Why do atheists compare God to Santa Claus? Do they not realize how fucking retarded they sound?

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I’m serious, atheists are genuinely complete fucking morons when they make this argument, and they wonder why people think of them as retarded Reddit neckbeards.

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Exactly bhai
 
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Because they associate theism with childishness and their parents attempting to justify morality to them.
 
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Because they associate theism with childishness and their parents attempting to justify morality to them.
Don’t they realize they make themselves appear retarded as fuck?
 
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Both of them were thought of and written by humans in a book or some shit, the only difference is one of them genuinely claims it's real and the other doesn't but there is no way to prove God exists so he might be as fake as Santa Claus we don't know

and even if he does exist he might be the God of the Quran or any other of the thousands of theistic religions in the world and not the bible
 
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Don’t they realize they make themselves appear retarded as fuck?
In their head you're the retarded/deluded one, so no.
 
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Both of them were thought of and written by humans in a book or some shit, the only difference is one of them genuinely claims it's real and the other doesn't but there is no way to prove God exists so he might be as fake as Santa Claus we don't know

and even if he does exist he might be the God of the Quran or any other of the thousands of theistic religions in the world and not the bible
The difference is nobody truly believes in Santa Claus nor has a reason to beyond a certain age (or at all, depending on the adult figures around them) and there are no miracles associated with Santa Claus, nobody has visions of Santa Claus before death, nobody would die for Santa Claus, etc.
 
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In their head you're the retarded/deluded one, so no.
So atheists really lack self awareness of how idiotic they are? Fucking sad.
Both of them were thought of and written by humans in a book or some shit, the only difference is one of them genuinely claims it's real and the other doesn't but there is no way to prove God exists so he might be as fake as Santa Claus we don't know

and even if he does exist he might be the God of the Quran or any other of the thousands of theistic religions in the world and not the bible
we got our first retard in here.
 
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The difference is nobody truly believes in Santa Claus nor has a reason to, and there are no miracles associated with Santa Claus, nobody has visions of Santa Claus before death, nobody would die for Santa Claus, etc.
Yeah but that difference is almost irrelevant if both Santa Claus and God have not been proven real, of course more people believe God is real cus he's portrayed as real but it might all be a lie as it's not been proven and in that case he might as well be Santa Claus
 
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So atheists really lack self awareness of how idiotic they are? Fucking sad.

we got our first retard in here.
Tell me what i said that was retarded
 
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atheism truly makes a man retarded
 
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Redditors are disney adults
 
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As usual..

Average Atheist:



Average people in a atheist country:



Average Christian:



Average people in a christian country:

 
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Yeah but that difference is almost irrelevant if both Santa Claus and God have not been proven real, of course more people believe God is real cus he's portrayed as real but it might all be a lie as it's not been proven and in that case he might as well be Santa Claus
You're a linguistically confused slave.
 
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You're a linguistically confused slave.
When the man has no counter arguments he goes to insults. Point proven thanks buddy 😁
 
Comparing Santa Claus to God is retarded.

Found your baby picture btw:
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You didn't engage the specifics of what I said was retarded you just dismissed the whole argument, probably barely read what I had said lol, I was waiting for you to actually quote what I said that was retarded but clearly it's not possible cus I didn't actually say anything stupid

Typical christcuck logic and I'm not white lol so that ain't me
 
You didn't engage the specifics of what I said was retarded you just dismissed the whole argument, probably barely read it, I was waiting for you to actually quote what I said that was retarded but clearly it's not possible cus I didn't actually say anything stupid

Typical christcuck logic and I'm not white lol so that ain't me
I figured you weren’t white just a stupid nigger do I found this pic:

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Can you actually engage my debate or are you just gonna keep throwing insults?

you're just insulting urself here u cracker subhuman 😂
Nope you’re comparing God to Santa Claus which is obviously retarded everyone knows parents put the presents under the Christmas tree. Man you really are a retarded nigger.
 
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Nope you’re comparing God to Santa Claus which is obviously retarded everyone knows parents put the presents under the Christmas tree.
I didn't say God is Santa Claus, God is portrayed as real and Santa Claus is portrayed as fiction so they are clearly different

I said if God is not real then he might as well be Santa Claus, and nobody has proven whether God is real or not so if ur wrong and God isn't real or if the real God is not the God of the Bible then you might as well have believed in Santa Claus ur whole life 😂
 
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I didn't say God is Santa Claus, God is portrayed as real and Santa Claus is portrayed as fiction so they are clearly different

I said if God is not real then he might as well be Santa Claus, and nobody has proven whether God is real or not so if ur wrong or if the real God is not the God of the Bible then you might as well have believed in Santa Claus ur whole life 😂
You compared God to Santa Claus which is stupid because everyone who isn’t super young knows Santa Claus isn’t real.

Atheist logic: :feelsuhh::feelsuhh::feelsuhh::feelsuhh::feelsuhh::feelsuhh::feelsuhh::feelsuhh:
 
You compared God to Santa Claus which is stupid because everyone who isn’t super young knows Santa Claus isn’t real.

Atheist logic: :feelsuhh::feelsuhh::feelsuhh::feelsuhh::feelsuhh::feelsuhh::feelsuhh::feelsuhh:
Nobody knows if God is real either idiot people believe in God, they have faith, they don't know whether God is real or not he hasn't been proven, they just get on their knees and pray to a God that they don't know is real every night without knowing

Of course nobody believes in Santa Claus cus he's portrayed as blatant fiction, but if the Bible turns out to not to be the true religion or if God isn't real altogether then God and Santa Claus become the same thing, which is fiction

Why are you too mentally defiicent to understand this, did you get held back a few grades in high school?
 
I’m serious, atheists are genuinely complete fucking morons when they make this argument, and they wonder why people think of them as retarded Reddit neckbeards.

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Because just like santa claus, believing in gods or whatever, is the same as believing in imaginary friends... We tell our kids that its wrong to have imaginary friends till a certain age, yet every ape that goes to church believes in a imaginary friend their whole life... I think thats what @0hMan was trying to say idk.
 
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Ok bro they 100% know 👍👍
They do know. You’re just retarded and don’t understand. You find it hard to believe someone can know something which you don’t.
 
Because just like santa claus, believing in gods or whatever, is the same as believing in imaginary friends... We tell our kids that its wrong to have imaginary friends till a certain age, yet every ape that goes to church believes in a imaginary friend their whole life... I think thats what @0hMan was trying to say idk.
Retard #2 spotted.
 
They do know. You’re just retarded and don’t understand. You find it hard to believe someone can know something which you don’t.
I find it hard to believe people can know something is real that hasn't been proven, that makes it subjective, any crackhead can claim they saw God when they were fucked up

when it's proven i'll back down and accept God but it hasn't yet u fuckin idiot, nobody can 100% know something is real if it hasn't been proven to the world, that just becomes an opinion

Again I must ask because it definitely seems you were held back a few years, how do you not seem to understand this basic concept?
 
I find it hard to believe people can know something is real that hasn't been proven
 
Disregarded ur bullshit articles right there and then with my image, any human drops something and it falls to the floor, unless it's a feather or some other shit and it has been proven that it doesn't fall down 100% of the time lol

any human can do this and the same shit happens any time that we can see and feel and hear with our ears it actually happens, this is evidence alone that the science behind it works

Of course if science said one thing and it didn't happen for some people then it would be questionable but this does not happen to anyone because the science is consistent worldwide

You drop a ball in a castle in England and in the slums of Mumbai it does the same shit 100% of the time

This is much more provable than ur Jesus crap
 

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I’m serious, atheists are genuinely complete fucking morons when they make this argument, and they wonder why people think of them as retarded Reddit neckbeards.

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Cos they’re retards
Cute baby
 
Disregarded ur bullshit articles right there and then with my image, any human drops something and it falls to the floor, unless it's a feather or some other shit and it has been proven that it doesn't fall down 100% of the time lol

any human can do this and the same shit happens any time that we can see and feel and hear with our ears it actually happens, this is evidence alone that the science behind it works

Of course if science said one thing and it didn't happen for some people then it would be questionable but this does not happen to anyone because the science is consistent worldwide

You drop a ball in a castle in England and in the slums of Mumbai it does the same shit 100% of the time

This is much more provable than ur Jesus crap
Still not proof, just evidence.
 
I don’t consider myself a genius or anything but if you actually believe in religion you are probably a little retarded
 
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Still not proof, just evidence.
OK so I'm supposed to believe in faith, the words of a book, and random people's so called knowledge that they know that God is real over evidence that is consistent worldwide that science is real

There are literally thousands of books and billions, a Christian can say one day that they know Jesus is the son of God and at the same time a Muslim says that they know Allah is the one and only true God

How am I supposed to know which one is real if both these people claim they know and their religions contradict each other, one of them must be false

therefore you can't know from people saying they know God is real because it might be just opinions or it might not be the real God, the evidence holds up much more, evidence is what gets pedophiles locked up in prison because it fucking holds up to the truth idiot
 
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OK so I'm supposed to believe in faith, the words of a book, and random people's so called knowledge that they know that God is real over evidence that is consistent worldwide that science is real
Science does not contradict God.
 
Science does not contradict God.
God made the world in 7 days (Genesis 1:1-31)

God made woman out of the bones of the man (Genesis 2:7, 2:22)

God even says the stars fall to the earth (Matthew 24:29, Revelation 6:13)

I can list you many more if you want but I'll just say these three for now, if you keep talking I'll show you more there are at least 20+ examples

please look up your own religion before you start talking crap, u must be 16 or something so I'll let you off but the words of the Bible clearly contradict what science says 😂

I was a Christian for my whole childhood before I became Buddhist in my 20s and i have read the bible and i know the religion well
 
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> believes in a dead shitskinned jew on a stick that exists out there in the skies with 0 (zero) proof, tons of absurdity and nonsense just so he can cope through the pointless miserable existence he's predestined to take
> calls others retarded

Judeo-Cuckristians for you.

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I’m serious, atheists are genuinely complete fucking morons when they make this argument, and they wonder why people think of them as retarded Reddit neckbeards.

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Baby @buddhistking :lul::lul::lul:
 
> believes in a dead shitskinned jew on a stick that exists out there in the skies with 0 (zero) proof, tons of absurdity and nonsense just so he can cope through the pointless miserable existence he's predestined to take
> calls others retarded

Judeo-Cuckristians for you.

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Modern Jews =/= Ancient Jews
 
This hasn’t been proven false.

This is something in the future.
OK I didn't want to go there but you forced me

And there are many more blatant contradictions that the Bible has with science so please don't make me go there, I will quote all of them if you keep pushing me

Please explain all of these or stfu

"God says the world was made in 6 days" - Genesis 1:1-31, Exodus 20:11

"The Earth is fixed and does not move" - Psalm 104:5, 1 Chronicles 16:30

"The Sun moves around the Earth" - Ecclesiastes 1:5, Joshua 10:12-13

"The Earth has four corners" - Isaiah 11:12, Revelation 7:1

"All languages came from the Tower of Babel" - Genesis 11:1-9

"Rain comes from storehouses in the sky" - Job 38:22, Psalm 135:7

"The Earth was created before the Sun, Moon, and stars" - Genesis 1:1-19

"Stars can fall to Earth" - Revelation 6:13, Matthew 24:29

"Humans were made from dust and a rib" - Genesis 2:7, Genesis 2:21-22

"Animals were created instantly in their current form" - Genesis 1:24-25

"Striped sticks influence the color of offspring" - Genesis 30:37-39

"Disease is caused by sin or demons" - Deuteronomy 28:27, Mark 5:1-13

"The value of Pi is 3.0" - 1 Kings 7:23, 2 Chronicles 4:2

"The sky is a solid dome" - Genesis 1:6-8, Job 37:18

"Some insects have four legs" - Leviticus 11:20-23

"The Moon produces its own light" - Genesis 1:16

"Rabbits chew cud" - Leviticus 11:6

"Bats are birds" - Leviticus 11:13-19

"A snake spoke to Eve" - Genesis 3:1-5

"Jonah lived inside a fish for three days" - Jonah 1:17

"People lived over 900 years" - Genesis 5:5, Genesis 9:29

"Plants were created before the Sun" - Genesis 1:11-19
 
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Nigga edited me in cus he couldn't prove my arguments wrong and ur black too retard he's being racist to u too, he edited me in cus I said I was black
 
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