Who should I pretend to be for job interviews?

[fukmylyf]

My life is a movie. I can only do well in these situations by pretending to be a celebrity or fictional character, adopting their mannerisms, backstory, etc. So who should I choose?

 

[fukmylyf]

@Vermilioncore @manletmachinestream

 

[pprimus43]

Elliot Rodger

 

[missingmaxilla]

pretend you're brad pitt and show them your looksmax.org account

 

[Vermilioncore]

Pretend you’re the guy from memento

 

[aryan mogger]

patrick batemna

 

[R@m@]

Reddit normoid

 

[Pikabro]

That normie from the office

 

[fukmylyf]

interview lasted 10 min. I think bro really liked my Tony Montana impression