecelitover]

I have only see cum on my pillow.

Fr?

Maybe a beautiful succubus licked it off of you when you were asleep chad

 

[voluptuousness]

 

[sub5outsider]

the cum fairy come and collect it

 

[childishkillah]

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I've always wonder what that nigga read on that paper.

the cum fairy come and collect it

Why a cum fairy want cum from an incel?

 

[sub5outsider]

Why a cum fairy want cum from an incel?

thats her job like fr and shit feel me

 

[childishkillah]

It absorbed into your skin semen retention type shit

No fucking way u are death. Rest in peace bro, u didn't deserve this.

 

[Deleted member 114545]

No fucking way u are death. Rest in peace bro, u didn't deserve this.

Bro

 

[superpsycho]

a rat went and consumed it

 

[childishkillah]

Bro

HOLY SHIT @Lucent Kill yourself fucking nigger.

 

[childishkillah]

a rat went and consumed it

I prefer the succubus theory

Maybe a beautiful succubus licked it off of you when you were asleep chad