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Istg having a breakfast omlette with half a bottle of hot sauce slammed on top of it with diet coke mogs sex to the slums
Why?
Because 1 its high protein
2 its healthy af

Only net positive abt sex is it burns calories , even that is less than 10mins of walking
 
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Istg having a breakfast omlette with half a bottle of hot sauce slammed on top of it with diet coke mogs sex to the slums
Why?
Because 1 its high protein
2 its healthy af

Only net positive abt sex is it burns calories , even that is less than 10mins of walking
protein :feelsgah:
 
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Istg having a breakfast omlette with half a bottle of hot sauce slammed on top of it with diet coke mogs sex to the slums
Why?
Because 1 its high protein
2 its healthy af

Only net positive abt sex is it burns calories , even that is less than 10mins of walking
You haven’t tried sex, you can’t judge
 
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Genuinely finding out how to make eggs good is one of the best experiences
I could fucking eat 100 with ease only problem is the cals add up
The best experience is eating 400g carbs before working out :Comfy:
 
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Diet coke?
 
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Yes , its just water with 0 cal taste additions its the perfect cheat code for weight loss
Except the additions are going to kill you. At least have coke no sugar or something since it tastes better. But the caffeine is bad as well as artificial sweeteners. Just drink water brah
 
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Except the additions are going to kill you. At least have coke no sugar or something since it tastes better. But the caffeine is bad as well as artificial sweeteners. Just drink water brah
Diet coke is "coke no sugar" nigga:feelskek:
 
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Diet coke is "coke no sugar" nigga:feelskek:
No, it isnt. You dont have to try to be right all the time brah. Coke no sugar preserves the taste while diet coke tastes different to normal coke. They are 2 different things and diet coke is gay
 
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Istg having a breakfast omlette with half a bottle of hot sauce slammed on top of it with diet coke mogs sex to the slums
Why?
Because 1 its high protein
2 its healthy af

Only net positive abt sex is it burns calories , even that is less than 10mins of walking
It was good until you said Diet Coke. Diet sodas are disgusting, if you’re cutting just drink water, you can have normal soda again at any other time.
 
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No, it isnt. You dont have to try to be right all the time brah. Coke no sugar preserves the taste while diet coke tastes different to normal coke. They are 2 different things and diet coke is gay
There is no diet soda that preserves the taste, all of these artificial sweeteners are revolting and in no way like sugar. They are also unhealthier than sugar which is hilarious.
 
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It was good until you said Diet Coke. Diet sodas are disgusting, if you’re cutting just drink water, you can have normal soda again at any other time.
There is no diet soda that preserves the taste, all of these artificial sweeteners are revolting and in no way like sugar. They are also unhealthier than sugar which is hilarious.
Cope
 
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True
Had omelette and milk in the breakfast today, almost came.
 
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There is no diet soda that preserves the taste, all of these artificial sweeteners are revolting and in no way like sugar. They are also unhealthier than sugar which is hihilarious.
It does preserve the taste, though? But yeah I agree its more unhealthy which is why I said drink water
 
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