Why am I always so hard these days?

[vernier]

I am getting hard alot nowadays without even watching stimulating content, for example I got hard at my friends house yesterday for no fucking reason at all, I'm not gay as well.
Am I high t or am I gonna die soon? I'm hard at this very moment as well.

 

[Cyrus]

probably bored and resting alot

 

[vernier]

probably bored and resting alot

Latter is true but I still don't understand why