Why am I growing hair on my face all of a sudden?

[The Homelander]

Can somebody help?
I don’t know what’s happening to me.
Hair is only supposed to grow on the head…

But today, I spotted a microscopic hair on my upper lip
Do I have too much test*ster*ne??
I’m really scared that might be the case

I could go to prison for this, or even worse, Be executed.
I tried to drink a lot of soylent. I tried.
But the hair still wouldn’t budge.

I’m afraid that’s why I am consulting this forum, anonymously.
I tried overdosing on finasteride, dutasteride.
NOTHING HELPS.

I am currently at the supermarket buying more soylent. I have covered my singular hair with a lot of makeup. I hope nobody finds out.

What is wrong with me?

 

[The Homelander]

@2025cel please help

 

[2025cel]

Try no fap for 2 years at least.

 

[Dragapults32]

Simply drinking soylent isn't enough you need to start injecting it