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First
Before we start talking about Messi-ah or CuckR7
lets have a look at their wives
who Fogs?
To the left is Georgina (CuckR7's wife) and the right is Antonella (Messi-ah's) wife.
The world cup saga:
Ever since Messi lifted the World Cup, CuckR7 just hasn’t been the same. The guy legit posted a selfie moments after Messi’s iconic victory like we wouldn’t notice.
Of course Ronaldo's Poontang parade of fans still stuck by his side, i repsect the loyalty though:
Live footage from Ronaldo’s house after the World Cup final; Of course his side-cuck Mbooty-scratcher joins him:
(Some say he's still seething
)
(Fucking gymcel, CuckR7, doesnt he know that the gym is cope? Georgina doesnt love you brah, she just wants the mula)
Messi didn’t just win the World Cup, he delivered a masterclass, carrying Argentina through every stage with knockout goals, assists, and clutch moments. Ronaldo? He got benched, cheeks clapped by Morocco, left in tears. Messi is immortalized as a world champion, while Ronaldo’s greatest international achievement is just the Euros, a tournament he didn’t even finish due to an injury.
Ronaldo’s entire career is built on scoring penalties and dunking on part-time plumbers from Luxembourg. Meanwhile, Messi’s been dismantling elite defenses in finals. Imagine bragging about goals against Andorra while Messi is literally carrying Argentina to the promised land. Different levels.
The Trophy Side:
Listen to this jigaboo talk about the World cup for a second
Lets look at their career stats
This is what Messi’s career looks like:
806 goals
355 assists
45 career titles
8 Ballon d’Ors
6 European Golden Shoes
8 Pichichi Trophies
6 La Liga POTY Awards
1 World cup
Versus, Ronaldo's full career:
901 goals
236 assists
34 career titles
5 Ballon d’Ors
4 European Golden Shoes
3 Pichichi Trophies
2 La Liga POTY Awards
0 World cups (feelshaha:!!!!!!!!!!!)
Messi having a higher Goal/Assist ratio (per game) (0.78) compared to Ronaldo (0.73)
minute-per-goal rate: Ronaldo - 112.0, Messi - 104.2
Just look at the stats, its obvious guys.
(CuckR7'jr stuck in Penaldo's Beta orbit, you can just see him wishing he could run away to be adopted by Messi)
It’s over, CuckR7cels. Your boy is the side character. Messi’s the main event, the GOAT, and the eternal alpha of the beautiful game.
But, listen up you tallcel CuckR7bois, Messi is the ultimate manlet chad, proof that a 5’7” deathtier height person can absolutely wreck your 6’2” gymmaxxing tallcel. While you’re out here worshipping height like it’s a personality, Messi’s making giga-chad moves with his microcel frame, humiliating every tallcel normie on the pitch. Manlet Pride means embracing your vertical limitation and turning it into an OP advantage. Ronaldo’s just a tallcel who maxed out on gym and MT2 spray tan but can’t cope with Messi’s insane dribbling and vision. Height doesn’t carry trophies, skill does. Ronaldo’s just a punching bag for the manlet GOAT.
Now onto Indian Pride, Messi’s grind and underdog story hits different for us desi volcels. He’s that ultimate chadlite-to-chad transition we all dream about but rarely see. The relentless work ethic, the silent domination, the humble vibe. Messi is the desi grind incarnate. Ronaldo’s flashy lifestyle? That’s cope for insecure tallcels who peak at the gym and still get obliterated by the manlet legend.
It comes from that microcel hustle and Indian incel grind that Messi embodies.
Manlet Pride. Indian Pride. Messi is the eternal GOAT, and Ronaldo, Just a tallcel beta grifter crying in his Bugatti becaue he lost some instagram followers.
But no no no no no no little boys, we arent done yet, there's more to talk about here. Stats arent Everything.
The Love side:
It’s the 75th minute, tension’s high, Messi’s dribbling past defenders like they’re NPCs. Suddenly, out of nowhere, a wild pitch invader appears. It’s a girl, wearing a Pink crop top and holding a sign that says “Messi = GOAT.” (Easy Stacylite)
She RUNS onto the pitch, dodges security like a Parkour artist, and LICKSSSS Messi’s neck right in front of everyone. Crowd gasps, commentators lose their minds.
But guess what? Messi doesn’t even flinch. Nope. The man just stays hard AF for the rest of the game, literally powering through defenders with a raging boner. Opponents are shook, ref calls a timeout because no one can handle the RAWWWW energy just OOZINGGG out of him.
Messi finishes the game with 3 goals and 2 assists, the lick fueling his god-tier stamina. Even Ronaldo’s on the sideline whispering, “How the hell does he do that?!”
Before we start talking about Messi-ah or CuckR7
lets have a look at their wives
who Fogs?
To the left is Georgina (CuckR7's wife) and the right is Antonella (Messi-ah's) wife.
The world cup saga:
Ever since Messi lifted the World Cup, CuckR7 just hasn’t been the same. The guy legit posted a selfie moments after Messi’s iconic victory like we wouldn’t notice.
Of course Ronaldo's Poontang parade of fans still stuck by his side, i repsect the loyalty though:
Live footage from Ronaldo’s house after the World Cup final; Of course his side-cuck Mbooty-scratcher joins him:
(Some say he's still seething
)(Fucking gymcel, CuckR7, doesnt he know that the gym is cope? Georgina doesnt love you brah, she just wants the mula)
Messi didn’t just win the World Cup, he delivered a masterclass, carrying Argentina through every stage with knockout goals, assists, and clutch moments. Ronaldo? He got benched, cheeks clapped by Morocco, left in tears. Messi is immortalized as a world champion, while Ronaldo’s greatest international achievement is just the Euros, a tournament he didn’t even finish due to an injury.
Ronaldo’s entire career is built on scoring penalties and dunking on part-time plumbers from Luxembourg. Meanwhile, Messi’s been dismantling elite defenses in finals. Imagine bragging about goals against Andorra while Messi is literally carrying Argentina to the promised land. Different levels.
The Trophy Side:
Listen to this jigaboo talk about the World cup for a second
Lets look at their career stats
This is what Messi’s career looks like:
806 goals
355 assists
45 career titles
8 Ballon d’Ors
6 European Golden Shoes
8 Pichichi Trophies
6 La Liga POTY Awards
1 World cup
Versus, Ronaldo's full career:
901 goals
236 assists
34 career titles
5 Ballon d’Ors
4 European Golden Shoes
3 Pichichi Trophies
2 La Liga POTY Awards
0 World cups (feelshaha:
!!!!!!!!!!!)
Messi having a higher Goal/Assist ratio (per game) (0.78) compared to Ronaldo (0.73)
minute-per-goal rate: Ronaldo - 112.0, Messi - 104.2
Just look at the stats, its obvious guys.
(CuckR7'jr stuck in Penaldo's Beta orbit, you can just see him wishing he could run away to be adopted by Messi)
It’s over, CuckR7cels. Your boy is the side character. Messi’s the main event, the GOAT, and the eternal alpha of the beautiful game.
But, listen up you tallcel CuckR7bois, Messi is the ultimate manlet chad, proof that a 5’7” deathtier height person can absolutely wreck your 6’2” gymmaxxing tallcel. While you’re out here worshipping height like it’s a personality, Messi’s making giga-chad moves with his microcel frame, humiliating every tallcel normie on the pitch. Manlet Pride means embracing your vertical limitation and turning it into an OP advantage. Ronaldo’s just a tallcel who maxed out on gym and MT2 spray tan but can’t cope with Messi’s insane dribbling and vision. Height doesn’t carry trophies, skill does. Ronaldo’s just a punching bag for the manlet GOAT.
Now onto Indian Pride, Messi’s grind and underdog story hits different for us desi volcels. He’s that ultimate chadlite-to-chad transition we all dream about but rarely see. The relentless work ethic, the silent domination, the humble vibe. Messi is the desi grind incarnate. Ronaldo’s flashy lifestyle? That’s cope for insecure tallcels who peak at the gym and still get obliterated by the manlet legend.
It comes from that microcel hustle and Indian incel grind that Messi embodies.
Manlet Pride. Indian Pride. Messi is the eternal GOAT, and Ronaldo, Just a tallcel beta grifter crying in his Bugatti becaue he lost some instagram followers.
But no no no no no no little boys, we arent done yet, there's more to talk about here. Stats arent Everything.
The Love side:
It’s the 75th minute, tension’s high, Messi’s dribbling past defenders like they’re NPCs. Suddenly, out of nowhere, a wild pitch invader appears. It’s a girl, wearing a Pink crop top and holding a sign that says “Messi = GOAT.” (Easy Stacylite
)She RUNS onto the pitch, dodges security like a Parkour artist, and LICKSSSS Messi’s neck right in front of everyone. Crowd gasps, commentators lose their minds.
But guess what? Messi doesn’t even flinch. Nope. The man just stays hard AF for the rest of the game, literally powering through defenders with a raging boner. Opponents are shook, ref calls a timeout because no one can handle the RAWWWW energy just OOZINGGG out of him.
Messi finishes the game with 3 goals and 2 assists, the lick fueling his god-tier stamina. Even Ronaldo’s on the sideline whispering, “How the hell does he do that?!”
So after Messi’s legendary lick moment, CuckR7 sees it all on the big screen and thinks, “Bet I can get that poontang energy too.”
He spots the Messi-fan and RUSHESSS over like a baby duckling, thinking he’s about to unlock some secret cheat code.
She goes in for the lick… and CuckR7 freezes. No boner, no extra speed, just awkward blinking like a stunned NPC.
Meanwhile, across the stadium, Georgina’s face turns pure venom. She storms onto the pitch, snatches Ronaldo’s arm, and drags him off yelling, “ Get back here, you useless JB hunter!”
The crowd is stunned. Ronaldo’s “moment” turns into a full cringe spectacle. The commentators whisper, “And that’s why you don’t fake the funk, folks.”
That night, CuckR7 was rejected, he got no poosay from his lady. Absolute poontang drought in his mansion of mirrors.
(Just look at this!!!
)
while Ronaldo’s sulking in the locker room, Georgina lowkey sneaks over to Messi’s side like a secret agent on a mission.She whispers, “Show me how it’s done, GOAT.”
Next thing you know, Messi’s dropping those silky moves off the pitch, and Georgina’s getting absolutely SMASHED, not just on the scoreboard, if you catch my drift.
Meanwhile, Ronaldo’s watching from a far crying in his little lockeroom surrounded by sweaty guys showering.
Karma is a bitch huh?
After this Ronaldo was heartbroken right: so he decided to burgularize Messi.
He was tip-toeing around Messi's property like some cartoon, and for some reason goes to Messi's bathroom.
While lurking he hears someone whistling so he quickly jumps into the toilet where he belongs.
And then Messi steps into the room, BUTT ASS NAKED. Ronaldo dead ass died at the sight of Messi.
And after Messi was done showering he say down on the toilet, like any king on his porcelain throne. And bro took a literal shit.
The licking girl must have had Aids or something because he shat straight blood onto CuckR7's face here.
Rest in Shit tallcel cuck: 1985-2025
I wont even speak about that one time CuckR7 tried to kill this Totencuck player
Or when Messi shot CuckR7
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