Which wedding soundtrack would you rather have at your wedding?

Which wedding soundtrack would you rather have at your wedding?

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Track Table​

GroupTrack TitleArtist/RemixType
1Dancing QueenABBAClassic Wedding
1Sweet CarolineNeil DiamondClassic Wedding
1Shut Up and DanceWalk the MoonModern Dance
1Can’t Stop the FeelingJustin TimberlakeModern Pop
1CelebrationKool & The GangClassic Wedding
1Uptown FunkMark Ronson ft. Bruno MarsModern Pop
1I Wanna Dance With SomebodyWhitney Houston80s Pop Dance
1Don’t Stop Believin’JourneyClassic Sing-Along
1Cha Cha SlideDJ CasperGroup Dance
1Cupid ShuffleCupidGroup Dance
1What is LoveHaddaway90s Eurodance
1Rhythm of the NightCorona90s Eurodance
1Blue (Da Ba Dee)Eiffel 6590s Eurodance
1Mr. VainCulture Beat90s Eurodance
1FinallyCeCe Peniston90s Eurodance
1Show Me LoveRobin S.90s Eurodance
1Better Off AloneAlice Deejay90s Eurodance
1SandstormDarude90s Eurodance
1Be My LoverLa Bouche90s Eurodance
1ChildrenRobert Miles90s Chill Dance
2We Gonna Get This PlaceToo Fast For MellowGabber/Hardcore Techno
2Poing (Jump a Little Higher)Rotterdam Termination SourceGabber/Hardcore Techno
2Pump That Stupid BassDJ Weirdo, DJ SimGabber/Hardcore Techno
2Play My Game – Hardcore RemixPaul ElstakGabber/Hardcore Techno
2Mellow moeni mauweBodylotionGabber/Hardcore Techno
2You SuckDiss ReactionGabber/Hardcore Techno
2GeleihoofdDarrien Kelly, Scott BrownHardcore Techno
2Semuter – Original MixJuri HeidemannGabber/Hardcore Techno
2Amsterdam… Waar Lech Dat Dan? – Maastunnel MixEuromastersGabber/Hardcore Techno
2Tales From the RZ – Joey Beltram RemixJoey BeltramHardcore Techno
2Void SectorWedlock, ComababyIndustrial/Hard Techno
2Lick Your SoulChlärIndustrial/Hard Techno
2Anti Gravity RacingDax JHard Techno
2Der Weg Des Kriegers – MRD VersionSHDW, Obscure Shape, MRDHard Techno
2Astro – OriginalDavid LöhleinIndustrial Techno
2Return to Zero Beztebya – Speed ReverbMarc Acardipane, DayerteqHardcore Techno
2999 (BDSM)Xina Mora, ParkineosIndustrial/Hard Techno
2TerrorKMFDMIndustrial/Hard Techno
2Time ChicThomas P. HeckmannIndustrial/Hard Techno
2You Make Me HornyNico Moreno, LarenHard Techno
2Dancing Queen – Gabber Hardcore RemixABBA (Remix)Gabber Remix
2Sweet Caroline – Schranz EditNeil Diamond (Remix)Schranz Remix
2Shut Up and Dance – Speedcore RebootWalk the Moon (Remix)Speedcore Remix
2Can’t Stop the Feeling – Industrial EditJustin Timberlake (Remix)Industrial Remix
2I Wanna Dance With Somebody – Gabber MixWhitney Houston (Remix)Gabber Remix
 
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Comments from the Wedding Guests​

NameComment
Andrea“This isn’t even music! It sounds like robots having a seizure!”
Barry“I just wanted to dance with my wife. Now it feels like we’re in a warehouse rave!”
Katie“Can we PLEASE play What is Love again? This is my wedding!”
Margot“Mainstream garbage! This is a techno wedding!”
Melissa“If it’s 90s techno, it needs to be real techno, not Eurotrash.”
Nigel“I’ll leave if I hear Cha Cha Slide one more time.”
Lorenzo“This crowd needs energy! Give them Anti Gravity Racing and let’s watch them come alive!”
Farrah“Strobes up, fog on, and pump the BPMs. This is what a wedding should feel like!”
Karen“Where’s Sweet Caroline? This is chaos! Weddings aren’t supposed to be like this!”
Lucio“Shirts off, lights down. We’re here to sweat, not sway to Journey.”
Nigel“No Schranz, no party. That’s all I’m saying.”
 
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What’s the point of this anyways?
 
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@Darkeningstar which one
 
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This soundtrack as my cute HQNP slavic wife walks down the aisle like an o'pry edit

 
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this one would envoke some special emotions during the wedding
 
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Xangsane said:
@TechnoBoss would you rather 1 or 2
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I’d rather it be silent and we don’t have any music because they both suck if you’re playing them at a wedding.
 
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absolute state of OP.org
 
TechnoBoss said:
I’d rather it be silent and we don’t have any music because they both suck if you’re playing them at a wedding.
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Why so, pls elab?
Xangsane said:

Comments from the Wedding Guests​

NameComment
Andrea“This isn’t even music! It sounds like robots having a seizure!”
Barry“I just wanted to dance with my wife. Now it feels like we’re in a warehouse rave!”
Katie“Can we PLEASE play What is Love again? This is my wedding!”
Margot“Mainstream garbage! This is a techno wedding!”
Melissa“If it’s 90s techno, it needs to be real techno, not Eurotrash.”
Nigel“I’ll leave if I hear Cha Cha Slide one more time.”
Lorenzo“This crowd needs energy! Give them Anti Gravity Racing and let’s watch them come alive!”
Farrah“Strobes up, fog on, and pump the BPMs. This is what a wedding should feel like!”
Karen“Where’s Sweet Caroline? This is chaos! Weddings aren’t supposed to be like this!”
Lucio“Shirts off, lights down. We’re here to sweat, not sway to Journey.”
Nigel“No Schranz, no party. That’s all I’m saying.”
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true looksmaxxers would put this on
 
1 would be more beautiful 2 would be funnier to be at
 
notsocommonthumb said:
seems more club like, people would be drunker
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Group 1: The Normies​

Members:​

  • Katie, Callum, their close friends (Andrea, Barry, Karen, etc.), and most of the family.
  • Guests who came expecting Top 40, classic wedding hits, and romantic moments like Dancing Queen, Shut Up and Dance, and Sweet Caroline.

Vibe:​

  • Want wholesome, Instagram-worthy memories.
  • Dance moves include swaying, simple group dances like the Cupid Shuffle, and the occasional sing-along.
  • Reaction to chaos: Confusion, frustration, and retreat to the tables.

Group 2: The Non-Normies​

Members:​

  • Melissa, Lorenzo, Margot, Nigel, Lucio, Farrah, Odette, plus the hardcore ravers, goths, gabbers, and some rowdy hip-hop/reggaeton fans.
  • Guests who came with USBs full of 300BPM techno remixes, industrial beats, and niche underground tracks disguised as "wedding classics."

Vibe:​

  • Crave chaos, intensity, and a warehouse rave atmosphere.
  • Dance moves include stomping, moshing, twerking, and glowstick twirling.
  • Reaction to normie tracks: Booing, USB tampering, and sabotaging the playlist to restore real music.
 
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Xangsane said:

Group 1: The Normies​

Members:​

  • Katie, Callum, their close friends (Andrea, Barry, Karen, etc.), and most of the family.
  • Guests who came expecting Top 40, classic wedding hits, and romantic moments like Dancing Queen, Shut Up and Dance, and Sweet Caroline.

Vibe:​

  • Want wholesome, Instagram-worthy memories.
  • Dance moves include swaying, simple group dances like the Cupid Shuffle, and the occasional sing-along.
  • Reaction to chaos: Confusion, frustration, and retreat to the tables.

Group 2: The Non-Normies​

Members:​

  • Melissa, Lorenzo, Margot, Nigel, Lucio, Farrah, Odette, plus the hardcore ravers, goths, gabbers, and some rowdy hip-hop/reggaeton fans.
  • Guests who came with USBs full of 300BPM techno remixes, industrial beats, and niche underground tracks disguised as "wedding classics."

Vibe:​

  • Crave chaos, intensity, and a warehouse rave atmosphere.
  • Dance moves include stomping, moshing, twerking, and glowstick twirling.
  • Reaction to normie tracks: Booing, USB tampering, and sabotaging the playlist to restore real music.
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id want to remember my wedding more beautifully instead of just getting shitfaced, both would be great but i hate techno
 
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notsocommonthumb said:
seems more club like, people would be drunker
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notsocommonthumb said:
id want to remember my wedding more beautifully instead of just getting shitfaced, both would be great but i hate techno
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The Non-Normies’ Reaction​

Before the Chaos:​

The ravers, goths, and meme lovers are immediately uncomfortable with the polished, pastel wedding.

  • Dexter: “If they play another Top 40 song, I’m hijacking the booth.”
  • Imelda: Sipping her drink, “This is the most basic shit I’ve ever seen.”
  • Lucio: “What’s with the fairy lights? Where’s the fog machine?”
  • Josephine: Already plotting how to sneak Da Vinci Enormous Penis onto the playlist.

During the Chaos:​

As soon as the explicit meme rap and gabber tracks drop, the non-normies explode with energy.

  • Dexter: Leading the charge onto the dancefloor, screaming “250 BPM OR DIE!”
  • Lucio: Shirtless, whipping his belt around like a lasso.
  • Imelda: Laughing uncontrollably as normies retreat to the edges. “This is what weddings should feel like!”
  • Josephine: Yelling every explicit lyric to Lil Barnacle - Porn.
When normies glare at them from the sidelines:

  • Ronin: “Oh, sorry we’re having fun. Go back to Dancing Queen, losers.”
By the time Attack on Titan OSTs and phonk remixes blast through the speakers, the non-normies are fully unleashed:

  • Franklin: Headbanging aggressively, yelling, “DROP IT HARDER!”
  • Vanessa: Standing stoically in the middle of the chaos, mouthing the words to Evangelion.

The Aftermath​

Katie​

Katie is inconsolable, crying in the corner with Chantal rubbing her back.

  • “My wedding is RUINED!” she sobs.
  • Linda: “We’ll never live this down.”

Callum​

Callum is drunk and defeated, trying to convince Katie it wasn’t so bad.

  • “At least everyone will remember it, right?”

Normies​

Most normies leave early, whispering insults about the chaotic guests.

  • Chantal: “This was supposed to be elegant. Who invites people like that to a wedding?”

Non-Normies​

The ravers, goths, and chaos gremlins declare it the best wedding ever.

  • Dexter: “Legendary. Weddings should ALWAYS have gabber.”
  • Lucio: “I can’t believe they let us take over the booth. Absolute carnage.”
  • Josephine: “When’s the next one? I’ll bring more Lil Barnacle.”
 
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Unc's feeling excited for the big day. Can I come?
 
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