Why did we replace jerking off with gooning?

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Gooning isn’t just jerking off.
It’s jerking off and edging for hours.
 
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Jerking off sounds less pleasant to the ears, so when it became really mainstream and accepted (fucking losers), they created a better name for it to keep everybody hooked and weak
 
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Jerking off is a simple thing; you take your cock and fuck your fist until your little shrimp burps out some white cream. Gooning takes this to new levels
 
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Jerking off is a simple thing; you take your cock and fuck your fist until your little shrimp burps out some white cream. Gooning takes this to new levels
You have the power to explain things in the most vile and disgusting sounding ways
 
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Pretty cool huh yellow man?
Go read little shitskin
 

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