Why didn't chad sperm beat me in the sperm race?

[Bars]

Wtf was wrong with him?

 

[Banana ★ 🍌]

It would just be a new leaf coming from the same tree

 

[ltnbrownacnecel]

That's easy to answer my friend. That's because u are the chad.

 

[Bars]

That's easy to answer my friend. That's because u are the chad.

We are all chads

 

[Lamping21]

Chad is nice, so he lets others win

 

[fantamaxxer]

If yo dad wasnt a chad he didn't have no Chad sperm

 

[ibonesmashmyramus]

If ur dad just put it a lil more to the left

 

[spanishmog]

It did. A new chad was born into a trust fund family

 

[Prøphet]

Maybe there were none and this is the best version of you already