Why did i not get a tan?

[MagaPutinism]

I laid on my back on a bench at the beach when it was sunny twice for 30 minutes the days before my progress pic and i don't look remotly tanned, the thing is that i got a tan 2 months ago with WAY less contact time with the sun

 

[PointOfNoReturn]

God wants you to stay light. Consider this a blessing from the heavens