Who mogs? Jay or Silent Bob?

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[Jason Voorhees]

Left obviously

 

[Art of Pattinson]

Left obviously

nah, dark triad >> light triad

 

[Gonthar]

Jay, because he's taller and fast talking, usually these kind of pairings in movies, tv shows, cartoons,etc. have the shorter, chubbier guy be the fast, smooth talker, while the big guy is usually slow and dumb.

Big Guy, Little Guy - TV Tropes

A classic, almost timeless, character pairing, among The Oldest Ones in the Book. Two guys who are often Heterosexual Life-Partners, and usually embody the Fat and Skinny trope. That's just the start of the bundle of tropes these two embody. This …

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[deadstock]

Jay, because he's taller and fast talking, usually these kind of pairings in movies, tv shows, cartoons,etc. have the shorter, chubbier guy be the fast, smooth talker, while the big guy is usually slow and dumb.

Big Guy, Little Guy - TV Tropes

A classic, almost timeless, character pairing, among The Oldest Ones in the Book. Two guys who are often Heterosexual Life-Partners, and usually embody the Fat and Skinny trope. That's just the start of the bundle of tropes these two embody. This …

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I'm more like bob but also slow and dumb

 

[Gonthar]

I'm more like bob but also slow and dumb

That's an unfortunate combination...