Why are Hood Niggas always so tall?

[9Romance]

Why is every ghetto hood nigga with dreads so tall. I went to main event the other day and saw a black dude who was like 6'4 and all his friends were 6'2+. Even the whites there were like 5'9-6'0. Is bbc real?

 

[Lord&Master]

Natural selection. The tall ones were better at running away from the cops all the time (hopping fences and longer legs run faster)

The short ones got shot and ended up in a federal penitentiary.

 

[Reformed]

Natural selection. The tall ones were better at running away from the cops all the time (hopping fences and longer legs run faster)

The short ones got shot and ended up in a federal penitentiary.

I’m caging rn, ur right tho makes sense

 

[Deleted member 19994]

Natural selection.

Survival of the fittest.

 

[Deleted member 24712]

they cant afford proper food so all they had was growth hormone pumped kfc alongside hydrating, insulin-spiking kool-aid and watermelon

 

[LooksOrDeath]

Natural selection. The tall ones were better at running away from the cops all the time (hopping fences and longer legs run faster)

The short ones got shot and ended up in a federal penitentiary.

hmm the short ones would be better at hiding in bushes and trees no

 

[Lord&Master]

hmm the short ones would be better at hiding in bushes and trees no

Police Dogs would sniff their ass out right away

 

[LooksOrDeath]

Police Dogs would sniff their ass out right away

your pfp matches that line perfectly

 

[StrangerDanger]

life finds a way to balance itself
if you grow up in unfortunate circumstances then the body rebounds and complements your situation with the opportunity to make you a NBA player

 

[plukee]

Cause black people are usually tall

 

[Bushman]

Hood niggas aren’t tall.
They’re usually short

 

[Dr SmalCox]

does this mean lookism mcdonalds theory for heightmaxxing is legit?

they cant afford proper food so all they had was growth hormone pumped kfc alongside hydrating, insulin-spiking kool-aid and watermelon

 

[Deleted member 24712]

does this mean lookism mcdonalds theory for heightmaxxing is legit?

it is legit, but it should be called goyslop theory

modern slop has been modified to make the kids taller, but it obviously has drawbacks as theyre all extremely lanky and have small skulls (smaller brains)

 

[Pei]

Cause black people are usually tall

i thought they are just more likely to be ay extreme end of spectrum unlike white guys

 

[plukee]

i thought they are just more likely to be ay extreme end of spectrum unlike white guys

Yeah blacks are more likely to end up tall tbh. Nba proves it. And I’ve seen so many short black parents end up having a son who’s like 6’5+

 

[Deleted member 29155]

life finds a way to balance itself
if you grow up in unfortunate circumstances then the body rebounds and complements your situation with the opportunity to make you a NBA player

I've been dealt a bad hand in life but I'm still a 5'6 incel, fuck your shitty theory

 

[Dr SmalCox]

it is legit, but it should be called goyslop theory

modern slop has been modified to make the kids taller, but it obviously has drawbacks as theyre all extremely lanky and have small skulls (smaller brains)

i swear this autist theory might actually be true to some degree.
i've seen so many teens that are lanklets (literal twig forearms) yet have good longitudinal growth. Know a 15 year old dude at almost 6", he vapes all the time and eats shit. i'm assuming nicotine delays growth plate closure as it acts as an aromatase inhibitor & the goyslop injected with artificial hormones causes the growth. This might be legit after all lmao.

 

[StrangerDanger]

I've been dealt a bad hand in life but I'm still a 5'6 incel, fuck your shitty theory

not true unless exceptionally bad RNG, you have some hidden superpower but you just arent conciscous of it yet. but oh boy when you find out about it your life will turn upside down

 

[flippasav]

They fuck a lot

 

[Deleted member 24712]

i swear this autist theory might actually be true to some degree.
i've seen so many teens that are lanklets (literal twig forearms) yet have good longitudinal growth. Know a 15 year old dude at almost 6", he vapes all the time and eats shit. i'm assuming nicotine delays growth plate closure as it acts as an aromatase inhibitor & the goyslop injected with artificial hormones causes the growth. This might be legit after all lmao.

its not a theory, if u spend some time into looking at the slop we’re sold in the stores today, you’ll come to realise 98% of the food found promotes vertical growth but lowers something else

they’re successfully lowering the intelligence of the masses whilst increasing the height and no one seems to care because of the blackpill psyop, everyone wants to be taller so they willingly submit themselves to be a “height mogger” amongst the height moggers

 

[rubberduck]

They’re short

 

[Dr SmalCox]

Always have thought this, glad to hear someone else thinks alike. Literal peanut skulls + twink frames yet mogger heights.

its not a theory, if u spend some time into looking at the slop we’re sold in the stores today, you’ll come to realise 98% of the food found promotes vertical growth but lowers something else

they’re successfully lowering the intelligence of the masses whilst increasing the height and no one seems to care because of the blackpill psyop, everyone wants to be taller so they willingly submit themselves to be a “height mogger” amongst the height moggers

 

[Pei]

Yeah blacks are more likely to end up tall tbh. Nba proves it. And I’ve seen so many short black parents end up having a son who’s like 6’5+

no they arent, theres just as many midget blacks that can be seen around. They just tend to be on either end of the extreme

 

[plukee]

no they arent, theres just as many midget blacks that can be seen around. They just tend to be on either end of the extreme

average height black people don’t exist in America i will say that

Also look at this brutal black manlet mog