Why did god buff Jacob elordi and make him so OP

[Vermilioncore]

Like cmon you’re gonna make him 6’5, rich, a movie star, give him a big dick and make him healthy

Meanwhile you’re gonna make me short, ugly worthless, poor and unhealthy.

It’s just sad. I’m not asking for the moon and stars, I’m just asking for at least one good trait

 

[BrahminBoss]

Tall as duck and wide as duck with bones that stuck out of my face

Ur just a cuck who will die

 

[Vermilioncore]

Tall as duck and wide as duck with bones that stuck out of my face

Ur just a cuck who will die

Looking at photos of Ramirez, then looking in the mirror…

It’s a sure way to ruin your day.

Look at photos of Ramirez online for like half an hour then go straight into the bathroom to look in the mirror. You’ll see how ugly as shit you are compared to him. You’ll never be him.

He was a homeless drug addicted smelly loser with no job, but yet he is better than you even if you were the CEO of a million dollar company.

He killed and murdered and was the best looking man to ever walk earth. He had 0 inhibition and was tall as fuck and wide as fuck with a big cock and bones that stick out of his head. You’re just a cuck who will die

 

[Alt Number 3]

I used to see that nigga on the train otw to school. back then I was a young manlet and he was a senior so it was a brutal mog ngl

 

[Lebgfinal]

God needs to make a earth balancing update

 

[Vermilioncore]

I used to see that nigga on the train otw to school. back then I was a young manlet and he was a senior so it was a brutal mog ngl

Nah you lying out your ass pansy sissy faggot

 

[Vermilioncore]

God needs to make a earth balancing update

Yeah he will it’s called Armageddon

 

[Alt Number 3]

Nah you lying out your ass pansy sissy faggot

listen nigger it doesn’t make sense to lie about being mogged to suicide

 

[Vermilioncore]

listen nigger it doesn’t make sense to lie about being mogged to suicide

Yeah it does like coco and ball torture prolly so you wanna get mogged and cucked big time

 

[Alt Number 3]

Yeah it does like coco and ball torture prolly so you wanna get mogged and cucked big time

awww shieeett

 

[Manletmachine]

He’ll die young like Peter Steele bud it’s all good

 

[Vermilioncore]

He’ll die young like Peter Steele bud it’s all good

Nah he won’t. And if he does he’ll probably die peacefully and not get gutted by the cartel he always win

 

[Bonecel01]

Muh God is perfect you can't blame his creation muh God has a mission for you

 

[Manletmachine]

Nah he won’t. And if he does he’ll probably die peacefully and not get gutted by the cartel he always win

Every inch after 5’7 deducts 10 years from your life come on now son this is water

 

[Vermilioncore]

Every inch after 5’7 deducts 10 years from your life come on now son this is water

Na how do you explain the big show from wwe still being alive at 7’0 tho

 

[Manletmachine]

Na how do you explain the big show from wwe still being alive at 7’0 tho

Exception to the rule not the rule. Trust the science sweaty

 

[Vermilioncore]

Exception to the rule not the rule. Trust the science sweaty

Well either way, even if Jacob dies young, he’ll go peacefully and in his youth. Lots of pussy to fuck and lots of great memories. He can’t lose