Which of the following women would you most want to go on a date with?

[chrishell]

Which of the following women would you most want to go on a date with?

(1) Beluga "Sallystuff" Peewee, a Missourian who met a Quebecois man at a Dolly Stampede event in Branson, MO and married him, following him back to Quebec; this wandering wench of the Midwest got spontaneously deeply interested in Quebecois separatism and rose the ranks of the Parti quebecois, oddly enough, not speaking any French at all. She advocates for an independent Quebec, but one that is fully anglophone. She has since got divorced.

(2) Marybeth "Soybeast Bull" McCunt, a Wisconsin politician known by locals as the "Warpig of Milwaukee" who "sniffs out corruption better than a pig sniffs out truffles."

(3) Cibèle Rebillard AKA "The Bulless of Botswana," a butch lesbian-leaning but still claiming bisexual crossfit champion from Gatineau and manager of a deeply illegal mining operation throughout sub-saharan Africa

@Xangsane

 

[Xangsane]

voted

 

[chrishell]

@NoLongerHuman
@CopiumX

 

[chrishell]

@ey88 Why Marybeth?

 

[yeeyeeslayer]

great another Xangsane that's just what this forum needs

 

[chrishell]

great another Xangsane that's just what this forum needs

Place your vote.

 

[Deleted member 109485]

Which of the following women would you most want to go on a date with?

(1) Beluga "Sallystuff" Peewee, a Missourian who met a Quebecois man at a Dolly Stampede event in Branson, MO and married him, following him back to Quebec; this wandering wench of the Midwest got spontaneously deeply interested in Quebecois separatism and rose the ranks of the Parti quebecois, oddly enough, not speaking any French at all. She advocates for an independent Quebec, but one that is fully anglophone. She has since got divorced.

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(2) Marybeth "Soybeast Bull" McCunt, a Wisconsin politician known by locals as the "Warpig of Milwaukee" who "sniffs out corruption better than a pig sniffs out truffles."

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(3) Cibèle Rebillard AKA "The Bulless of Botswana," a butch lesbian-leaning but still claiming bisexual crossfit champion from Gatineau and manager of a deeply illegal mining operation throughout sub-saharan Africa

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@Xangsane

would rather die

 

[chrishell]

would rather die

Place your vote.

 

[Deleted member 109485]

Place your vote.

there’s no die option so i’ll choose the option closest to dying which is the bulless of botswana

 

[chrishell]

@ebando Why Cibèle?

 

[chrishell]

@longjohnmong

 

[NoLongerHuman]

nigga what are these choices id rather kill myself than let my willy touch any of these things

 

[chrishell]

nigga what are these choices id rather kill myself than let my willy touch any of these things

Place your vote.

 

[chrishell]

@Reiraku
@pirichichuchuchu
@Dominicoon
@Lonenely sigma
@You

 

[Dominicoon]

Xangsane alt

 

[chrishell]

Xangsane alt

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Why did you vote Cibèle

 

[Jason Voorhees]

@Xangsane someone is trying to dethrone you

 

[chrishell]

@Xangsane someone is trying to dethrone you

Elaborate on why you voted Beluga

 

[Xangsane]

Why did you vote Cibèle

Why did you vote Cibèle

Would

 

[chrishell]

Would

Water

 

[chrishell]

@ioimaxxer why cibèle

 

[Deleted member 109485]

@ioimaxxer why cibèle

i forgot tbh

 

[Black_Pill_Enjoyer1]

Not a molecule

 

[chrishell]

Not a molecule

Place your vote.

 

[mrdouchebag]

What the fuck is this, nigga?
I simply refuse to even vote.
I identify as non-votary.

So I'll add option 4 and go with that:

Freya Annabella Thorsdottir: Aryan nubile virginal blue eyed blonde Stacy. Very loyal, high IQ, wants 5+ kids. Her dream is to be a mom and to take care of her husband and kids. She allows her husband to sleep around whenever he wants. She is also up for threesomes and brings her female friends to the bedroom.

 

[OldRooster]

Marybeth, aka Susan Collins. Only because by dating her I might get photographed and gain some status. And/or I could name drop her in the future. Downside is I know that is an old picture, and she looks like this now...

 

[chrishell]

What the fuck is this, nigga?
I simply refuse to even vote.
I identify as non-votary.

So I'll add option 4 and go with that:

Freya Annabella Thorsdottir: Aryan nubile virginal blue eyed blonde Stacy. Very loyal, high IQ, wants 5+ kids. Her dream is to be a mom and to take care of her husband and kids. She allows her husband to sleep around whenever he wants. She is also up for threesomes and brings her female friends to the bedroom.

Place your vote immediately. Freya's not an option.

Marybeth, aka Susan Collins. Only because by dating her I might get photographed and gain some status. And/or I could name drop her in the future. Downside is I know that is an old picture, and she looks like this now...

Good choice.

 

[chrishell]

@Masnavi Why Marybeth?

 

[chrishell]

@n9wiff Xangsane said she would hit Cibèle