where do i find a rebound??

[GloGang300]

parties are my only option, but i’m not able to and don’t want to pull the type bitches who go to them (party girls). they aren’t even valid out here, it be obese slampigs and busted white hoes with inflated egos. where are the quirky alternative hoes at? do i have to go to college? it is beyond over. im broke, got bad grades, and need to be booted off drugs n alcohol in a party setting to be able to talk to hoes

 

[Deleted member 24186]

the only rebound you would get is on a basketball game

 

[GloGang300]

the only rebound you would get is on a basketball game

i am using rebound in a very hyperbolic sense because i am trying to get over an alternative shawty that i literally just talked to a little bit over the span of a month. coincidentally i met her at party but that was a very rare and unrepeatable event